Sparrow's log

I woke up in the middle of a town/city.

Everyone was talking about some bloke named Link and a woman named Zelda.

I asked them where I was but all they said in reply was, "Go away," and "Take a bath."

They seemed like nice people.

The last thing I remember was sailing my ship through a terrifying storm and waking up in the middle of a town/city asking people where I was.

I saw a sign that said "Bar"

I needed some rum.

I went in to the bar and to my amazement there was a crowd of people circling a table.

A bloke dressed in green sat at the table.

The people all called out "free cheers for Link, hip hip hooray!"

It was the guy that everyone was talking about.

I went to the bar tender.

The people here really do dress strangely.

I asked for some rum.

She replied, "Rum, sorry all out, say, you're not from around here are you, what's your name sweetie?"

"CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow."

"Captain? That's odd?"

"What is?" I asked

"The nearest ocean is miles away, how did you land up here?"

I was getting bored of all these questions, and I really didn't want to talk to someone who didn't have rum.

Sparrow turned around and sighed. He found the nearest seat and sat down. He took out his compass (which shows you what you want most), the arrow spun around and around until it stopped. It stopped, pointing at Link. Jack looked closely at Link and his eyes opened widely.

LINK HAD RUM!