Title: A Sacred Ball of Quidditch
Characters/Pairings: Oliver Wood, Katie Bell
Written: 26/01/10 for hogwartsishome (livejournal)
Disclaimer: All you recognise belong to JK Rowling; the rest is mine.
"Give it back."
"No."
"Give it back, Bell, or you're off the team."
I hesitated for a moment, then did something that made dear Oliver's eyes pop out.
I stuffed the Snitch into my robes.
When I say robes, I really mean the cloth that doth covereth my breasts.
The Wood almost fainted.
"You..."
"Yes."
"You..."
I felt a tinge of pity for the poor boy. It must have been absolutely traumatizing to see a fifth-year stuff a sacred ball of Quidditch into her top unmentionable. Bloody obsessed slavedriver.
"No Snitch, no Quidditch practice, remember?"
"Bell… Snitch… Give back…"
His voice faded away as I sauntered back to the team, prize in bra.
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