Title: A Sacred Ball of Quidditch

Characters/Pairings: Oliver Wood, Katie Bell

Written: 26/01/10 for hogwartsishome (livejournal)

Disclaimer: All you recognise belong to JK Rowling; the rest is mine.


"Give it back."

"No."

"Give it back, Bell, or you're off the team."

I hesitated for a moment, then did something that made dear Oliver's eyes pop out.

I stuffed the Snitch into my robes.

When I say robes, I really mean the cloth that doth covereth my breasts.

The Wood almost fainted.

"You..."

"Yes."

"You..."

I felt a tinge of pity for the poor boy. It must have been absolutely traumatizing to see a fifth-year stuff a sacred ball of Quidditch into her top unmentionable. Bloody obsessed slavedriver.

"No Snitch, no Quidditch practice, remember?"

"Bell… Snitch… Give back…"

His voice faded away as I sauntered back to the team, prize in bra.


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