From Prickly Pineapples to Magical Kangaroos
Author's Note: _This_ is my way of underlining because I'm using a really bad program that doesn't do underlines!!!!!!
"I'm going to eat you!" the prickly pineapple said.
"Not if I eat you first!" yelled the extremely expensive and beautifully decorated potato grater named Slimy on a slippery day in the middle of May with a tea cup.
Slimy at the pineapple.
A big, weird apple appeared 314,159,265,358,979,323,846,264,338,327,950,288,419,716,939,937,510 miles away. It smiled.
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Dumbo the elephant fell over while trying to fly. He tied his shoe, got up, and tried again.
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Faye walked on stage. She wore her weird outfit with the fruit hat. She sang, "Her name was Lola!"
"No, I'm Lola!" shouted a girl in the audience. Her name was Lola. She was a show girl.
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"Greetings! I come from another planet where the people are green and the potatoes are purple."
"Don't be dumb, Dumbo! You know that wasn't in the script! Take 3..."
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Faye continued her song and dance. It seemed as if she hadn't noticed the empty seats where the audience had been sitting.
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Far away, at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Hermione burst out laughing. She was reading fanfiction about her favorite book, _The Orange Eggplant_. In this fanfic, Sarah had laryngitis. She had to go to an otorhinolaryngologist.
Dumbledore announced, "That's a kangaroo if I ever saw one! Fifty points to Gryffindor!!!"
Dumbledore had never seen a kangaroo.
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That's it! My first ever fanfic! Okay, so maybe it wasn't fanfic until the very end, but it still counts, right? Now REVIEW!!!!!!!! You know you want to click the button at the bottom of the page. Yes, that's right, now just type your thoughts about the story. Thank you!
Author's Note: _This_ is my way of underlining because I'm using a really bad program that doesn't do underlines!!!!!!
"I'm going to eat you!" the prickly pineapple said.
"Not if I eat you first!" yelled the extremely expensive and beautifully decorated potato grater named Slimy on a slippery day in the middle of May with a tea cup.
Slimy at the pineapple.
A big, weird apple appeared 314,159,265,358,979,323,846,264,338,327,950,288,419,716,939,937,510 miles away. It smiled.
***
Dumbo the elephant fell over while trying to fly. He tied his shoe, got up, and tried again.
***
Faye walked on stage. She wore her weird outfit with the fruit hat. She sang, "Her name was Lola!"
"No, I'm Lola!" shouted a girl in the audience. Her name was Lola. She was a show girl.
***
"Greetings! I come from another planet where the people are green and the potatoes are purple."
"Don't be dumb, Dumbo! You know that wasn't in the script! Take 3..."
***
Faye continued her song and dance. It seemed as if she hadn't noticed the empty seats where the audience had been sitting.
***
Far away, at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Hermione burst out laughing. She was reading fanfiction about her favorite book, _The Orange Eggplant_. In this fanfic, Sarah had laryngitis. She had to go to an otorhinolaryngologist.
Dumbledore announced, "That's a kangaroo if I ever saw one! Fifty points to Gryffindor!!!"
Dumbledore had never seen a kangaroo.
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That's it! My first ever fanfic! Okay, so maybe it wasn't fanfic until the very end, but it still counts, right? Now REVIEW!!!!!!!! You know you want to click the button at the bottom of the page. Yes, that's right, now just type your thoughts about the story. Thank you!
