Spyro and Stealth Elf were playing catch with a sheep in front of their house.

As he batted the sheep back at her, Stealth Elf stared at her best friend. "Something on your mind?"

Spyro sighed. "Yeah. Just, you know how Eon is Kaos' dad?"

Stealth Elf nodded. "Yeah. I'm aware."

"And you know how Eon kinda adopted me?"

"Yeah."

"So, doesn't that make Kaos my...something?"

Stealth Elf's eyes widened. "Holy Sheep."

"What?"

"Spyro. You may not like this, but..."

"What?!"

The elf took a deep breath. "That makes Kaos your half-brother."

For once in his life, Spyro was speechless. Stealth Elf looked at her friend. "Spyro?"

She waved a hand in front of his face. "Spyyyrooo?"

Spyro fell to his knees and let out a scream. "Noooooo!"

Stealth Elf looked at him. "Are you okay?"

"I can't be related to that nitwit!"

"Well. Uh...you are."

"No. This isn't true. There's...uh...something wrong with the way the whole...uh...Family Tree thing works!"

"Spyro, you're Kaos' brother. There's no denying it."

"But that's impossible! I can't be-"

"You're related to Kaos."

"No I'm not!"

"Yes you are!"

"No I'm not!"

"Yes you are!"

"No I'm not!"

"Yes. You. Are!"

Spyro took a deep breath. "Okay. So. Let's just say that there's a tiny chance I might be related to Kaos."

"That chance being 100 percent?"

"Shut up! Do I have to...like...like him now?"

Stealth Elf facepalmed. "No."

"Okay. Good. That makes things easier."

That's when Pop Fizz walked over to the two of them. "Hey guys! I heard Spyro scream. What are you talking about?"

Spyro couldn't bring himself to answer.