Just a random idea .

- Mate , you don ' t get it ! She ' s . . . She ' s so . . . I mean . . .
Sirius slowly turned towards James , looking alarmed .
- What ? Is she behind me or something ?
Without answering , Sirius walked over to James and placed his hand on his forehead , then on his own .
- Bad , very bad news , man , James . You ' re in love . There ' s no other explanation . I ' m sorry , I can ' t do anything .
James stared at him , completely creeped out , as his best friend went back to his book .
- And you , Padfoot , are reading a book that you have borrowed from the library .
Sirius shrieked and threw the book away as if it was some vile , poisonous , viscious thing , and stood up on the bed , stuck against the wall in terror . James slowly stood up and picked up the book , which he placed under his bed .
- It ' s okay , man , it ' s over . Shhhhh , it ' s all right , don ' t worry , Prongsie is here , Pads , Prongs is here , it ' s okay .
Sirius just whimpered like a little boy , terrified .

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