A/N: Okay, so my friend Rey (aka Ruu) and I are doing a story trade. She's doing one of my favorite anime character Suigetsu and I, so in return I am doing a humorous story of her and Kakuzu. Here's a short summary: Rey gets Meghannosyndrome (also known as Meghan Hyper Disease), and forces the Akatsuki to go shopping. What happens when she is paired with Kakuzu, who hates spending money, while she loves to? Only one can find out. This story is rated R for Ruu. Oh, and also EVERYONE is waaaaay out of character, so if you hate this type of thing, turn away now. Enjoy~ BlackRoseDoll

Eventually, anyone who was been Meghan's partner would go down with Meghannosyndrome (meaning have gone insane like her). Poor Rey had only been partners with Meghan for at least a few weeks, and the despised syndrome attacked her. And this one was a shopping urge.

"Oh, I'm so happy, its money spending day! I'll go shopping with Kakuzu, and Zetsu is… uh… a fairy " Rey chanted, skipping circles around Meghan, whom was certainly not appeased with Rey have gone insane, probably because Meghan herself lost her hyperness.

"HIDAN, COME HERE!" Rey shouted, skidding to a stop.

Within seconds, the white-haired man appeared. "What do you want?" he scowled.

"Get Kakuzu, it's time to go shopping!" Rey beamed.

Hidan stared at the energetic raven-haired girl in disbelief. "How do we know who our shop bud is anyways?"

Rey looked skeptical for a moment. "Well, let's go ask Leader."

Later, Pein had gathered up all the members in a circle, preparing to announce the shop buds.

"Okay, I'm sure you all know why we're going shopping today. I'll be choosing your partners, and if you don't like them, deal with it. Anyways, you will be grouped in two, so here are the partners: Kisame and Itachi, Tobi and Deidara, Sasori and Sasuke, Hidan and Zetsu, Konan and I, Meghan and Suigetsu, and finally we have Kakuzu and Rey."

"Yes! I knew it!" Rey squealed, as she started flailing her arms and accidentally hitting Kakuzu square in the eye.

"Ouch! Mind your manners!" he snapped.

Rey ignored him. Instead, she went back to being… insane. "Yay for Kakuzu spending money!"

"Are you insane? No way in hell am I spending money!" Kakuzu protested.

"I'm the lady, and you're the man. You have to treat me," Rey smirked.

"Oh joy, we're going shopping," Meghan said flatly.

On the bus, Rey was bounding restlessly in her seat, nagging Kakuzu about which stores they were going to.

"And then the food store, then the pet shop, and the shoe shop… Oh! And the clothing shops! And the fish store—"

"HEY!" Kisame shouted, feeling offended.

"Then the electronic shop, then the S&M shop!"

Rey smiled at her partner, motioning her hand that he'd repeat the whole list.

"The CD shop, the video store, the makeup shop, the food store, the pet store, the shoe store, the clothing store, the fish store, the electronic store and the— Wait, WHAT?"

Rey grinned evily at him. "And you're buying everything."