Tactless Tactics
Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece.
Chapter 1:
Yuki was feeling anxious since his partner Ren was taking him camping in the Cascade Mountains. The campsite was right next to a lake so that they could fish. Ren loved fishing. They'd have the entire weekend to themselves and lots of privacy to express their love. Ren's birthday and their anniversary were coming up and Yuki wanted to do something 'special' for him but he couldn't think of anything. It was driving him nuts.
Yuki looked at Ren out of the corner of his eye and wondered for the millionth time why a guy as cool as Ren had taken an interested in him? Ren was a masculine guy but with feminine facial features. He was 6' 2" and weighed 220 pounds, but was pure muscle. Ren had sun-kissed skin, and long black hair with red streaks. Currently, Ren had his hair tied back into a ponytail to keep it out of his way while they fished. He was wearing a blood-red, 'wife beater' that clung nicely to his muscular torso and showed off hi bulging biceps, pair of black board shorts and a pair of combat boots.
Yuki put a hand over his mouth as he muffled a laugh. His boyfriend was looking a little like Ace from One Piece in that getup. Yuki considered himself to be the polar opposite of Ren. He was very effeminate; he thought that he looked almost like a girl with his lithe, petite figure, wide green eyes with long dark lashes and shoulder-length, copper-colored hair. He grit his teeth when he thought about how people usually confused him for a girl when they first met him. It would be better if they thought of him as a typical uke but the people in his town were a little clueless when it came to things like that.
Currently, Ren was rowing the two of them across the lake so that they could find a good spot to start fishing. It was a miracle that Ren had even managed to convince him to get into that boat. He was terrified of the water and couldn't swim. Ren promised him that if he fell in he'd save Yuki and would be more than happy to perform CPR on him if it was needed. Yuki sighed.
He glared up at the sun that was shining in the clear blue sky overhead. He was going to get badly sun burn. He just knew it. The light caused the piercings that Ren had on to glimmer. Ren had four stud earrings in his left ear and there was a piercing in his right eyebrow. The campsite Ren had chosen was gorgeous. The lake was surrounded by forest on all sides and a mountain could be seen in the distance. The waters of the lake were smooth and a gray-blue. Most people would probably have been enjoying themselves but Yuki was ready to just go home already.
As Ren caught Yuki staring he smiled smugly. He knew the effect he had on Yuki but what Yuki didn't realize was that it really went both ways. Yuki drove him crazy too – those slim hips, those wide green eyes, that soft copper hair, his milky-white skin that was so soft to the touch and his pink nipples drove him mad with desire and filled him with an unquenchable hunger.
Ren shook his head – now was not the time for such lewd thoughts. If he wasn't careful he'd get even more aroused than he already was and he'd have to take his uke and remind him just who his seme was.
But there was plenty of time for that later. Ren glanced at the backpack he'd prepared especially for their trip. It contained various kinds of lotions, lube, condoms, rope, and even some sex toys. Yep, he liked to tie his uke up and his uke didn't seem to mind too much. But even if he did Ren was pretty sure he'd still tie Yuki up…he looked too hot with bondage style ropes on his naked body after all. Ren chuckled darkly to himself.
Yuki raised an eyebrow when he lover started to chuckle to himself. Ren had this shit-eating grin on his handsome face, which was never a good sign for Yuki. He shuddered. Well, it was a good thing but also a bad thing. When Ren had that look on his face it meant he was plotting something – usually something sexual and Yuki was definitely involved. When Ren got that look in his eyes Yuki would end up being sore for days afterwards. He sighed.
His lover was quite the handful but…he loved him.
Yuki didn't like fishing. The worms you had to stick on the hooks were pretty gross and the fish were hard to pull up once you caught them. The scales would cut his delicate hands. His lover Ren though was an expert at fishing. He wouldn't even flinch as he jammed a worm down onto the hook, cast his line and waited. Once he caught a fish he'd effortlessly bring it in and take it off the hook barehanded. Ren would waste not time whipping out his pocket knife and setting to work cleaning and gutting the fish with ease.
Yuki flinched as he watched Ren chopping the head off of a fish he'd just caught. He seemed so at ease with his actions – people watching would probably think Ren was some kind of delinquent because of his appearance but…Ren had a soft side that only Yuki knew about. To most people Ren came across as cold, rude, and people oftentimes found him scary. Well, Ren was nice to him and children, and that was about it.
Yuki and Ren had a very interesting thing in common though – their love of anime, yaoi, ukes, semes and most of all the World of One Piece. They were especially into the whole Zoro and Sanji pairing, and would discuss all the reasons why the cook and swordsman belonged together. Ren and Yuki would discuss how they wished they could just jump into the One Piece World so that they could help Zoro and Sanji just get a clue already!
"T-That would be so awesome…" Yuki muttered to himself.
"What?" Ren asked.
"A-Ah, no, I-I was just thinking how awesome it would be if we somehow ended up in the O-One Piece world. Y-You know so we could help Zoro and Sanji, remember?" Yuki had a stutter, it was pretty bad but Ren didn't seem to mind putting up with it.
Ren threw his head back and laughed. "Yea, that would be pretty sweet. I'd love to meet Zoro." Ren cracked his knuckles. "We could spar. I could kick his ass. Maybe I'd finally meet someone who was an actual challenge. The people I usually practice my sword fighting against are a bunch of pansy-asses. If you didn't get yourself in trouble all the time I'd probably go as soft as them…"
Yuki and Ren actually had a lot of similarities to Zoro and Sanji, and were teased by their friends for it. Ren practiced swordsmanship and even practiced with two swords. One of his katana had a black and red sheath and had been in his family for 6 generations. It was ancient and called KetsuekiBara which meant 'Blood Rose'. The second katana was a long curved katana that belong to his great grandfather and it was called Sakura no hana which meant 'Cherry Blossom'. Ren was half Japanese though he didn't really look it. He'd practice with three like Zoro but in the Real World it was simply impossible to grip a sword between your teeth.
Yuki looked down at the sword case his boyfriend Ren had brought with them. "I-Is that w-why you brought your swords?" Yuki teased.
Ren smiled. "Naw, but it'd still be sweet. I'm just going to practice with them later on the shore. Maybe cut some trees in half."
Yuki nodded. Ah, I see. Yuki was into cooking – he daydreamed about what it would be like to meet Sanji in person and exchange cooking tips. He used to even be into decorating cakes, but that was before he hurt his hand, which made it a little harder now. "Y-Y-Yea, like that could ever happen…there's no way we'll get to go to One Piece…" Yuki was saying disappointedly as their rowboat glided across the calm lake water. I'd like to go there and never come back.
