Author's note: This story contains explict language n scenes of nudity.parental supervision is advised.not for adults under the age of 21.

Rated: R



The reason for X in da end of FFX

The mystery of all times that Squaresoft didn't wanna reveal. Y FFX has an X in da end of it. We all knoe y FF8 is called For Fags issue 8. But this isn't it. The X doesn't stand for the 10 nope nope, it stand for the pornography. Critics say that FFX has more pornography than the Red Shoe Diaries.

Don't be surprised we have the behind the scenes for making of FFX.

Yuna: O for fuk's sake do I have to wear a thin string bra!?

Director: ur supposed to b da main character.this game is for kids n to make sure kids don't get addicted to video game porn. Also the current ratings of our game is that there is more pornography in our game than the red shoe diaries. So we need as much as clothes as possible.*thinks*(im horny but I cant help it)

Yuna: Fine ill wear a bra but no panties cuz I juss love da view of camera of meh wen ifrit is summoned*yuna howls* oooowwwww woof woof

Tidus: wtf is dis?! Wat is squall doing on our set?!

Director: o him..hez juss our wardrobe designer.

Tidus: We're wearing clothes?! Fuk u man u told meh to get used to roaming around naked cuz daz wa ill be doin da whole game.

Director: uh well.we have made a couple of changes.hold on.GROUP MEETING

*everyone gathers around the director*

Director: I need to inform u about a change we have made in dis game..We're going to have to wear clothes

*everyone moans*

Everyone: awwww..

Wakka: what about the teachings of yevon? Yevon has taught us..a naked game sells more dan a game wit lots of guns ya?

Lulu: FUK DIS SHIT! Man damn it.now I wont get to expose my tits no more.

Wakka: Y CANT LULU EXPOSE HER TITIES YA?!

Director: *yells* AS I HAVE TOLD U WE HAVE TO HAVE A GAME WIT CLOTHES ON PPL!! NOW GET TO SQUALL N GET UR WARDROBES!

Director: oh yea lulu we'll figure out sum way to expose ur tities.

Lulu: YES YES YES!!! Wwwhooo hoo

Kimahri: Kimahri feeling unhorny now..= (

Squall: letz see whoz up first..hmm.TIDUS!! WHOZ TIDUS!?

Tidus: rite here!

Squall: ooohhh r u sure u need clothes?! Cuz u look FIONE like da way u r..

Tidus: I knoe eh? Wuz wit da stupid director. " we have to wear clothes" wat bullshit.wtf r doing?!

Squall: *reaching downstairs* huh?! O im sorry..hehe cant help it.u make meh horny..

Tidus: really?!

Squall: yea

Tidus: juss gimme my clothes 4 now..n ill c u later sexy boi.hehe.*whispers to squall* meet meh in the alley behind the building after the shoot

Squall: *smiles happily* ahahehe

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*Rikku arrives at the set after 3 long hours in the washroom*

Rikku: Hi, wuts happenin?!

Director: Rikku y rnt u dressed?!

Rikku: I am

Director: no ur not

Rikku: yea I am

Director: no ur not

RIkku: I am

Director: ur wearing nothing

Rikku: exactly

Director: Didn't u hear?!

Rikku: hear wat?!

Director: where were u wen we had our meeting?!

Rikku: I WAS MASTURBATING.eeeep.did I said at out loud?!

*everyone lookz towards rikku*

Rikku: Juss jokin..hehe -_-' tee-hee

Director: ok.well since u were busy masturbating..ill tell u wa u missed?!

Rikku: Man u missed da best stuff.did u c my new dildo..o u did..u wanna knoe wa I did..o first i.

Director: talk to da hand cuz da face dun wanna hear it.ur disgusting.

Director: Da new changes in our game is.u guys have to wear clothes?!

Rikku: WE HAVE TO WEAR CLOTHES?! Y DO U THINK I WAS IN DA WASHROOM 4.I WAS TRYNA GET HORNY.N WEN IM FINALLY TURNED ON BY MY SEXAY BODAY.U TELL MEH WE'RE WEARING CLOTHES.MAN DIS IS PURE BULLSHIT!





*while yuna is getting prepared..*

Squall: Whoz next?!

Yuna: U lil bitch da gurl wit da sexay boday..rite here

Squall: wow.so ur supposed to be tidus's gurlfrend?

Yuna: Duh wa u think.im da sexayest gurl dey culd find. Squall: Really?! I can find a ass(donkey) dat look better dan u.I wuld play a way better part being Tidus's gurlfrend dan u

Yuna: Y U LIL HOE?!

*Yuna n Squall start arguing n turns into a kat fight*

Yuna: Bitch..slut u cant have my man

Squall: ur man?! He is supposed to have alley sex wit meh after the shoot?!

Yuna: WHAT?! TIDUS GET UR ASS HERE!!! NOW!!

Tidus: yes my sweet flower?

Yuna: sweet flower my ass.dis lil hoe juss said dat u n him gonna have alley sex afta da shoot.

Tidus: huh?! I didn't tell dis bitch to have sex wit meh.he was reaching downstairs.I cant help it. . .i was feeling horny that time. . .he tuned meh on..= (

Yuna: well I dun give a fuk.im kickin his ass

Squall: bring it on donkey woman!

*Yuna n Squall start kat fighting.the noise is loud n the director hears them breaking stuff n cussing each other off*

Director: wuts going on whoa whoa whoa! Stop everythin here!! Wuz goin on?!

Yuna: Dis bitch here..he thought he culd play a better part dan MEH!..n den he also said dat a donkey culd play a better part dan meh.

Squall: director.dun u think I can play a better part dan her..*squal makez a puppy face n starts unzipping his pants slowly*

Director: whoa whoa pull it up! Listen squall.we need a gurl!! N she needz to be SEXAY!...n u aint sexay.even if u were.I wunt sai it cuz I aint gay.

Yuna: OOOOOO WHO GOT IT BAD?!

Squall: Y u lil..hmmmfff.

Yuna: as 4 u tidus u better meet meh in da alley after da shoot or ill send kimahri to rape u.

Kimahri: Kimahri feeling horny.kimahri wanna rape Tidus.hehe

Yuna: IF I sai so kimahri.

Kimahri: aww.

Squall: u can always rape meh u lil kitten..ppurrr

Kimahri: Kimahri rape u like a beast.*roars*

Squall: I like u.here's my number.call meh tonite..ppuurr u sexy cat

Kimahri: yum yum.

Well dis is my first chapter.I knoe it was perverted.but humourous.anywayz.my second chapter will be up soon.I think.u can always wait.rrriitttte!? Ok.well laterz