And so it begins. Probably not as good as my Twilight one, but it must be done. And this is an anti-fiction (even though I like HP) for J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series.
Kazumi Glitter Insane Mania Dementia Pathological Bloodthirsty Homicidal Maniac Psycho Love Suicidal Killuall Hiv-virus Light and her two sisters, Midnite Vermilion Emerald Onyx Turquoise Ruby Garnet Topaz Amber Gold Silver Mica Obsidian Sapphire Feldspar Diamond Quartz Marble Light, and Rachel Light! They're triplets and all go to the same school!
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Kazumi entered a white room where the bad fanfic was being created. Draco was playing video games. ||Reader: He would not do this because that's for muggles and he is a purebred Yorkshire Terrier- I mean, pureblood. *puts on pointy hat w/ stars*
Hermione was reading Hogwarts: A History because it updates every year.
Harry was getting ready to kiss the latest Mary Sue.
RON was getting ready to kiss the latest Mary Sue.
Dumbledore was back from the dead, and so was/were ((A/n: I obviously cannot list all of the dead people, but I'll try. Rowling went nuts, I'll tell you. [Yes, I'm referring to her by last name like I do with Meyer.])) the comic relief twins, Cedric Diggory, Voldie, the Death Eaters that died, supporting characters that weren't really important... etc.
"Meyer's thesa- I mean, Rowling's insanity! I'm a vampire but with Rowling's rules! YAY!" Kazumi said.
"Great. I'm still an all-out telepath, but at least now I don't sparkle because goffik people don't sparkle. I'm goffik," Midnight said.
"And Racheru-chan can still use physokinesis ~desu! It's not foreshadowing at all ~desu!" Rachel said.
"Rachel, you haven't been physokinetic in The Day Good Literature Died yet. But okay!"
"Of course, Kazumi knows everything. If unwilling mind control wasn't her power, that'd be it. I'm goffik."
"Midonaito-chan, quiet ~desu."