A frown came to Yuki's face, however, as he was reminded of an incident that occurred two years ago. Ren's twin brother Akira and an eccentric, writer friend of theirs named, Sophia, had disappeared while on an outing they had decided to take together on a motorboat on this very same lake. The motorboat had mysteriously disappeared and was never found. This was another reason why Yuki was so terrified to be out here but Ren had insisted that he wanted to check out the area his twin brother had mysteriously disappeared. Perhaps, they'd find some kind of clue that would tell them what had happened.
That's when the strangest thing happened. A fierce wind began to blow.
"Ah!" Yuki had to shield his eyes. "W-W-What?"
"Yuki!" Ren dropped his fishing pole and went over to wrap his arms protectively around Yuki as the boat began to rock. He glared at the surroundings angrily. Yuki was terrified enough to the water and now this!
"What's going on?" Yuki squeaked, he was already beginning to feel faint.
Ren frowned as he squinted through the sudden wind. "I have no idea…" He could see a strange distortion in the air in front of them. "What the-?"
Their rowboat was floating in the direction of the distortion. Ren thought about letting Yuki go and turning them away, but Yuki didn't know how to swim. Yuki didn't even like fishing or camping, but he had still come along to please him. He had to protect Yuki.
The rowboat passed through the distortion and slipped through the dimensional gateway. A strange tingling feeling washed over the couple as they passed through the portal – like static electricity or goosebumps.
And then it was over.
Yuki opened his eyes and looked around. His eyes widened dramatically as he took in the scenery change. "Ehhh?!" The lake and surrounding forest and mountain had disappeared! They were still on water but the water was choppy and their rowboat was rocking violently from side to side. There was this salty smell in the air. Yuki was already feeling nauseous and had to put a hand over his mouth.
"Caw! Caw!" The cry of a seagull came from overhead.
"A-A seagull?" Yuki murmured beginning to panic. "I-Is this the ocean?"
Ren looked around their surroundings too with a calm look on his face. He took a deep breath. "Yep, that's sea water. This is the ocean. Sweet." He looked excited all of a sudden.
Yuki gave his boyfriend a look of disbelief. "S-Sweet? H-H-How can you be so calm?!"
Ren smirked, "I like adventure."
"I think I'm going to be sick…" Yuki put a hand over his mouth again. His face was turning green.
Ren's excited expression shifted to concern. "Hey, it's going to be okay, Yuki-" Ren was saying when-!
"RAWR!"
There was a tremendous splash behind them and a roar. The two young men turned and their eyes bugged at the sight before them. The strangest looking creature they had never seen had risen out of the ocean before them. It had the head of a cow, the body of a fish, and was easily the size of a whale. It also looked oddly familiar.
Yuki blinked. "I-Is that…?" He was terrified.
"Yea, it looks just like a Sea King from One Piece, doesn't it? Neat." Ren breathed.
The Sea King's eyes focused on the rowboat and its passengers. The sea monster narrowed its glowing red eyes – the hair on the back of Ren's neck stood up in warning. "Oh shit…it's going to attack us!" Ren exclaimed as he made a move to grab his swords.
"So not awesome…" Yuki murmured as he began to tremble in fear. "Th-Th-This has to be a dream…come on Yuki…wake up…wake up…!"
Ren fumbled with the lock on his sword case but his hands were all slippery from the bait. "Fuck!"
"RAWR! MOO!" The Sea King cried as it attacked.
"We're so fucked…dammit!" Ren swore, bringing his fist down on top of his sword case out of frustration.
And then-
"Diable Jambe!" Came an oddly familiar sounding voice.
The two young men turned to see Blackleg Sanji falling down through the air and slamming the heel of his shoe into the top of the Sea King's head.
BAM!
Sanji flipped elegantly through the air and landed on the railing of their rowboat. Sanji took out a cigarette, lit it up and took a long drag as he watched the Sea King fall back into the water with another splash.
He turned to look at the two young men curiously. "Hey, are you shitty kids okay?"
"B-B-Blackleg Sanji…" Yuki breathed in a mixture of shock, wonder and awe. "N-No way…" I think I'm going to faint.
Ren narrowed his eyes at Sanji and stood up in front of Yuki protectively. "We're not kids."
"Hmm," Sanji let out a thoughtful stream of smoke. He didn't sound too convinced.
However, the Sea King took that moment to rise up out of the sea again and it set its sights on Sanji. "Tch…shitty Sea King." Sanji complained dropping his cigarette and crushing it with his shoe before preparing to attack the Sea King again. However-
"108 Pound Pheonix!" Came another familiar deep sounding voice. Suddenly Roronoa Zoro was flying through the air at the Sea King and his swords flashed through the air as it cut the Sea King's head right off its body.
Yuki covered his mouth at the gruesome sight and had to turn his face away.
Roronoa Zoro wasn't through with the Sea King just yet – and continued to chop it into cubes. Zoro landed on one of the floating pieces of Sea King meat. "Oi LUFFY DINNER!" Zoro called out with a triumphant smirk on his face.
"Roronoa Zoro…" Ren's eyes lit up upon seeing his hero in the flesh. "That was his three-sword style. Impressive."
Sanji leapt over to Zoro and landed on a piece of floating meat right next to the swordsman. "Shitty swordsman! Who told you to interfere?" Sanji sent his foot flying towards Zoro's head.
Zoro didn't even turn around as he raised his sword to instinctively block the attack.
CLASH
"Hah?" Zoro turned to glare at the cook and gave him an exasperated look, "What's your problem, shit-cook?"
Sanji attacked Zoro with his feet again. "I had things under control Marimo!"
Zoro blocked Sanji's fierce kicks with his swords. "Ungrateful bastard! This is the thanks I get for helping you!"
"I didn't need your help!" Sanji shot back angrily as his kicks became even faster. His face was slightly flushed.
Zoro remained silent. He knew that this was probably true but – when he saw Sanji's back to the Sea King and that it had been about to attack Sanji from behind his stupid body had acted on its own. "Huh, could have fooled me, shit-cook," Zoro snarled back instead.
"Wow…they're fighting…" Yuki noted, eyes wide.
Ren chuckled and ran a hand back through his long, silky hair in a sexy manner. "Yea, they really are. They're so in denial…" Ren's eyes widened when he came to a sudden realization. "That's it!" Ren knelt down in front of Yuki. "Don't you get it? Why we're here? We were sent here to get Zoro and Sanji to realize how perfect they are for each other!"
