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To: lovelessx
Prompt: H/D; skirt; the Great Hall
Rating:R

There were hours and days and even years until Harry Potter found the words to describe Draco on that one day.

Draco stumbled into the Great Hall at dinner wearing a plaid skirt (strangely enough, he appeared quite sober). His long legs with a slight dusting of hair was exposed to the He walked, his head held high, perhaps a bit too high in fact because he tripped over a "stray leg" and half the room got to see what Draco Malfoy was wearing under his plaid skirt.

It was a chastity belt, with a good sized padlock without a keyhole.

Harry felt the temperature rise a notch, the steam from the food fogged his glasses as he leaned in to absentmindedly eat.

Panic! Dismay! A frisson of terror! He couldn't see the beautiful, palatial creature…no no he meant the loathsome, gruesome! Ahh…yes his vision was clearing up.

Draco promptly got up, dusted off his skirt and continued to walk to the staff table. He marched right up to the Headmaster and whispered something in his ear.

Clearing his throat the headmaster began to talk, "It has come to my attention that Mr. Malfoy here is wearing a chastity belt, and needs to have it removed. It is quite apparent that he did not charm it on himself, so the person who did needs to say so now so we can remove it." No one stood up.

Someone in Ravenclaw spoke, "Sir, how is the belt to be removed?"

The Headmaster looked briefly at Draco before saying, "It must be erm…osculated by the correct person." Osculate? Everyone was looking around with expressions of confusion? He automatically side glanced Hermione who looked quite embarrassed for some odd reason.

"It means that it has to be kissed!" Some stupid and smart person said. Suddenly everyone was scrambling to their feet crawling over each other in order to get to the prize. Harry used his hero skills (meaning a variety of elbows and hexes) to beat everyone to the front of this line.

Draco Malfoy stared disdainfully at Harry as he fell to his knees. Harry stared at the pellucid skin that was slowly being revealed to him as Draco lifted the plaid skirt. He swallowed nervously before closing his eyes and kissing the-

"AHHH! Potter!" Harry's eyes flew open only to find himself staring down at Draco's groin. How could he miss? He wasn't that blind with his eyes closed! He quickly moved his head over and kissed the padlock. It magically sprung open and Draco fell into his arms. There was a moment of scintillating passion and then Harry ripped off his shirt, exposing his lean body. And then ripped off his pants and-

"Potter you idiot you have to prepare me!Prepare! What the hell did that mean? Draco cursed before reaching down and did it himself. Harry's mouth flew open, though the rational part of his brain found it quite gross, other parts of his anatomy found the whole situation quite interesting.

Draco braced himself as Harry plunged into him again and again until-

"Get a room you two!" The same wise and stupid person said right before all pandemonium broke loose. Draco and Harry were swept off into the Staff Room while the students argued amongst themselves as to who would get to finish Draco.

Harry won.

The End