A/N: This is just the result and offspring of a thoroughly ridiculous MSN conversation with my friend. :D Enjoy and review, thanks. We were talking about the female version of Voldemort; no questions, please.

(No, you can actually ask questions; I just didn't know how to end the question.)

Also, it's supposed to read like a five-year old wrote it.

Disclaimer: I've gone to a forensics science lab and the experts say I'm not J.K. Rowling.


Tomelina Riddle
by ET Brown


An old lady bought a seed from the market.

She planted it.

It grew a plant.

The plant was tall,

and big.

The plant grew a flower.

Then a fruit.

Then a Tomelina.

Then she was named Tomelina Riddle.

Tomelina Riddle spent her daytime playing

with Bradelina and Soonealina.

However, by night,

she was plotting to take over the Elina world.

One night, when the old lady was in the hospital for reasons unknown,

she snuck out and joined her minions,

the Life Eaters.

Together, they marched out to the streets.

They screamed with ferocity,

"SURRENDER, YOU IMBECILES!"

But, a deaf man walked by

and squashed all of them

with his gigantic, smelly foot.

And they died.

The End.


Such a tragic ending, don't you think so?

Read and review, feedback welcome. :D