Drumroll, please! -drum rolls into authoress, knocking her over- Oh, ha ha. Funny one. -drumroll-

Preeeeeee-sentiiiiing!

Aladdin, YGO Style...

"Okay, where are we? Out of interest?" asked Yugi, looking around. One moment he had been cleaning the kitchen with Yami, the next he was here. 'Here', in this case, refers to a large hall with a stage on one end.

"No idea." Yami walked to one of the wooden doors and tried it. "Locked."

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" screamed a voice, and a girl ran out of the wings followed by a giant creature that appeared to be made entirely of mushrooms. "IT WAS A JOKE! HEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEE!" she yelled, and ran behind Yugi. "Okay, not gonna work," she said, face-faulting as she watched the monster over Yugi's head. She ducked behind Yami and crouched down. "Okay, Mister "Lord of the Shadow Realm", time to live up to your claim. Like, NOW!"

Yami turned around. "Mister Lord of the Shadow Realm?" he asked.

"Don't be damn smart, just get rid of it!" said the girl, smashing her fist onto his foot.

"OUCH! Fine, I'll get rid of it!" Yami waved a hand at the monster while jumping up and down clutching his foot with the non-injured hand. The eye on his forehead lit up and the monster disappeared. "That was completely unnecessary!" he complained.

"So you say. So you guys are the only ones here, right? I didn't summon anyone else by mistake?"

"Summon? You? What do you mean, by mistake?"

"Localised summoning," said the girl, getting up and dusting herself off. "I didn't want to bring the random bystander."

"Okaaaay. Okay. So. Yes. Um. Well."

"You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you?"

"Of course I do…"

"Sure. Listen, go sit over there, okay?"

"Why?"

Bakura and Ryou fell onto him and his light, after appearing in midair.

"Ow," came Yugi's muffled voice.

"Oh, now I see. Now, tomb robber, would you kindly get off of my stomach!"

Bakura looked down. "Is that you, Pharaoh? I thought my landing was a little spikier than it should have been." He laughed. The pharaoh's muffled voice began swearing, loudly and unintelligibly.

Ryou scrambled to his feet. "Omigosh, Yugi, are you okay?"

"Fine, if a little crumpled," said Yugi, also getting to his feet and straightening his jacket.

"Bakura, GET UP!" yelled Yami.

"As you command, your highness," said Bakura, getting up and mock-bowing at Yami. "Or should I say, your LOWness," he cackled.

"Baka," muttered Yami.

"OKAY!" yelled the girl. "Great, you're here. No unexpected arrivals? Good. Now, go sit over there. You know what'll happen if you don't!"

"Yes, marm." Yami, Yugi, Ryou and Bakura – who was dragged by Ryou – went to sit on some of the black plastic chairs, the type that appear in every single hall, worldwide, for no known reason.

"Better." The girl closed her eyes for a moment and two people fell from the ceiling. Then, a moment later, three more landed on top of them.

"OUCH! WHO EVER IS SITTING ON ME HAD BETTER GET OFF!" yelled the muffled voice of Seto Kaiba. Tea and Tristan rolled away from the group. Joey got to his feet, vindictively mimed kicking the fallen CEO and walked away, careful to stand on Seto's toes. "OUCH! DAMN YOU, MUTT!" the CEO leapt to his feet and stared at his surroundings. "Where the hell are we, incidentally?" he asked, helping his younger brother to his feet.

"Gee, I like you too. Now, no swearing, okay everyone? Not unless it's me." The girl walked towards the stage

"That's not fair," protested Yami.

"Life ain't fair, sweetie, get over it."

Yami pouted, and Bakura burst out laughing at the sight. The girl rolled her eyes, looked around, and yelped. "I forgot some people! Shhhhh… shucks." Bakura's laughter intensified. " I have ratings to think about, dammit! Yeah, so anyway, should've done this from the beginning…" There was a flash of light and the remainder of the Yu-Gi-Oh cast appeared.

"You could do that and I had to FALL on the baka pharaoh?" yelled Bakura, jolted out of his laughter. The girl shrugged, unconcerned.

"Question: where are we, and why?" asked Weevil.

"GAH! BUGBOY!" yelled the girl. "What're you doing here?"

"Excuse me?"

"Whatever. You can be an extra." She made a note on a piece of paper that magically appeared in her hand. "Okay everyone, scripts!" she clapped her hands and a booklet of paper appeared in everyone's hands. Some booklets were thicker than others. On the front of the booklet, it said:

ALADDIN: THE MOVIE STARRING: The YGO cast

Aladdin: Joseph Wheeler

Jasmine: Mai Valentine

Genie: Seto Kaiba

Jafar: YamiBakura

The Sultan: YamiYugi

The Peddler: Tristan Taylor

Rajah: Duke Devlin

Iago: Marik Ishtar

Abu: Yugi Moto

Extras: Mokuba Kaiba; Ishizu Ishtar; Tea Gardener; Ryou Bakura; Weevil Underwood; Other Random People.

"The Genie?" asked Kaiba, glaring at the girl. "What are you, insane?"

"You do not want me to answer that." The girl smiled at Kaiba. "Anyways, this is a humour story."

"I'm an EXTRA!" shouted Tea, storming over and stopping the conversation short.

"Yeah, and your problem is….?"

"Well… that I'm an extra." Tea looked confused.

"Really. And WHY do you assume I care about your problems?"

"Er…"

"Thought so. Right, everyone come here!" The girl motioned them to the foot of the stage. They gathered there, and she pulled herself into a seated position on the edge of the stage. "Right, so, basically, I'm Kiara Pendragon, and I brought you all here to do this movie, alright? Any questions?" Kiara paused, but only for show, as she ignored Tea's waving hand and finished, "Good."

"But I have a question!" Tea pouted.

Kiara shrugged. "Do I care? No. Anyway, you're so fun to bash."

"Don't you dare try and hit me!"

"Idiot." Kiara sighed. "Okay, I've got some costumes for you… over there in that box. You can change – " a door appeared in one of the walls. " – in that room over there," Kiara continued, pointing at the door.

"Change? I don't think so. I have a job, in case you didn't notice I can't just up and leave!"

"Shut up, Kaiba. Your real lives are on a static loop. You won't be missed, trust me."

"Trust. You."

"Yes, trust, it's what friends do. Oh, never mind, it's a line from Finding Nemo."

"What, pray tell, is a finding nemo?" asked Bakura.

"It's a movie. NOW GET CHANGED!" Kiara yelled, and an invisible force dragged the YGO cast to the box.

"What's happening?" Tristan asked, trying to resist, but in effect running on the spot.

"Authoress powers. Now, hurry up, I ain't got all day."

And so, grumbling loudly, the YGO cast took their costumes and went to get changed.

But this, this was only the beginning…