Smack: Hiya!

Atemu: - >->

Smack: o-O Urm okay.. so yeah! I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! - Nor do I own Atemu's cookies..

Atemu: THERE MINE! -hides cookies-

"Okay , now stick the pan into the oven... WEARING AN OVEN MIT!" Smack was again trying to show Atemu how to make cookies , properly. No matter what, he would do SOMETHING wrong , and the oven would end up in fire. "Now.. put the timer on 20 minutes.. DON'T TURN THE HEAT UP!" Smack , smacked Atemu's hand away from the heat knob on the oven as he reached out to turn it up.

"But.. I want them to cook... QUICKLY!" Smack sighed and pushed Atemu out of the kitchen

"The point to good cookie making is PATIENCE!" Atemu sighed and let himself be pushed into the living room.

"Penis?" Atemu jumped backwards as he heard the voice

"Wtf?" Smack fell to the floor laughing cluching her stomache.

"She said... penis!" Atemu looked confused now.

"Who? Who said penis?" Smack finnaly stood up still giggling a little.

"Who the freak do you think? You nut head!"

Atemu looked around and squinched his eyes at the wall ,"Uuuh... the wall?"

Now Smack had a blank stare on her face ,"Hell no! It was Twitch!" Atemu sighed and started back towards the kitchen to check on the cookies. He was gone just as Twitch jumped out from the hallway holding Seto by the arm.

"Hi Smack." Seto stared at the wall with his arms crossed , looking as if he despretaly wanted to chew Twitch's arm off and run away. He didn't look like he wanted to be in the living room with two nutcases at the moment.

"Hi Twitch , whats up?"

"Nothing , just standing here I guess. Holding Seto's arm!"

"Why... are you holding his arm?"

"So he doesn't get away ofcourse! He has been trying to go to work all day , and he isn't allowed to.. remember?"

Smack's eyes widened and she began to snicker. "Ooooh , yeah... I forgot," Smack said snickering some more. Yaoi Fan Pics had caused this mahem of Seto Kaiba not being able to go to work for months , and Atemu wasn't allowed to go out of the house either. Now Atemu was walking out of the living room with a pan of what looked like charcoal ,"The cookies are done!" Atemu said as he walked up to Smack smiling.

Twitch couldn't help but laugh and say ,"Those are cookies? Looks more like rat crap to me!"

"Well nobody asked you , now did they Twitch?" Atemu became cross and stormed off into the kitchen throwing the cookies away as well.

"Let me go!" Seto began to pull towards the door dragging Twitch with him , her hand firmly around his arm."But I can't let you go!" Seto got a stern look on his face and ripped his arm away from Twitch's grip , then stormed towards the hallway. "SETO! NOOO!"

"Just let him go for goodness sakes! You can't hold on to him forever... uuuh , never mind scratch that. I should probably go check on Atemu.."

"Okay!" Twitch said smiling and running off into the hallway ,"SETOOOO! COME BAAACK!"

Smack shook her head and walked back into the kitchen seeing Atemu placing the cookie sheet into the oven and carefully setting the timer , he than sat himself on a stool and began to wait. "You really aren't going to sit there the whole entire time are you?"

"Well I figured that if I don't leave the cookies , they wont burn.. Because I'm waaaatching them.."

"That's creepy..."

Smack jumped onto a stool beside him and stared at the oven , getting ready to jump up and run to get the fire extinguisher. She didn't think Atemu would ever be able to make cookies , but he had his heart set on it since Seto beat him in the cookie making contest.

"Atemu?"

"Yes?"

"Have you ever considered wearing an apron...?" Smack looked at Atemu with questioning on her face. At the cookie making contest Seto had said that it was all in the apron , and Atemu had NEVER worn an apron while making cookies , so maybe that was his problem.

"Uuuh... no...Should I?"

"Yes! Ofcourse!" Smack jumped off the stool and ran to the pantry , she began digging through the stuff burried inside looking for an apron. "Aha! I found one!" Smack showed a dark blue apron to Atemu and proceeded to shove it towards him. "Well?"

"Well what?" Atemu was confused.

"Put it on!"

"Uuuh... I don't know how..."

Smack was shocked , she would of understood if he didn't know how to drive a car but not knowing how to put an apron on? How hard is it? So she took the apron and placed it over his head , then reached down to get the strings and tie them on. At that moment Twitch walked through the door and snickered ,"Am I inturupting something?"

"NO! I was just helping Atemu put an apron on!"

"Suuuuuure," Twitch said continuing to snicker.