Yuki gave his lover a skeptical look. He looked back over to where Zoro and Sanji were still trying to kick each other's asses, and shook his head. "I-I-I dunno Ren…I mean this is 'reality' even if this is probably just a dream…we shouldn't get involved in their relationship. What if instead of helping them we screw everything up?" Yuki bit his lower lip nervously. But staying here in this world might not be so bad.
Ren gave his over-cautious lover an exasperated look. "You worry too much. I know that that's why we're here…and once Zoro and Sanji get together we'll probably be sent back to our world. Don't worry, Yuki. Just leave everything to me. I know what I'm doing." A sly smile curled Ren's lips.
Yuki shuddered. That's what I was afraid of. He gave Zoro and Sanji a worried look. "But Ren-" Yuki started to say but didn't get to finish his 'what if I don't want to go back'.
"Ahoy there!" Came another familiar voice. Yuki looked up to see that the Thousand Sunny had pulled up right alongside their rowboat and that Luffy was leaning over the starboard railing and looking down at Ren and Yuki curiously. "Are you guys alright?"
"Y-Y-Yes," Yuki began to say before Ren slapped a hand over his mouth.
"Ahoy!" Ren called up to Luffy. "Actually, no, we're not okay. Our ship was attacked by marines! I'm a pirate and this is my wench! Can you guys give us a lift to the next island?!"
Yuki gave Ren an incredulous look – there was no way anyone was going to believe that. He could understand people thinking that his lover Ren was a pirate but…whoa, wait a minute. Did Ren just call him his wench?!Yuki pouted at the thought.
"You're a pirate! Cool! Of course we can give you guys a lift! FRANKY! Pull their boat up! We're taking them aboard!" Luffy ordered.
Yuki felt a trickle of sweat slide down the side of his head. "Th-That was easy…"
Ren clapped Yuki on the shoulder. "Like I said, love, you just leave everything to me."
In no time at all Franky had attached lines to their rowboat and had pulled it up onto the deck of the Sunny. Ren stepped out of the rowboat and offered his hand to Yuki to help him out of the boat. Yuki looked down at Ren's hand and flushed. This was so embarrassing.
He put his hand in Ren's and was helped out of the rowboat and onto the deck of the Thousand Sunny. The entire crew had assembled up on deck and was looking at Yuki and Ren curiously. Ren was equally curious about the Strawhats. They had several very attractive crewmembers. Sure, he was in love with Yuki but…he liked to look around. Robin was especially attractive. Ren allowed himself to run his eyes over his body blatantly and smirked when she blushed.
Nami was hot but kind of a bitch she the next person he began to ogle was Luffy. The guy was effeminate and Ren liked it.
Yuki hid slightly behind Ren feeling shy suddenly. He hated first impressions and for a very good reason.
Luffy, Nami, Robin, Franky, Ussop, Chopper, and Brook were all on deck. "Hi there." Ren greeted Robin.
Robin gave Ren a slight nod. Franky was moving closer and closer to Robin's side and was giving Ren a murderous look. Ren just laughed at Franky's antics. It wasn't his fault that he was hot.
At this point, Zoro and Sanji had also returned up on deck along with their haul of Sea King meat.
Nami was giving Yuki an interested look. "Oh, she's so cute! What's your name?"
Yuki flinched and could feel his cheeks turning red. This was why he hated introductions – everyone always thought he was a girl at first! And that he was like 16 – it totally sucked! He was already 20 dammit!
"Mademoiselle," Sanji twirled in Yuki's direction and made a rose appear out of nowhere which he presented to Yuki. "Allow me to introduce myself. I am Blackleg Sanji. And you are? At first I thought you might be a boy but…with those amazing eyes of yours…"
Ren stifled an amused snort.
Chopper sniffed in Yuki's direction. "Sanji…that's not a young lady, he's a boy."
Sanji's jaw dropped and he snatched his rose back from Yuki. "You're not a boy. That's just so…" Sanji walked away with his head hanging down and a disappointed look on his face.
Nami blinked and did a double take, looking at Yuki curiously. "Oh…"
Ren spoke up. "He's right, Yuki's a guy. And I'm Ren, by the way." Ren jabbed a thumb into his chest.
Nami blushed. "Ah, I'm sorry…." But then she smiled at Yuki again. "You're still really cute! Cute is cute!"
Yuki blushed. "Uh…thanks?"
Ren didn't like the way Nami was suddenly eyeing Yuki and moved closer to his lover. "He may be a guy but he's also taken. Like I said before: Yuki is my wench." Ren began to explain as he leaned over and placed a kiss on Yuki's cheek while he still was looking at everyone in the eye. "He's mine."
Yuki reddened and he froze up. Ren?! He inwardly moaned in embarrassment and horror.
The jaws of the Strawhats all dropped and they simultaneously went: "Ehhhh?!"
"Is that so?" Robin began, smiling serenely, "You both make a nice couple."
Robin's immediate approval of the couple seemed to start the trend. Nami was blushing fiercely. "Ah…so you're…together?"
Ren nodded and smirked sexily at her. "Yep."
Ren's sexy smile made her heart beat a little faster inside of her chest. "Wow…" Nami muttered and had to resist fanning herself with her hand. That's kind of a shame. Ren is freaking hot!
Franky was just smiling and nodding by Robin's side as he tried to inconspicuously put his arm around her shoulders. Thank God the guy had someone.
Ussop was blushing furiously. He kind of thought Yuki was pretty cute too. He kinda reminded him of the soft-spoken Kaya.
Chopper was looking slightly confused. "Since you're a boy why are you wearing pink?"
Yuki opened his mouth to respond but Sanji surprised him by butting in. "Hey, Chopper, there's nothing wrong with a man wearing pink. I wear pink all the time."
"Exactly." Zoro teased.
Sanji sent his foot flying towards Zoro's head and the swordsman was forced to duck. "What was that moss-head?!"
"Oh, nothing, princess." Zoro mocked.
"Asshole!" Sanji sent a flurry of kicks Zoro's way and this time he was forced to unsheathe his swords to block the fierce attacks.
Yuki backed up a few steps in terror.
Brook whipped out his violin and began to play a lively and somewhat romantic tune. "Yohohoho! Young love at sea!"
"Oh…Ohhhh!" Luffy suddenly burst out as he hit his open left palm with his fist. "I get it! So they're in love." He was nodding to himself with a smile on his face. "Good for them!"
"R-R-Ren what are you doing?" Yuki hissed in Ren's ear.
"Shhh, chill, love. Yuki this is the perfect opportunity – look over there at Zoro and Sanji." Ren whispered in Yuki's ear.
