One day sarahfuckinpage and s to the p were chillin listening to ELO, drinking wine, and looking at shit on the internet when they stumbled across some strokes fan fiction.

"dang, is this for real?" sarahfuckinpage asks?

"dood, I think it is…..this is scary shit" s to the p replied looking incredulously at the screen.

"dood, these chicks write about having sex with these guys and shit. Scary"

"ok sarahfuckinpage, you know how we are saving rock and roll and shit? Well I think we're going to have to deal with this….situation….in order to carry out our mission" s to the p says looking determined.

"whats the plan" sarahfuckinpage asks grabbing a notebook and pen

"dunno. But another couple glasses of wine and I will, get julian, blake, and dave carnie on the phone. This will take ALL of our contacts"

sarahfuckinpage dials all three on conference call. Each one answers sounding concerned, it must be important if sarahfuckinpage and s to the p are taking time out of their famous lives to call them.

"guys. We have a situation….go to fanfiction.net" sarahfuckingpage tells the three of them

a couple minutes later julian speaks up "uh, I don't think any of this happened dude"

"damn straight" s to the p says "how gay is this?"

"so what are you girls gonna do" blake asks

"well once my jailbird fanclub gets out of jail, I could organize them and send them after the writers of these sad tales" s to the p says

"YEAH" sarahfuckingpage and dave carnie chime in at the same time

"I trust you girls…..please stop it before it gets outta control" julian pleads

"psh, have we ever let you down?" sarahfuckinpage asks

"of course not" s to the p replies for julian

"OK guys we have some ROCK AND ROLL to save, ive got to call our manager Caesar Castido……we'll get back to you" s to the p says.

"ok, cool….oh and ladies don't forget about the crazy REAL LIFE orgies we have planned when we get back from tour" julian reminds them

"we wont if your lucky" sarahfuckinpage replies

they hang up the phone and head out to save rock and roll. AND IM FOR REAL YO.