Smack rolled her eyes and jumped back onto the stool when she finished tying the apron on ,"Whatever Twitch..."

Atemu stared at the apron with disgust ,"Do I HAVE to wear this?"

"Yes , ofcourse! It might help you make better cookies! And look , only 5 more minutes and they smell great!"

Twitch laughed and looked at the oven ,"They're gonna burn like the others."

5 minutes later the timer dinged and Atemu turned the oven off. He opened it up and fell back in disbelief. Smack stared at Atemu confused ,"What?"

"Looook...," he said pointing at the oven.

Smack stood up and looked into the oven ,"OH MY GAHD! I TOLD YOU THE APRON WOULD WORK!" Smack immediatlly grabbed an oven mit and took the pan out. She then took a cookie and shoved it in Twitch's mouth ,"TASTE THAT!"

"Oawm wy wagh , gwet wit wuot!" Twitch began to chew the cookie and soon changed her mind , swallowing the cookie she said ,"OH MY GAHD! THAT'S THE BEST COOKIE I HAVE EVER TASTED! Well... besides Seto's.." Smack stared at Twitch and then shoved another cookie in her mouth ,"Shut your fuckin mouth!"

Atemu was so happy he stood up and started dancing a jig , a very weird jig. Smack and Twitch began to snicker and ended up fallind to the floor laughing. Atemu stared at them and instantly tripped and fell over onto the tile floor. "Ohmygahdouch!" Smack stopped laughing and stared at Atemu with a funny look ,"What?"

Twitch snickered ,"I think he said I'm a cabbage." Atemu gasped and stared at Twitch , and while trying to hold back his laughing said "How did you know I was a cabbage?"

"Because you just said so , you idiot!"

Smack gasped ,"Atemu is not an idiot! Nor is he a cabbage..."

"But he just said he was a cabbage!" Twitch said pointing at Atemu.

"He was lieing , what he had said was Oh my gahd , ouch! He just said it so fast that you misunderstood and then he tried to make fun of you by going along with what you said."

Twitch glared at Smack then Atemu ,"BUT HE IS A CABBAGE!"

"Just yesterday you said he was a Caterpillar , so how could he be a caterpillar and a cabbage? He would eat himself!"

"Ouch , Atemu... "

Atemu just galred at Twitch then stood up collecting the cookies. He then took the cookies , placing them on a plate , and left the kitchen. "I'm not a cabbage Twitch!"

"Told you so!" Smack said running after Atemu. "Wait for me!"

Twitch rolled her eyes and followed afterwards grabbing a carton of yogurt on her way. "Yeah for icecream!"

Smack looked at the carton of yogurt. "Where are you getting icecream from?"

"This is icecream!" Twitch held up the carton.

"That's... yogurt , Twitch. Not icecream."

"Damnit!" Twitch ran into the kitchen.

Smack looked around the living room ,"Where's everyone else?"

Atemu looked up from staring at his cookies ,"Who is everyone else?"

Smack looked at him ,"Ya know! Yugi , Tea , Joey , Tristin , Alicia.. them people."

Atemu rolled his eyes and grabbed his cookies into his arms ,"You stuffed Yugi in the closet , you have killed Tea about 1 million times , Joey and Alicia are out on a date , and THEM PEOPLE... I do not know."

Twitch jumped back into the living room carrying 5 cartons of icecream ,"ICECREAM!"

"Woooow , you actually got ICECREAM this time! Give me some icecream!" Smack stole a carton of icecream from Twitch and began to dig her hand under the lid.

"You know what would go good with this icecream?" Smack said as she tore the lid off.

"What?" Twitch was now setting the cartons down on the floor.

Smack ran to the closet and opened it up. Then slammed it shut and ran back in the living room holding up a hand. "Yugi's HAND!"

Twitch clapped and ran to the closet as well. "I think I'll put Yugi's arm in my icecream! YEAH ICECREAM!"

"Dude... we need spoons!" Smack runs into the kitchen and comes running back out with spoons throwing one at Twitch. Smack then took the other spoon and dug it into the icecream , stirring it up with Yugi's hand. "Let's dig in!"

Atemu looked disgustingly at the two eat the icecream ,"I think I'll just put cookies in my..."

"Okay , but you don't know what your missing ," Smack said , between bites.

As they were all eating Malik suddenly came storming into the room ,"Where is the Millenium Rod Smack? I want it back... NOW!"

Smack jumped up and stared at Malik ,"But it's not show time yet! The deal states that I get it at anytime other than an hour on weekends and during shows."

"I don't care give it to me now!"