Ren's hot breath wafting over Yuki's sensitive ear caused the young man to tremble with desire. Yuki did as he was told and looked over towards Zoro and Sanji. They were currently fighting each other but both of them had a slight blush to their cheeks. Maybe Ren was right and a little PDA between two guys would help Zoro and Sanji figure some things out?
Thank God the Strawhats seemed to accept their relationship so easily though! That had been horrifying, worrying, and nerve wracking all at the same time! Ren was crazy sometimes!
"This is also a good opportunity for us…no one knows us around here. I can kiss you and hold your hand in public and no one's going to give a shit in this world." Ren smiled.
This time Ren's smile wasn't sexy or sly or cunning but simply happy. Yuki gave Ren a shy smile in return. He supposed Ren had a point. Just the thought of getting to kiss and hold Ren's hand in public was causing butterflies to flutter in his stomach. It would be crazy…but a good kind of crazy.
Sanji took a long drag from his cigarette. He had finally stopped trying to kick Zoro's head in, but was looking at the swordsman while had had his back turned. Yuki noticed that Sanji's hand was trembling slightly. The cook blew out a stream of smoke. "I'm going to get started on dinner…" He muttered before he picked up a piece of Sea King meat and began to carry it towards the galley.
Zoro turned around and looked like he wanted to say something to the cook – perhaps offer his help but he reminded silent.
"H-H-Hey, Sanji-san, wait up!" Yuki called after Sanji in a small voice that the cook didn't hear and took off after him.
Ren nodded to himself. Good job, Yuki. He would leave Sanji to his lover. He approached Zoro. "Hey, I see you're a swordsman too. I use two swords. I see you use three. Your style was very interesting. Perhaps we could spar later once we get to the island and have more room."
Zoro had turned his attention to Ren, and gave the man an interested look. He was reminding him a bit of his friend Saga for some reason. "You're a swordsman? Where are your swords?"
"Ah, over here," Ren walked over the rowboat and fished out his sword case. He set it down on the deck and this time he was finally able to open it with a click. He opened his sword case and revealed two katana inside.
"May I?" Zoro asked.
Ren hesitated. Under normal circumstance he wouldn't allow anyone to touch his swords. Even Yuki wasn't allowed to touch his swords though he had used the hilt of one of his swords in a very interesting way on Yuki once. Ren got a little turned on just thinking about it. He shook his head of such thoughts. "Sure, go ahead."
Zoro reached out and took out one of the swords. He unsheathed it and moved the sword through the air impressively. "This is a nice blade – it has good balance." He nodded approvingly before he sheathed the sword and replaced it inside of the box. "What's its name?"
"That one is KetsuekiBara."
Zoro reached out and picked up the second sword. He unsheathed the curved blade and moved it through the air next. He had a surprised look on his face. "This is also a nice sword – it could be the other's twin. Same weight and balance. Nice. And its name?"
"Thanks, man. That one is called Sakura no hana." Ren said.
Zoro sheathed the sword and replaced it inside of the case. Ren was looking at Zoro's swords curiously and trying to hide his awe. He eyed the white sheath and recognized it easily at Wado – Kuina's sword! The black sheath with the gold accents held Shusui and the red and black sheath contained Kitetsu.
Zoro caught his look, smirked and removed Shusui from his haramaki and handed it to Ren. "This is Shusui."
Ren looked at Zoro in surprise. "Uh…I can touch it?"
Zoro nodded.
"I heard that Roronoa Zoro's swords are more precious to him than anything."
Zoro chuckled. "They are precious to me but…there are more precious things to me…like my nakama."
Ren nodded in understanding. "Ah, I see." He took Shusui gingerly in his hands and unsheathed it. "Whoa." It was an amazing katana. Ren slashed it through the air astounded by how light the sword seemed. Ren sheathed the sword and handed it back to Zoro. "Thanks, man."
Zoro removed Kitetsu from his haramaki and showed it to Ren, "This is Kitetsu." He unsheathed the sword to reveal its black and red blade. "He's a very volatile sword…he likes to cut." Zoro gave Ren an assessing look. A surprised look came over his face. He could sense that Kitetsu approved Ren handling him. "Normally I would never let anyone handle Kitetsu but for some reason he's accepted you." Zoro sheathed the sword and handed it to Ren.
Ren took Kitetsu carefully in his hand and then unsheathed the deadly blade. He could feel the malevolent power surging through the blade. He loved it. Ren moved Kitetsu skillfully through the air and went through a couple of quick kata. He almost didn't want to give the sword back to Zoro. With a sword like Kitetsu in his possession nothing and no one would stand in his way. The world could be his. It took all of Ren's willpower to sheath Kitetsu again and hand the sword back to Zoro.
Zoro was giving Ren an impressed look. He knew that Kitetsu had probably tempted Ren but the man had actually managed to resist it. This guy was tough. Where the hell did he come from? Zoro took out Wado next and handled the sword gently. He hesitated before handing the sword over to Ren. "This is Wado."
"I know…" Ren breathed as he took Wado in his hands, his eyes shining.
Zoro's dark eyes narrowed at Ren. "What?"
"Your exploits are legend." Ren gave Zoro a look as if that explained everything.
"Ah," Zoro nodded but a small frown had formed on his face.
Ren unsheathed Wado and gasped. She was truly a magnificent sword. The blade seemed to gleam white with a light blue hamon – burn pattern. The sword seemed so pure and innocent…he'd like to use it on Yuki and corrupt this beautiful sword.
Ren moved Wado through the air slowly. Getting to handle Zoro's swords was like a dream come true, but…he knew that wasn't why he was there. He sheathed Wado with a sigh, and handed her back to Zoro. "Hey, do you have any sword oil? I really need to polish my blades." Ren explained.
Zoro nodded. "Follow me." The swordsman began to head across the deck in the direction of the crow's nest.
Ren grabbed his backpack and his sword case before following Zoro.
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Meanwhile, Yuki followed Sanji into the kitchen. He watched as Sanji placed the large chunk of Sea King meat on the kitchen island before he looked up and spotted Yuki just standing there awkwardly. Sanji raised an eyebrow at the kid. "Can I help you? Are you hungry?"
Yuki shook his head. "Uh, no, I, uh, j-j-just wanted to see if you n-n-needed any help. I-I-I'm a cook too."
Sanji gave the boy a curious look before he smiled. "Oh, I see." The poor kid was so nervous he was even stuttering! "Sure." Sanji motioned Yuki to come over to the counter. "Can you get started by helping me peel these potatoes?" Sanji waved his hand at a huge pile of potatoes that was on the counter.
"Uh, s-s-sure Sanji-san," Yuki stuttered as he picked up the potato peeler and got to work.
