Shahrzad/iFlat: Hey so! Welcome to 'Yours', a co-written fic between me, Shahrzad, and Gina (iSharp; yay matching usernames). I write the Harry parts and she writes the Draco parts. We do hope you guys will like this and uh, enjoy I guess.

Gina/iSharp: Hello there reader if you're reading this, which you should be if the Slytherin has put this up properly, which she should have done if I'm honest. I'm the Gryffindor [Gina] and I write Draco's parts because he is amazing and I love him. It's interesting that a Gryffindor's writing the Slytherin part and vice versa, but it really does work for this [at least I think so]. I tend to ramble. I had given up on chaptered stories, but this does promise to be really good, and I've worked with Shahrzy (iFlat) before and she is amazing and way better than me so I leaped at the chance to write with her again. Anywhore, enjoy this as much as I enjoyed writing it and you get a virtual cookie. The cookie is only redeemable if you review, ahem.


September 28th

Draco,

You are beautiful. I think you're amazing even though you get on my nerves a lot. Your voice is really upper class and charming and when I hear you talk to your friends in that calm and not yelling at me drawl, I melt a bit. I wish you would talk to me like that. Friendly like. It's one of your best features, your voice.

The rose I added to the letter I picked out myself. I even cut off the thorns and stuff with a pair of scissors and not my wand even though my friend yelled at me for it. I have plasters all over my fingers too now because I wouldn't let her heal them. I wanted to feel the burden of my love, I suppose. Not that I love you! I guess the right word would be like. My like. For you.

I know you're a Slytherin and they have a bad reputation and you have a lot of misguided opinions on wizards and witches other than purebloods, but I think I could look past that if you'd stop hexing me and my friends. Well, at least me. I think it'd be weird if you stopped hexing my friends. Don't get me wrong though, I don't like it at all. I just think it'd break the monotone of things. Five years of being wary of walking the halls for Draco Malfoy, Slytherin Prince is a hard habit to break. It would probably scare them too.

You hex a lot of people, don't you? I noticed you hex Colin Creevey the other day. The poor kid's camera lens is still lodged in his you-know-where last I heard. That was a really good hex, even though it was used to bad things. I admire your magic skills actually. My friend does too even though she won't admit it. You're really good at Potions. My other friend says Snape gives you good marks because you give him blow jobs. Is that true? I hope not. I'd like to give you a blowjob actually. Though there's a rumor going around that says you'd sleep with anybody that moves though. I hope that's not true also. I want to be yours and I want you to be mine.

This letter is getting a bit creepy now I think and I hope I haven't put you off. If you want to respond to this, there's a statue of a one-eyed witch by the stairs to Defence Against the Dark Arts. It leads to Honeydukes actually, the passage. If you speak the word 'Dissendium' to the hump it opens up and you can leave the letter there. I'll get it, don't worry. You'll probably get this tomorrow at breakfast from one of the school owls, a week from tomorrow I'll look in the hump for your letter. Do not try and catch me looking for it, since you probably won't be able to see me.

From,

Your Secret Admirer

P.S. - Please don't be creeped out.

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October 3rd

Dear Secret Admirer,

Thank you for the compliments, veiled insults and the rose. I have put it in a glass in my room, and have the House Elves checking on it every three hours. Goyle is allergic to flowers, but is suffering in silence. It is extremely humorous, but I suppose this was the part of me you were disinclined towards.

I can only assume you are a female Hufflepuff, presumably a Third Year, at that. Perhaps a Gryffindor, due to the way you stood up for the Mudbloods you obviously consort with. Creevey earned the well-aimed hex, not only for being an irritating little toerag, but also for trying to take a photograph of me without permission. I hex only those that deserve it.

Whoever has started these rumours are misled and have been poorly informed. I do not give Severus Snape fellatio, for the worry of getting grease on my tongue is too much. I gain good grades in his classes because I earn them. And I most certainly will not sleep with anybody that moves. They simply must be attractive and preferably not an idiot.

Your letter did not make me "creeped out". It was quite charming in a centaur taking its first clumsy steps type of way. I will leave this where it is instructed, and look forward to the owl back.

Yours sincerely,

Draco Malfoy.

P.S: If you are that incredibly annoying ginger Ravenclaw who has taken to following me about the school, I feel I should warn you that you shall be getting hexed if you continue.

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October 13th

Draco,

Poor Goyle. I mean, he's beaten me up a few times these past years and I really shouldn't say "poor Goyle" as he probably deserves it, but allergies are not that fun. I'm really glad you replied to my letter, sorry mine is a bit late but I haven't had any time for myself lately. Did you see the notice about Umbridge banning get togethers and stuff? That was really annoying. The captain of my house team had to go get permission from that hag to reform the Quidditch team.

You've given me nightmares about Snape's cock being greasy, you know. Does that man ever wash his hair? It's really disgusting. I'm very glad those rumors are false. I always thought you had high standards, I kinda hope you'll make an exception for me though. I couldn't send another rose with this one because my friend's don't know I'm doing this. They'd probably send me to St Mungos if they knew, especially my best mate. He really doesn't like you. My other friend, the one that yelled at me for the first rose, has her suspicions, but I think she's just glad I actually have a girlfriend or something. Not that I do. There's this one girl in Ravenclaw I kind of like, but not as much as you.