Smack and Twitch immediatly began laughing ,"Yeah Smack , give IT to him... NOW!" They continued to laugh while Malik just stood in utter silence. Atemu tried to hold back his laughter but couldn't and fell backwards cluching his side.

Knock Knock. Smack stood up , still laughing , and went towards the front door. She opened it slowly and said "He... HIYA! DIIIE! YOU EVIL FRIENDSHIP LOVER!" Tea ducked aside and went into the living room ,"HELLO FRIENDS THAT I LOVE SO DEARLY MUCH!"

Malik stood still , in utter silence and Twitch screamed grabbing for the special Tea knife. "Get her away!" Smack ran into the room and jumped on Tea's shoulders grabbing for her head and trying to rip it off. Malik turned towards Tea and said ," Why do you people make things so.." Twitch cut him off laughing. "... Hard.. just send her to the Shadow Realm!"

Smack stopped pulling on Tea's head and pulls out the Millenium Rod. "Oooooh yeah!" Smack then raises the Millenium Rod and sends Tea to the Shadow Realm , causing her body to fall to the floor. "Malik! shove her in the closet!" Malik just stood there with his hand out waiting to retreive the Millenium Rod back.

Smack closely examined his hand then hugged the Millenium Rod ,"NEEEEVVVER!" Smack ran towards the kitchen , and ducked under the counter to hide as Malik followed her.

Smack: So yeah...

Malik: Give me the Millenium Rod!

Atemu: I FINNALY MADE COOKEHS!

Smack: Er... just keep reading...please?

Malik quietly entered the kitchen and looked around. Achoo! Big mistake! Smack accidently sneezed and now Malik was on her trail , desperatly wanting his Millenium Rod back. "Why should I give it back? We had a deal!"

"Because it's mine!" Twitch mysteriously popped into the kitchen ,"He has a point ya know!" Smack rolled her eyes and began to run out the door , but was stopped instently by Bakura. "HEY! Why the freak are you in my house? Malik did you let him in... OH MY GAHD! Please don't.. EEEEW!"

"What?" Twitch said walking back into the kitchen. "Bakura is here..." Smack replied , gagging. Twitch instently caught on ,"That is so freakin gross!" Malik and Bakura gave each other weird looks ,"What is so gross?"

"You know! Now I'm gonna have to wash those sheets..."

"WAIT! What if they didn't do it on the bed?"

"OMG! That makes it even worse! I think I might puke! It's bad enough I always have to change Chiisai's sheets , but now yours? WHy don't you go to Bakura's house more often?"

Bakura and Malik finnaly figured out what they were talking about , but didn't understand why... no one was suppose to know they were in a RELATIONSHIP , nor were they suppose to know of the things they have done. Malik tried to cover up ,"What are you talking about? We aren't togethor!" Smack rolled her eyes again ,"Oh whatever! You can hear everything and anything that happens in that room , it's DISGUSTING! You should be more careful about what you do , ecxpecially with Chiisai around.."

Chiisai was Smack and Atemu's gay vampiric son. He was only around 5 months old.. but he was walking , and talking at 1 month old. He could also speak in complete sentences , and had more knowledge then anyone he knew. He was even smarter than his ex-boyfriend , Sukaira , who was younger then him only by about a month , but was only about 2 points away on their IQ Test. Sukaira , being Twitch's and Seto's son... made things more difficult. Also they recently finding out that Atemu , himself , was Dracula. Giving the answer to the reason of WHY Chiisai was a vampire.. but not yet an answer to why Twitch's son seemed unusually like an Elf.

"What was that for?" Malik said looking at Smack.

"Hm? What was what for?"

"Going into that conversation about Chiisai and Sukaira!"

"Well! People are gonna need to know who they are... I can't just have Chiisai running around naked without people knowing who he is!"

Malik was shocked ,"NAKED?"

"Uh yeah.. lately that's been his thing. He says nudity gives out your personality more."

Now Twitch was ecxited... she always was fond of Chiisai , she found him quite adorable even though he WAS the deffinition of EVIL. Chiisai's whole plan for life is.. to Rule the earth and all upon it. "WWEEEE!"

"HOLY CRAP! EVERYONE COVER YOUR EYES!" Smack screamed as she ran towards Chiisai who was now standing ontop of the counter , completly nude. "Chiisai! NO!"

Everyone walked out of the room as Smack tried to grab Chiisai and send him to his room to get dressed ,"Aaaaw! But I want to stay and see Chiisai naked!" Malik smacked Twitch upside the head ,"You freak!"

"Don't hit me! And speaking of freaks , have you looked in the mirror lately , porcipine?"