Sanji leaned up against the counter. "You know, there's no reason to be so nervous. I won't bite." The cook said teasingly.
"Oh, I-I'm not nervous…I-I-I have a stutter…it can get pretty bad but for some reason in this world it's been like th-th-this…" Yuki admitted, flushed, and feeling embarrassed and a little ashamed. If only he could speak like this in his world.
Sanji's eyebrows rose. "Ah, well, I'm glad I don't make you nervous! Sorry, if I was rude with you earlier. I was just disappointed to find out you weren't a beautiful young lady." The cook grinned and ruffled Yuki's hair. "I'm going to go get the rest of the Sea King meat. I need to store it in the freezer before Luffy decides to just eat it raw!"
"D-Do you need any help?" Yuki asked.
Sanji shook his head. "Just keep peeling those potatoes."
"O-Okay." Yuki agreed.
Sanji went back out on deck and began to carry the huge chunks of Sea King meat back into the kitchen and store them in the gigantic freezer Franky had made Sanji. After Sanji was finished he wiped some sweat from his brow with the back of his hand. He washed and dried his hands before picking up one of his favorite carving knives. He approached the huge block of meat and set to work cutting it into small cubes.
Yuki watched Sanji as he peeled potatoes and his eyes bugged. Sanji's knife was a blur as it moved through the air and in seconds Sanji had a huge pile of cubed meat in front of him. Sanji set the knife down and began to season the meat with salt, pepper and spices.
"Wow." Yuki couldn't stop the word from slipping past his lips.
Sanji heard it and blushed slightly. "It's nothing."
Yuki was surprised by this reaction from Sanji. Like he wasn't used to praise. "I've always a-a-admired you."
Sanji's brow furrowed and he gave Yuki a surprised look. "Huh?"
Yuki blushed. "I mean…you're a legend in the Grand Line! The Greatest Chef in the Grand Line, they say."
Sanji chuckled. "Rumors are usually over exagerated. I still have a long way to go."
"Well, I hope I can be as amazing a chef as you one day, Sanji-san." Yuki said.
"Just keep practicing hard, kid. You have a long life ahead of you."
"I-I'm not as young as you think. I-I'm 20." Yuki explained.
"Eh? 20!? No way!" Sanji turned to give Yuki a surprised look. "We're close in age then!" He looked Yuki's outfit over. Yuki was wearing a simple, fitted pink t-shirt, a pair of jeans and pink and white sneakers. "Hmm, you dress like a kid though."
Yuki blushed. "Ah, it's hard to find clothes that look good on me. I tend to wear women's clothing. I'm too…small."
Sanji raised an eyebrow at the cute young man, "What you need is a nice suit!" The cook proclaimed.
Yuki's eyes widened, "Me? In a suit? Ehhhh? I'd look ridiculous…"
Sanji shook his head, "No you wouldn't. You just need a proper tailor." Sanji affirmed as he walked around Yuki and looked him over. "You have a nice lithe figure – your clothes are just too big for you though. You need to show off your slim hips and collar bone – not hide them. A vest and button down shirt and some tight slacks would look good on you. Or a button down shirt and some tight slacks. Hmmm." Sanji tapped his chin in thought. "When we get to the next island you and I are going to go shopping, Mister!"
Yuki gave Sanji a horrified look. He hated shopping. "Ehhh?" And the idea of getting to shop with Blackleg Sanji was just…a little overwhelming.
Sanji laughed at Yuki's obviously horrified expression. He got out a huge frying pan, added some olive oil and tossed in the meat. He turned the stove on and made sure the burner was producing a low fire. He then got out some green peppers, onions, and began to chop them at top speed.
Yuki was almost done with the potatoes at this point and his one hand was throbbing in pain.
"So…" Sanji began. "You and that guy-?"
"Ren?"
"Yea, Ren…you're together?" Sanji questioned curiously.
Yuki nodded, shyly.
Sanji bit his lower lip as if he wanted to ask something but didn't want to be rude. "Isn't it…scary?" Sanji murmured in a small voice.
"Wh-what?" Yuki asked.
Sanji waved his hands in front of him awkwardly. "Ah, no, forget it! It's none of my business…!" He blushed.
Yuki felt mortified. The last thing he wanted to talk to Blackleg Sanji was the logistic behind gay sex but…he had the feeling that Ren was right and that that's why they were there. "It was at first but…it can feel really good and Ren is pretty gentle despite how he looks…"
Sanji turned bright red, "But why would you…with a man…if it was scary?"
Yuki let out a sigh and ran a hand back through his hair. "Ren is my knight in shining armor. He always seems to be there when I need him. In my world, er, where I come from people aren't very accepting of the fact that I'm a guy but am so feminine at the same time. This one time, I was getting picked on by some bullies because of my stutter. I think they were going to beat me up. They were shoving me, trying to get me to talk, and laughing at me. I was terrified. But then Ren showed up out of nowhere and started beating them up. He saved me."
"And then you guys got together?"
Yuki shook his head. "I don't trust people easily. I didn't trust him at first…I thought that he helped me with ulterior motives. He was also so good looking and known for being a bit of a playboy, so I didn't want to have anything to do with him. It took me two years before I let him talk to me and then he didn't keep it a secret that he found me 'cute'. I was…surprised, flattered and yes at first I was afraid but…sometimes you have to take a risk. Now…Ren if my lover. I don't regret it. I actually wish I could have found the courage to talk to him sooner but I was a coward."
Sanji was giving Yuki a thoughtful look. "You're no coward, Yuki. In fact you're really brave…braver than me…" I can't even face my emotions like this kid was able to.
"Sanji-san?" Yuki questioned. I'm not brave at all…what is he saying?
Sanji shook his head, scooped up the vegetables, and added them to the gigantic pan. He started to stir the mixture and the delicious scent of cooking meat and vegetables filled the galley.
Yuki bit down on his lower lip. "S-Sanji? D-Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?"
"No, go ahead and shoot."
"Have you ever been attracted to a man before?" Yuki held his breath as he awaited Sanji's response.
Sanji stilled and sucked in a breath.
"Ah, I'm sorry, you don't have to answer," Yuki quickly said.
Sanji turned around and looked at the door worriedly. He ran a hand back through his hair in a nervous gesture. He got out a cigarette, lit it, and took a drag. "No, it's okay. I just…I never planned on talking about this…ever. I planned on taking it to the grave with me…"
Yuki licked his lips and leaned forward intently. "W-What?"
Sanji let out a sigh and narrowed his eyes at Yuki. "If you tell anyone what I'm about to tell you…you're dead. Got it?"
