Title: Yellow High-top Sneakers (Ficlet 1)
Author: HeeroDuo1x2x1
Spoilers: None
Warnings: None


I can stand his constant tapping away on that damned laptop. I can stand his constant grunting and the fact that he always ignores me when I want to do something. But the only thing about him I can't stand are those damned yellow sneakers. Where the hell did he GET those things? Yellow and white high-top sneakers that don't make a sound and allow him to sneak up on me, which, by the way, is REALLY annoying. The damn things are soundless and they don't match the black spandex and green tank top he insists on wearing.

Those damned shoes piss me off! One day he'll come out of the shower before work and he won't be able to find them, and I'll be sneaking out to bury them in the back yard. He'll NEVER figure out were they went. Or maybe while he's sleeping I'll throw them in the trash and run away to the dump. Better yet, I'll wait until he's gone and BURN those hideous things!

But what if he gets a new pair, and they're UGLIER than the yellow and white high-top sneakers? Is that even POSSIBLE! Gods, I hope not. I think I'd cry or something.

A/N: I love ficlets. So I'm gonna start writing some. This one's shorter than most, but still. A ficlet is a ficlet.