You really are as elegant in your writing as you are as you move and talk. Even when you hex me it's very elegant too. I want to break you (not literally), make you turn into mush with just my tongue. That'd be really cool. Sorry this is kind of short, but I don't think you'll want to read what I want to do to you in bed or how much you really should stop hexing my friends. I'll wait for your reply, same place.

Yours,

Secret Admirer

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October 18th

Dear Male Secret Admirer,

Goyle is an idiot, but very easily used to keep Crabbe amused and to have the idiots who think a skinny male can't cause harm stay as worried and threatened of me as they should be in the first place. I replied out of common courtesy, and working out who you are seems to be the only interesting thing going on.

Umbridge is a poorly dressed, amphibian like, idiot. She's obviously trying to cut off something that is happening in the school; presumably the Boy Who Gained A Scar is planning a Mudblood uprising. Your friends seem truly charming. If the Ravenclaw is ginger, at the moment her eyebrows are on her toes, which are up an orifice of your assumption. You can be her knight in shining armour if you go to her in the Hospital Wing.

I am elegant in everything; it comes with a correct upbringing. It would take a very talented tongue to turn me into "mush". I'm fairly sure that cannot happen over parchment either. I shall leave this in exactly the same place as last time.

Yours sincerely,

Draco Malfoy.

P.S: I want another rose.

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October 23rd

Draco,

I didn't even realize until after I sent the letter that I kinda gave away my gender. Even though I could be a lesbian; you could just be my exception. So do not assume! Anyway, yes, I am a guy. I'm kind of excited that I'm the only thing interesting happening to you. Though, there's Quidditch coming up. That's always fun. Are you still the seeker on your house team? I haven't had time to look into things like that. I just play.

I sent you the rose along with the letter again. You'll have to know though that my friend, let's call her H, has been getting even more suspicious. H's always worried for me but she's really brilliant too so I'm surprised she hasn't worked it out yet. I think she's only thinking about girls though, so I've got her there. I let H heal my wounds this time around, since walking around with plasters isn't very attractive or smart (what she said). I haven't gotten the hang of healing charms yet, they're really hard, you know. My fingers always feel tingly afterwards though.

I'm glad you feel the same about Umbridge as I do. Well, except the poorly dressed part. I never really pay attention to that. Now that I think about it though, she wears a lot of pink doesn't she? The Ministry has always been trying to get their claws on Hogwarts though, it's pathetic really. I really hate wizarding politics actually. This whole Voldemort thing really gets on my nerves. Do you really think Harry would be planning a Muggleborn uprising? That's hysterical. I hope you're just joking, I think Harry has more brains than that. It's basically screaming to Voldemort "hey look, I've got a punch of targets here for you to kill." Actually, I'll admit I didn't think of that until I asked H about what would happen if there was a Muggleborn uprising. She also laughed at me.

The Ravenclaw girl I like actually has black hair, so no, it's not the ginger. I feel sorry for her though. Nobody really likes to be on the wrong end of Draco Malfoy's wand. As for upbringing, I was raised by a bunch of low life arseholes called my Aunt and Uncle, so I guess my elegance isn't really up there. I still plan to turn you into mush. I can tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue though, if that counts for anything. I would do it in person just the fear you might hex me so bad that I'd be stuck in St Mungos for the rest of my life stops me from doing it. I may be brave, but I'm not stupid.

Yours,

Secret Admirer

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October 27th

Dear Secret Admirer,

Thank you for the endearing letter on how your life is. It definitely intrigued me, and I enjoyed the rose also. Although now I only have two, and I have the House Elves checking every two hours and performing charms to keep them alive and lovely. Roses are definitely my favourite flower, very elegant and beautiful.

I enjoy Quidditch very much; flying is such a relief from all the oh-so-mortal things happening down on planet Earth. All the pink is an eyesore, and I am surprised the toad isn't melting under that putrid furry cardigan. I would like very much to burn the hideous thing. Healing charms are ridiculously easy, and perhaps I would feel inclined to teach them to you if you show me the cherry stem thing.

No, I don't actually believe Potter is idiotic enough to start a Mudblood uprising. It would be a good idea to round them all up and kill them in one swoop. Brunette Ravenclaw seems like a bad move. Honestly, Ravenclaws are boring and up themselves, and lets face it, you simply must prefer blondes. We obviously have more fun.

Now, Secret Admirer for the especially interesting part of your letter. "I'm brave, not stupid" implies you are a Gryffindor, and you enjoy playing Quidditch, not watching. So you've been narrowed down to a player on the Gryffindor Quidditch team. You have a smart friend whose name begins with an H, and your probably Muggle Uncle and Aunt raised you. I suppose this information is useless, as I don't know the personal lives of the Gryffindor Quidditch team. However, you call the Dark Lord by his name, which not only shows you are brave and stupid, but it is suddenly very easy to narrow this down.

If only you had been slyer, then the interesting game could have continued. I am obviously smarter than you give me credit for, or just smarter than you in general. I must admit that I'm swaying towards the latter.

Yours Sincerely,

Draco Malfoy