Yuki gulped and nodded. "Understood, Sanji-san!" Although I'm probably going to tell Ren whatever he tells me…ah, I hope he doesn't kill me!
"A while back our crew all got separated. We were sent our separate ways and I ended up on this hellish island called Momoiro Island – where men like to dress up like women." Sanji shuddered. "I…while I was there I battled against one of the Okama and he used his hypnosis on me…for days I went around that island dressed like a woman. But when I found out that Luffy's brother Ace had been killed I was snapped out of the hypnosis but…I remembered something I had been thinking about while under hypnosis…" Sanji swallowed and his hands were trembling. "Zoro."
Yuki waited for Sanji to elaborate. "You thought about you and Zoro having-?"
"NO!" Sanji raised a hand to stop Yuki. "I just…remember thinking about him for some reason." Sanji shrugged. "I didn't think about us doing anything. But…I just remember the feeling I had while I had been thinking about him and…fuck…" Sanji took a long drag from his cigarette. "It must have been the hypnosis…I'm a lady's man, you know? I live for the ladies. Women are delicate flowers that need to be protected and cherished by gentlemen like me. And I hate men…it makes no sense.."
Yuki gave Sanji an intense look. This was better than Yuki had expected! Maybe he and Ren had been right, and Zoro and Sanji were just in denial about their feelings for each other. Sanji had just admitted to thinking about Zoro while they had been separated for two years.
Yuki couldn't screw this up! He had to help Sanji! Help him come to terms with his own feelings – which as he knew was a terrifying thing to do.
"Sanji-san…and what happened when the two of you were reunited after those two years? What did you feel?" Yuki asked tentatively.
Sanji puffed on his cigarette thoughtfully, as he remembered his first encounter with Zoro after two years. How he'd heard Zoro described with a scar and then seen him with the scar over his left eye. "I was…pissed."
Yuki blinked. "Huh?"
"That idiot! He managed to get himself blinded in one eye! He's going to be the Greatest Swordsman in the World! He needs both of his eyes…that idiot!" Sanji groused.
Yuki's eyes widened. "Oh…so you're pissed at Zoro…or you're pissed at the one who did that to him?"
"Wait? What?" Sanji suddenly narrowed his eyes at Yuki. "You know who did that to Zoro?"
"Huh…oh…hmmm didn't Zoro stay on Mihawk's island for two years to train? It must have been him, right?"
"Mihawk…" Sanji growled and crushed his cigarette between his fingers. A fierce glint had formed in his eyes.
Oh shit…! Yuki thought, beginning to panic. Did I say something I shouldn't have? Would Sanji attack Mihawk? No way…I doubt they'll ever meet, right? CRAP!
Sanji had put a pot of water to boil on the stove and began to toss the potatoes in. He continued to work in silence as Yuki assisted him and tried not to freak out that maybe he had a BIG mouth!
Meanwhile, Ren and Zoro were currently polishing their swords together. Ren couldn't wait for the opportunity to spar against Zoro! He looked tough and that was exactly what Ren wanted – a challenge. He looked around the empty crow's nest – now was the perfect opportunity to ask about Zoro's non-relationship with Sanji. But how to word it? A mischievous glint came to Ren's eyes as he got an idea.
"So…how is he?" Ren began conversationally.
"Huh?" Zoro asked.
"Blackleg Sanji?"
Zoro blinked. "Huh?"
Ren rolled his eyes and gave Zoro an exasperated look. "How is Blackleg Sanji in bed?"
Ren watched Zoro's face turn red and then this murderous glint came to Zoro's dark eyes. In the blink of an eye Zoro was suddenly in front of Ren and with Shusui to his throat. "What was that?"
"Whoa, chill, buddy." Ren said sarcastically but put his hands up in a surrendering gesture. "Are you the type that doesn't like to fuck and tell?"
"What the fuck?" Zoro growled.
Ren sighed and gave Zoro a thoughtful look. "So I'm guessing the rumors about you two aren't true then?"
"Rumors?" The swordsman growled.
Ren nodded. "Yea, man, all through the Grand Line people are saying that you're fucking Blackleg Sanji and that you're his bitch-"
Zoro's sword dug into Ren's throat and he stopped talking. Perhaps he had pushed Zoro too far? But he didn't really care. "I would never bend over for anyone." Zoro growled in a low voice.
"Oh, I see how it is then. Sanji must be your bitch. I guess I heard wrong."
"You bastard." Zoro's sword drew blood. A thin red line had formed on the side of Ren's neck and the man didn't even flinch. He realized he was going too far. "What the fuck?" Zoro groaned out as he pulled his sword back. He suddenly looked terrified as Ren's words began to sink in. "There are rumors like that? If the cook finds out…he'll kill me…" Zoro put his face in his hand.
Ren sat back and gave Zoro a curious look. "Why?"
Zoro ran his hand down his face and gave Ren an incredulous look . "Why? Because the cook is straight – as straight as an arrow and he's a total lady's man. He's crazy for the ladies. If he finds out there's some rumor going around that he's gay and gay for me…he's going to be so fucking pissed!"
"And are you?"
"Huh?"
"Are you straight too?" Ren asked keenly and with a teasing smile on his face that was slightly suggestive. Ren oozed pheromones.
Zoro flinched and narrowed his eyes at Ren. "I don't like to differentiate between men and women. But if you're asking if I'm after the cook then you're wrong. He's my nakama." The swordsman huffed.
Ren's eyes twinkled with mischief. He was going to gamble. "Liar."
"What?"
"I said 'liar'. You like the cook. You want to fuck his brains out."
"Pfft. No, I don't…" Zoro said but he averted his eyes.
"If you don't then why did you just defend him just now, hm? When I called him your 'bitch' you got super defensive. I thought you were going to chop my head off, buddy."
Zoro rolled his eyes. "The cook is my nakama. Of course I defended him."
"Let me ask you this then…you know I'm gay. What if I were to tell you I had an interest in the cook and was going to make him mine. How would you feel?" Ren licked his lips.
Zoro was trembling with rage. This asshole! "What the fuck? You stay away from the cook, you pervert. Sanji's not like that…!"
Ren just smirked at the swordsman. "What if I were to tell you that Sanji is like that."
"What?" Zoro snapped.
"Do you have any idea where Sanji was during his two years away from you guys and what he was up to?"
Zoro shook his head. "Something about being in hell…"
Ren wondered how much more he should tell Zoro. Ah, fuck it. "What if I were to tell you that Sanji was running around in a dress for two years?"
Zoro blinked before he chuckled darkly. "I'd say 'you're full of shit' asshole."
