Kakuzu and Hidan fan fictions are just the fun-nest to think up.
Let's just get right to the disclaimers so that I can begin, ok, because I already know what I'm going to type and I've still got my studies, my devotions, my astronomy, my deviations and my lifenet stuff to do.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or the Akatsuki [even though HELL I wish I did…] and this fan fiction is in no way related to the anime or manga. Spoilers are inevitably, ahead, but that's why it's called fan "FICTION", yeah?
Ok, let's jump right into it.



To be honest, several missions were bound to have several fights. To be precise, this was one of them. To be accurate, 2 men were on it, and their names were Hidan and Kakuzu. And to be informing, they were from the secret organization called the Akatsuki, consisting of 10 dangerous S rank criminals. They operated in pairs, and were led by a strong name referred to Leader san, or Pein by Konan, his Akatsuki partner. The Akatsuki spy team consisted of mostly Zetsu and Tobi, although tasks were taken and assigned by the Leader at will. The other 3 teams, Itachi and Kisame, Deidara and Sasori, and Hidan and Kakuzu [whom we will be following today] are the offensive striking teams, who were mostly sent out on missions for assassinations, people collection and bounty hunting respectively.

This time, Hidan and Kakuzu were sent to the Land of the Hidden Rock to collect a bounty on the head of a certain other S rank that Itachi and Kisame had killed. However, the problem here was that there were many people who had been to the scene of where Itachi and Kisame had left the corpse before Zetsu had came to dispose of it. Many people had seen the body and was trying to collect the bounty. And Pein wanted to make sure no one could ever do that. As a result, he sent Kakuzu and Hidan's team, since Kakuzu had a quirk which came in the form of a lust for money.
Listen. This is their story.


Hidan walked along the railings of the Rock Country's water catchment area, carefully hiding his cause with a grey long sleeved shirt and a white vest, with white Capri's. his ring was ridden under a glove, and his scythe was turned to twin katanas which he carried on his waist. His rosary rested on his chest hidden under his shirt. Obviously, his hair was dyed dirty blonde and tied back into a small ponytail, with a clip on pimp earring, just like who he was supposed to be. Next to him, Kakuzu was still in his mask, comforted in the fact that it wasn't very abnormal to wear one in the Hidden Rock. He had on a long sleeved shirt as well, to hide the stitches on his arms, and also long ninja basics that carried to his ninja sandals. His hair was dried and combed into locks that were dyed navy blue, like who he was playing.

"Hey, can't we just go get the bounty and go back now?" Hidan said, poking Kakuzu in the arm. Kakuzu jerked away. "Hidan, you know we have to appear just like normal teenage boys. We killed kids to get these clothes. With our luck, you're the playful kid who's got ADD, and I'm like the sensible cousin who joins in. So act like it for a bit. Remember for now you're Len and I'm Kaito." Kakuzu instructed in undertones, and Hidan nodded. Within seconds, he was up on the rails, balancing on one hand and wobbling just a little for effect. Hidan grinned at Kakuzu, before he lost his balance.

"KAITO!!" Hidan shouted, as he fell over the ledge and almost into the water. The toe of his foot pricked the water, and when Hidan looked up, there was Kakuzu, a familiar smirk in place. "Oh no. no no no no n… NO!!! OII!!!" Hidan yelled, as Kakuzu dropped him just so that his toes were submerged before pulling him clean out of the water, catching him in his arms bridal style and letting him down. "Don't try me, freaking Jashinist." He warned, and Hidan flushed, thinking about how close they were. They hadn't been so close since their last mission, where Kakuzu had lost control and tried to… never mind. Bottom line, they had never gone that far, but Hidan treasured every moment he had with Kakuzu, even moments like the one that just happened. As long as he was with the stitch nin, he was happy.

"Len, can you please stop doing dangerous things that I will get into trouble for?" Kakuzu said, running his hand through his hair, and Hidan grinned. He saluted and piped, "Hai, hai." He continued walking next to Kakuzu, his hands in his pocket. Kakuzu looked up to the sky and stopped. Hidan walked on for a little more, then he stopped, noticing the lag in the other's pace. "What is it, Kaito?" he asked, and Kakuzu shook his head. "No. It's nothing." He replied, but as he passed Hidan, he muttered, "The scent of blood is in the air. Be careful. My country has it's adorable children…" he tilted Hidan's chin, watching a blush creep its way past the zealot's face, "… but the adults and elders are full of blood lust."

