I needed to write something fun and cute today. Hope you enjoy. It was written quickly before heading out to the funeral. For those upset at Beckett in this chapter. Other than the stripper which Kate does not touch, doesn't tuck any dollar bills into or act in anyway inappropriately with, going to a spa, and taking a pole dancing class is not beyond the realm of possibilities. She would never cheat and hasn't in anything written. It's ok, not to like what's written, we can't please everyone all the time. Just be nice about it please Or stop reading this particular fanfic.

Kate's pretty nervous as she's lead out of the loft by Lanie, Martha, Jenny, Maddie and Alexis. The five of them had planned a full day and night of bachelorette mayhem, which had Beckett more than a little apprehensive about since she had not been consulted.

At the curb their chariot awaits, a white super stretch limo. Inside the girls had decorated it with handcuffs, squirt guns and police crime tape! Lanie had filled the squirt guns with tequila. For Kate's bride to be attire, they took police crime tape and wrapped it up and down the sides of a white Bride to be sash. Instead of the typical crown, they had bought her a fake police hat and added a tacky princess crown to the front.

There were also some interesting food items. Banana and strawberry skewers that looked very much like a penis, along with chocolate pops resembling the same thing. Cookies that were decorated like corsets and thong clad bottoms. Finally champagne soaked strawberries and Malibu soaked pineapple rings.

The limo slows as they pull up alongside an old warehouse. Lanie has the limo driver open the trunk and everyone pulls out gym bags. She hands one to Kate who is desperately trying to determine what's going on.

"Ladies lets go put on our dancing shoes!" Martha yells as she dramatically sashays across the sidewalk, in a flash of brilliant color, to the front door!

"I can't believe we're doing this! It's going to be so much fun. I'm so going to tape this.." Alexis pulls out the camera in her bag.

As they enter the building the doorway opens into a large dance studio with poles spaced about 8 feet apart.

"OMG, we're pole dancing?!" Kate laughs as she takes it all in."This has got Lanie written all over it."

Lanie shakes her head and points to sweet innocent looking Jenny. "You develop some incredibly useful muscles doing pole dancing, Kate." she wiggles her eyebrows as she speaks. "We even signed you up for the lap dance class too, so you can go before your wedding. Good for spicing up the sex life!"

Alexis coughs and covers her ears. "There are definitely certain mental images I don't want to have of my future step mom and father! Eewww!"

They change into dance wear and meet the instructor in the middle of the floor.

"Now ladies pole dancing is sensual. The dancer makes love to the pole as she wraps around it." The instructor continues. "Imagine the pole is your lover as you dance."

"A metal pole isn't the kind of pole I usually want to wrap my legs around and do the horizontal mambo with." Martha sarcastically comments.

A chorus of "Martha! Gram! Ms. Rogers!" Escape from the younger crowd as they watch Martha embrace the pole

A deep red hue spreads across Alexis' face, but it does not hinder her video taping. Martha hams it up!

"With how busy business is going at Q3, this is the only pole I'll be riding for a while." Maddie chips in.

"Well I'm glad to say, I'm doing damn well in the pole department. Javi..." Lanie is interrupted as Kate and Alexis yell this time."Well, I'm just sayin."

The rest of the class goes quickly, with the girls laughing as they follow along with the instructor. Martha, Lanie and Maddie never giving up the chance to make a sexual innuendos when possible. At the end of the class they're presented certificates of completion. The instructor also gives Kate coupon two free classes and one for her lap dance class.

After quickly dressing they head to Q3 and their small private function room. Half way through a delicious lunch. Three officers strut the room asking for Kate Beckett. As soon as she sees them she knows exactly what's about to happen!

The music blares from a boom box and the three officers surround her. The tallest officer places her hands on his the belt loops of his pants and tells her to yank them off. Beckett yanks at the uniform pants and they tear away along with his shirt. He's left in a skimpy speedo that leaves little to the imagination.

"Now that's the kind of pole I can appreciate." Martha mumbles to Lanie as she whole heartily agrees!

All of the women appreciate his physique, but when he sits on Beckett's lap and gives her a lap dance, it has her gripping the bottom of her seat and biting her lower lips. Not that she's a prude but having Alexis and Martha watching was a bit disconcerting.

"Hey Kate lighten up. He isn't going to bite." Alexis walks over and sticks dollar bill in his speedo. Kate's eyes widen.

"This was your idea, Alexis?" Kate questions as the stripper slithers across her lap.

Alexis smiles slyly, "What's a bachelorette party without wouldn't want me to grow up stunted because I'd never experienced this would you! Kate?"

"Oh of course not." Kate makes eye contact with one of the other male stripper and nods towards Alexis. "How could I ever be so negligent in my step mom parental duties?"

The male stripper dances in front of Alexis and proceeds to do a strip tease for her. A blush rises quickly across Alexis neck and face, but her eyes never leave the dancers body. "So glad I'm not currently with anyone," She says as she runs her fingers across his chest and puts a dollar in his g-string.

"I knew there was Roger's blood flowing through those veins, Alexis! I'm so proud." Martha quips proudly, as she give the third stripper a love tap on his tight ass.

Not too long later the men leave and the limo whisks the party to it's next location. The Serenity Day Spa for a facial, mani-pedi, and massage. The girls appreciatively sip their cucumber water as they wait for their treatments in soft plush robes.

"All this pampering makes me feel like you could pour me into a bed and I could sleep for days." Maddie mumbles between yawns.

"All this pampering makes me wish Espo was in the next room!" Exclaims Lanie, "Always want to enjoy myself in other sinfully delicious ways after a day at the spa. The perfect ending to the day!"

"Here, here!" Jenny, Martha and Kate respond!

"Oh yeah, Castle does this thing with his..." Kate gets lost in a salaciously good memory when Martha, Lanie and Jenny fake coughing fits as Maddie giggles furiously and Alexis sits with a horrified expression on her face.

"Next girl's night Kate your sharing that memory with me girl!" Lanie demands, as Kate and Alexis manage to hide their embarrassment.

"I'm seeing all of you in a vary different light!" Laughs Alexis. "I'm hoping if I drink enough today, I can talk myself into thinking I imagined most of this!"

The women enjoy the rest of the day. The spa is fantastic and by the time they finally dress to leave, they all feel like a million bucks. Getting into the limo they proceed to the next stop.