Ren grinned. "But I'm not. Go ahead and ask him to tell you about it. I'm not lying. He's hiding something from all of you…well, especially you."
"How the fuck do you know all of this? Just who are you guys, really?" Zoro's look shifted from anger to wariness.
Ren just smiled. "I'm just a pirate cruising around the New World with my wench. We're fans of the Strawhats, maybe?" Ren teased and laughed. "We like to keep ourselves informed of everything you guys are up to."
Zoro was buying this bullshit story. "What the fuck does any of this have to do with you guys?"
"You and Sanji piss us off because it's so obvious you two are in denial. You guys need to get a clue already, cowards." Ren goaded as he put his swords back inside of his case and snapped it closed. He hated being a dick to Zoro but…this was all part of the plan. People usually thought he was a dick anyways. Ren frowned at the thought before he shook his head to clear it of such dark thoughts. Ren walked over to his backpack and fished out a magazine. "Hey, have you ever seen a gay porn magazine before?"
"A what?" Zoro frowned and his brow furrowed.
Ren tossed Zoro the magazine. "I want you to read that and after you're done with it try telling me with a straight face that you didn't just imagine Sanji in all those…positions." Ren smirked evilly. He was really getting into his 'villain role'. "I'll leave you two alone." He winked.
"What the fuck?" Zoro opened up the magazine and his eyes bugged at the sight of two naked men fucking! "Ack!" He threw the magazine across the room.
Ren chuckled as he opened the hatch and began to make his way down the stairs.
Zoro watched him go before going over to close and lock the hatch behind him. He walked back over to the porno magazine and opened it up. "God…fuck…" He blushed. Was that Ren guy right and he was in denial for his feelings for the cook? He was a swordsman – he didn't have time for love. He worked and trained hard to get rid of weak emotions that might hinder him in battle like love and lust.
He was training to be the World's Greatest Swordsman – he didn't have time for distractions. Which was why he'd buried everything so deep inside.
He remembered when he'd first encountered Sanji at the Baratie. He'd definitely found the young man attractive and had even been strangely drawn to him but…then Sanji had opened his mouth and started spouting words of love and admiration for Nami and he squashed those initial feelings deep inside.
But if Ren was right and Sanji was into those things now…what could that mean? Shouldn't Zoro just continue to ignore it? But…what if Sanji ended up being with some other man? Even Ren? Because Zoro was too cowardly to make a move and claim what subconsciously he'd been thinking of as 'his' all along? Shit…
Zoro had been planning on taking those nameless emotions with him to the grave. He didn't want to lose his…nakamaship with Sanji. Or to disrespect the cook…but damn…
Zoro flipped through the pages of the porno book and could feel himself getting hard. It was impossible to look at these images and not visualize the cook. What did that mean? He was fucked. That bastard Ren was right. Zoro opened the top button of his pants and pulled down the zipper.
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Fuck…I can't believe I was such a dick to Roronoa Zoro. I really admire him. But he was getting on my nerves…damned homophobes piss me off. He obviously has a 'thing' for Sanji. He should just admit it, make a move, and man up already.
I hate homophobes. Ren thought as he touched the burn scar on his right hand. He began to think about the time he'd come to Yuki's rescue. Some guys had jumped Yuki and pushed him up against a wall in such a way that Yuki's hand had been bent backwards. Yuki had tried to escape and ended up touching a hot burning pipe. Ren had showed up just in time to pull Yuki off the pipe before he got seriously burned. Those jerks were just jealous because Yuki had been spending time with their girlfriends, baking them cookies, and making them cute animal shaped wallets. His boyfriend was good with his hands. A scowl formed on his face. Or rather –used to be good with his hands. Ren wasn't sure if Yuki's hands would ever be 100% again. Those bastards. Just thinking about it made Ren want to beat the shit out of something. Well, at least his Yuki could still cook…he just couldn't make anything too complex.
Ren made his way down the ladder and headed towards the galley. He needed to talk to his Yuki. Ren entered the galley and set his backpack and sword case down. He looked up and saw Yuki helping Sanji to cook silently. There was a heavy silence between them. Crap…had Yuki screwed up too? They were in way over their heads.
"Yuki." Ren called out as he stalked over towards the kitchen island.
Yuki turned to face Ren and his green eyes lit up when he caught sight of his lover, "Ren."
Ren reached out and grabbed Yuki's wrist. "We need to talk." Ren said gruffly as he began to pull Yuki out of the kitchen.
"Ehhh? B-B-But I'm still helping S-Sanji…" Yuki argued, blushed and embarrassed by Ren's aggressive behavior.
Sanji watched them go curiously, and smiled. "Don't worry Yuki everything is almost done anyways – I'll call you guys when it's ready."
Yuki didn't get a chance to respond as his forceful lover dragged Yuki out of the galley and up some steps. "Eh, Ren where are we going?"
"The orange tree grove…" Ren replied. He dragged Yuki into the grove and then shoved Yuki up against one of the orange trees. Ren then leaned over and smashed his lips against Yuki's hungrily. I'm running low on Yuki. Must recharge.
Ren? Yuki wondered as he gripped Ren's shirt and started to kiss him back. He could sense that something was bothering his lover.
Ren pulled away after several minutes, panting and leaned his forehead against Yuki's. "Fuck…I think I messed up, Yuki. I was a total dick to Roronoa Zoro. And I really admire him."
"Ren…?"
"But these homophobes were getting on my nerves…you know how much I hate homophobes." Ren began to explain.
Yuki gave Ren a confused look. "Eh? I don't think they're homophobes, Ren. I was just talking to Sanji and he admitted that while he was on Momoiro Island he thought about Zoro."
"Thought about him and Zoro fucking?" Ren raised an eyebrow.
Yuki blushed. "N-No! He said he just found himself thinking about him but I think Zoro and Sanji are just…shy. I don't think we should rush them, Ren. Sanji's…scared."
"Scared?" Ren scoffed. "What's there to be afraid of – of the world's greatest pleasure with the one you love?" The seme leaned over and began to kiss Yuki aggressively once more.
Yuki melted into the kiss, and his legs turning into jelly. Ren's kisses totally dominated him. Ren would search and taste his entire mouth and wouldn't let Yuki's tongue enter his own mouth. All Yuki was able to do was cling to Ren.
Ren reached out, slipped his hands beneath Yuki's t-shirt, and ran his hands over Yuki's stomach and up to tease his nipples. Yuki squirmed and gasped in pleasure. Ren knew all his most sensitive spots.
Ren removed Yuki's t-shirt and tossed it to the grass deck. Yuki felt self-conscious because he didn't like his effeminate body but – Ren was looking at him with this look of obvious hunger.