Hidan nodded as Kakuzu's hand dropped back down to his side. They walked some more, making their way around the reservoir, and finally, Hidan decided he'd die if he didn't get a drink, and Kakuzu grudgingly obliged. They walked to a stand. "An iced tea." Kakuzu stated, and the man looked at him for a bit. Then he nodded and turned around to make the drink.
Kakuzu's mind was focused only on the look he was given.
"Len. No. Hidan." Kakuzu tapped the "blonde" on his shoulder, who had already positioned his hands on his "katanas", which turned to its original form.
"Yeah." Hidan turned around. "I guess if I get any iced tea now it's be poisoned with Cantarella or something, hmm?" he stretched and took off his shirt, tossing it to the ground. "Whatever." He said, shrugging. Then he wrinkled his nose. "I hate shirts."

Kakuzu smirked and turned around. "One… two… three… four…"
"Five… six… seven… eight… nine… ten… eleven." Hidan finished, and Kakuzu turned to him. "Six." He claimed, and Hidan pouted, which Kakuzu found incredibly cute. "Fine… I'll take five then." Hidan said, and he waved comically as Kakuzu fled the scene through the trees. As predicted, the group split into five and six, the team with six taking Kakuzu. Hidan sighed and scratched the back of his head.
"Sa. How are we going to do this."



In the brief few minutes of Kakuzu's absence, Hidan had managed to beat up 3 of the guys, and maimed the other 2 of 2 arms and a leg altogether. He smiled as he did it too, and finally, he drew the ritual blood circles. As he was about to finish the last quart of the circle, he felt his energy draining away. His immediate reaction was to look up.
'SHIT!! HE'S HOLDING AN ASocharm!!' Hidan thought, feeling his chakra slowly ebb away. He stood against his scythe weakly. "Hey… does your other team have one of those?" he asked, and he saw the men taken aback. Usually someone would be writhing on the floor by now, exposed too log to an ASocharm did that. ASocharms drained energy, and chakra at the same time. They only reacted to a certain type of chakra which was able to control its effects without inflicting any harm on the Charm Master and his allies. But from the frown on their faces, Hidan could tell the answer already.

"Good. Because I don't know about Kuzu's ability to deal with ASocharms… but I know he's stronger than me. Probably." Hidan said, looking at no one in particular as he, with difficulty, lifted his hand to scratch the back of his head. "Why you… are you looking down on us??!!" One of them shouted, and he knocked into the man wielding the ASocharm.
At this, Hidan felt ALL, every last bit of his chakra drain, leaving him barely alive. He slid to the ground with his hands in between his collapsed knees, and his head lolled against his scythe which was stuck in the ground. 'SHIT.' He thought, not even being able to lift up his head to see what was going on now. He laughed, though. He chuckled, just to TICK THEM OFF.
Bad idea.
Hidan wasn't laughing now, as they tied his wrists up by wired and cords that cut into his skin that burned. He tsked and struggled, but found he couldn't yet again as he sank to his knees like a stone. The man lifted his chin and smirked. "Now, who is weak." He said, and using the last of his strength, Hidan laughed. "My… partner… will… come… for… me." He pronounced softly, and the man laughed. He turned to his allies. "Hey, he thinks his partner's gonna come for him!!! You know…" he yanked Hidan by his hair, "This one's quite pretty, shall we use him?"

The next 2 hours were pure torture. 5 twisted men, wasted Hidan for their own sick personal pleasure, using him and abusing his cause, pounding into him mercilessly and tearing him, hurting him.
'No screaming. No waning, no submission. Just resistance. Resist this to the very end.'
They took him in turns, again and again and again…
One, two, three…
In, out, in out… too much blood.
Four, five, six…
In, out, in, out… they weren't done.
Seven, eight, nine…
In, out, in, out… where was I.
'Never mind.' Hidan thought, ', I'd lost count.'

They asked him to call his god, standing back to admire the broken spectacle of a man. Hidan was mocked at, and they asked him to call his God, insulting his religion, calling, even, for Kakuzu, his partner. They called him a whore. A slut, a bitch.
'I… I am.'
He had to stay still. He had to stay bound, powerless. Defenseless. Weak, alone. Humiliated beyond reason.
They released him, and he fell with his face in the dirt. They threw his cloak above him, and warned him never to try them again, walking away.
With the bit of strength he began to gather as the Asocharm Master walked away, he pulled his cloak back on and fastened its clasps, waiting for Kakuzu to arrive. 'Stupid.' He thought strongly, as he looked up at the setting sky.

All this time, he had been waiting for the one man he thought would have dropped everything to help rescue him. He smiled a sad smile.
'Aishiteru, Kakuzu.'
He fell into deep sleep.


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