Ha Ha! I've decided to NOT write a disclaimer! That's right! You can sue me! All you want!

Lawyers: My money sense is tingling...

Me: I think I might have made a mistake...

Lawyers: That woman didn't write a disclaimer! Sue her! ::runs rabidly after me::

Me: ::runs away:: Ahh! I DON'T OWN INUYASHA!!!

Lawyers: Damn!

LOL, SangoChild here, and, sadly, I think this is my best fanfic yet. Well, I think its entertaining. So does everyone else who reads it, so...give it a shot!

Inuyasha and Co., plus some of my weird friends, go to the zoo.

Me: I'm bored

Carrie: me too

Inuyasha: ::Walks on bus::

Me and Care: INUYASHA!!

Inu: What?

Me and Care: WE LOVE YOU!!

Inu: Really?

Me and Care: YES!!

Inu: That's...more than a little disturbing

Kagome: ::Walks on::

Me: DIE KAGOME!!! ::Throws water bottle at her head::

Kagome: What was that for?

Me: For existing.

Sango: ::steps on::

Me: Ah! SANGO IS THE BEST!!

Sango: I am?

Me: HELL YES!

Sango: O...kay....

Shippo: -Steps on-

Me and Care and Mya: Kawaii!

Shippo: RUN AWAY!!! ::Runs into Kagome's arms::

Me: ::Stares Kagome down::

Care: When did you get here, My?

My: I wasn't in the original very much, but I'm the best, so Sango-chan wrote me in.

Sango: I did?

Me: She means me.

Sango: You have my name?

Me: Not...really.....

Miroku: ::Gets on::

Me: I LOVE YOU!

Miroku: Will you bear my child?

Me: ::Slaps Miroku::

Sango: I don't know whether I like you for that response...or hate you for loving Miroku

Inuyasha: Hey! Miroku can't come!

Me: And why not?

Inu: Because he's annoying, and he'll grope all the girls when they're not looking!

Miroku: That's not true! ::gropes me::

Me: ::vain pop::

Mya and Care: Wow! I've never seen you do that before!

Me: ::Pushes Miroku off bus::

Kagome: But that's not fair....

Everyone else except Shippo: WE DON'T CARE!!

Care: We're off to the zoo!

Inu: What? I thought we were going to Vegas!

Me and My: ::look at each other:: Vegas? ::look at imaginary camera and crack up laughing::

Everyone else(completely ignoring us): Um, no.

Inu: Well, I don't wanna go to the zoo! Wait! I know! I will free all my animal friends!

Everyone else: How about....no?

Inuyasha: Feh.