It made Yuki's heart soar.
Ren leaned over and began to lick and nibble Yuki's nipples until he almost fell over. Ren removed his wife beater shirt and tossed it to the grass deck.
Yuki licked his lips as he got to gaze upon his lover's naked torso and admire his tattoos. Ren had a dragon tattoo on his neck, a snake coiling around his hips in a deliciously sinful manner, on his upper left shoulder there was a Celtic style knot, and on his right wrist was the kanji for warrior.
Ren could see his lover trembling with desire for him and reached out, grabbed Yuki's face with his two hands and slammed their mouths together. Ren put his hand behind Yuki's back to bring them closer so that their chests were pressed up against each other. Yuki let out a low moan at the feeling of his nipples pressing up against Ren's.
He was getting hard. "Ah, Ren…no…stop…not here…"
Ren ignored Yuki and kissed him even more fiercely. He began to unbutton Yuki's pants.
However-
Someone cleared their throat loudly. "Ahem."
Ren and Yuki turned to see a very uncomfortable looking Sanji standing there with a blush across his face. "I've been calling you guys for a while…I, uh, dinner's ready."
Ren slipped his hand into Yuki's pants and Yuki freaked. "R-R-Ren!" He shoved his lover back with surprising force. Even Ren gave Yuki a surprised look. "Keh…damned cook interrupted our fun." Ren stalked over to grab his shirt and pulled it on. He gave Yuki a look which clearly read: 'you're going to punished for this later'.
Yuki gulped and just sunk to his knees as his strength left him. His face was bright red. This was so embarrassing!
Sanji gave Yuki an understanding look. "So you guys had to 'talk' huh?" He teased before turning on his heel and leaving the two young men.
Yuki put his face in his hands and groaned. "Oh my God, that was so embarrassing…Ren…"
Ren just chuckled darkly. "Think Blackleg liked the show? He looked a little flushed. You should have let me finish what I started, Yuki."
Yuki stared up at his lover. "You are evil."
"I know." He smirked sexily. "But I know you love it."
Yuki ignored that comment. "Ack! I forgot!" He stared up at his lover in horror. "I screwed up too, Ren!"
"Huh? What did you do?" Ren asked.
"I told Sanji that the one who caused Zoro's blindness in his one eye was Mihawk! And he looked freaking murderous! I think if he encounters Mihawk he's going to attack him…!"
"Mihawk," Ren's eyes sparkled with excitement. "It would be sweet to meet the World's Greatest Swordsman! Ah, I wouldn't worry about it Yuki. I mean, the Strawhats aren't going to run into Mihawk until like the end of the show or whatever – it will be like the ultimate climactic battle: Zoro versus Mihawk. It's not like he's going to show up at the next island we stop at or anything! Hah!"
"Yea…" Yuki agreed, but his stomach was twisting itself into knots. He couldn't shake the bad feeling he had about this…
Ren and Yuki joined the Strawhats for diner. It was as chaotic as it appeared in the anime – Luffy was trying to steal everyone's food but soon gave up on trying to steal Yuki's food because Ren continued to protect it for him. Yuki wished that Ren would have just let Luffy steal his food since he was so nervous that he barely had any appetite. Ren was giving him a look which clearly said 'eat'. Yuki sighed and shoved some food into his mouth. As a rubbery arm went sailing over Ren's plate Ren actually sunk his teeth into Luffy's arm.
Everyone at the table went silent in shock for a moment before Ren opened his mouth and smiled. "He's made out of rubber." He said by way of explanation.
"Shishishi." Luffy agreed with a laugh. "Good thing too!"
Ussop shuddered. "Mental note: don't piss off Ren."
"Scary." Chopper nodded vigorously.
Brook was playing violin. And Franky was sneaking peaks at Robin but it was incredibly obvious. Zoro had a huge scowl on his face and was stabbing at his food viciously with his fork.
Sanji was serving the ladies wine when he noticed Zoro's antics and his eye twitched. He set the bottle of wine down before he walked over to Zoro and sent his foot flying in the swordsman's direction. "Shitty swordsman!"
Zoro ducked in his seat as the foot flew over his head. He turned to give Sanji an incredulous but somewhat guilty look. "What the hell cook? What did I do…?"
Sanji narrowed his eyes at Zoro. The swordsman gulped nervously and began to sweat.
Sanji pointed at Zoro's plate of food. "Don't play with your food! There are people starving out there, Marimo!"
Zoro let out a breath of relief. "Oh…is that all?" Zoro returned his attention back to his food and began to mechanically shovel it into his mouth.
A flash of hurt crossed Sanji's features but it was gone in a second. Only Yuki had noticed it. "Uh, S-S-Sanji…your cooking is delicious." Yuki offered.
Sanji beamed. "Thank you, Yuki!"
"Sanji is the best cook ever!" Luffy readily put in.
"Hmmm I still like my Yuki's home cooking best," Ren declared before leaning over and kissing Yuki's cheek tenderly.
Yuki blushed.
"I can't wait for my dessert…" Ren purred in Yuki's ear. "I still have to punish you for earlier."
Zoro began to choke on a potato.
"Hey, don't choke on my food Marimo!" Sanji hit Zoro's back helpfully.
Zoro glared up at the cook, face red.
Ren reached out and grabbed Yuki's hand. Yuki looked at Ren wide-eyed and tried to tug his hand away but Ren only tightened his hold.
"Ren…" Yuki started.
"What?" Ren gave his lover an innocent look. No one was buying it. That guy whoever he was - was far from innocent.
Sanji's hand was still on Zoro's back.
Zoro abruptly stood up from his chair. "I just lost my appetite." He growled before he stomped out of the galley.
Sanji watched Zoro go with a sad look on his face. He sighed and sat down in the seat where Zoro had been siting and began to eat his leftover food.
"That's an indirect kiss, you know," Ren teased.
"Huh?" Sanji said.
"You just put a fork that was in Zoro's mouth in your mouth. You know - an indirect kiss." Ren purred.
"Ren!" Yuki hissed.
Sanji blushed bright red. "K-K-Kiss?!" He fainted right out of his chair.
"Sanji!" Yuki went to the fallen man's side. "Look what you did, Ren!" I'm the one who's usually fainting all over the place. This world is weird.
Ren just laughed in amusement while looking quite pleased with himself. "And this is only the beginning!"
TBC…!
AN: So my friend Yuki wanted to make a 'self-insertion' fic where he and his hubby Ren fall into the One Piece World and have an adventure with the characters there. This fic is going to be a Birthday present from Yuki to Ren…AWWW! Isn't that sweet? Hope you all like it!
