A/N: OK *deep breath* I have just had enough guts to post this story
because I am really worried everyone will think it is just another
Mardigras fic. I tried to make this story different and I am having a lot
of fun writing it, so PLZ give it a chance.
Disclaimer: I don't own *deep breath * Stacy Keibler, Jeff Hardy *swoon * Chris Jericho, Lita, Matt Hardy, The Rock, Edge and the other characters that make an appearance in this chapter and so on and so forth. Enjoy!
"I'm B-O-R-E-D, BORED!" Stacy Keibler cried out.
None of the other WWE Superstars in the room paid her any attention, they where all caught up in whatever they where doing. Stacy sighed annoyed and flicked her long blonde hair off her shoulders "Hello?"
"We heard you Stacy" the reply came coolly, but the voice sounding as though he hadn't heard a word. Stacy cocked an eyebrow at the source, Chris Jericho. "Okay' she replied calmly, what did I just say?"
"You said.uh.you said." They once cool Chris Jericho stuttered, trying to think of something that Stacy would say. "EXACTLY!' Stacy concluded, NO-ONE listens to me!" She pouted and sat back down on the chair. Everyone had something to do but her!
"Don't worry Stace' a soft southern voice said, I know exactly how it feels not to be listened to" She turned around and smiled. "Thank you Jeff' she said with a warm smile, at least I know SOMEONE cares about me!" Jeff smiled back and that made her stomach do acrobatics. For the longest time she had found Jeff Hardy so adorable, but their storylines never crossed and he already had a girlfriend.
"Trish Stratus' Stacy sighed, and with her as my rival, as if Jeff is gonna give me a second glance! I can't compete with her!"
Stacy looked over at Trish who was chatting with Stacy's best friend, Torrie Wilson. Trish Stratus was perfect, to put it simply. She had deep brown hazel eyes, one of those internet fantasy -bodies that men dreamed of having with them and women wanted to have, a gorgeous smile that made every guy she looked at melt, and a way with men. Every guy thought Trish was so sexy, and Jeff was no different.
"If only" Stacy sighed and found that Jeff had made his way back to the bed he had been laying on. Stacy stole a look at him as he lay down.
His thin purple hair draped adorably over his eyes as he looked back to his poetry or as Jeff himself called it, emoetry. His pants hung of him perfectly, complimenting his slim hips and the tight tank top made him all the more desirable. Just as much as men loved Trish, women loved Jeff Hardy.
He caught her staring! Her face flushed light crimson as his glittering emerald eyes caught her light brown eyes. He smiled as she smiled back and jumped of the bed, shutting the book he was writing in "I am officially bored too!"
Everyone in the room looked up as he sat down beside Stacy. "Well, I guess lazing around a room all day isn't that much fun" Matt Hardy, Jeff's brother said and his girlfriend Lita nodded in approval. "Dude, let's get out of here and do something" Rob Van Dam said in his laid back voice, standing up and stretching. "Sounds good to me!" Trish said. Everyone quickly agreed.
Stacy couldn't believe it. They had ignored her and when Jeff decided he was bored, they all jumped at his command? "I don't think I will ever understand this bunch!" Stacy thought.
"Good!' Jeff said with a smile, now everyone agrees." "Not EVERYONE one!" Torrie said, slapping the moaning Chris Jericho over the head. "Ok, Ok, sheesh! Give a guy a second to swoon why don't cha?' Chris muttered, rubbing his head, and shutting the playboy magazine he was reading, K, I am in"
"Now there is another problem!' Stacy cried, what are we going to do!" The Superstars shrugged, none of them having any ideas until Tommy Dreamer said triumphantly "I have the newspaper, so lets see what's on!"
Everyone crowded around Tommy as he flipped through the pages. "Movies?" He asked openly. "Nah, we would get noticed too easily!" Shannon Moore declared. Everyone nodded as Tommy dismissed the idea "Ok' he said scanning the pages, concert?"
"Who's concert?' Victoria asked, is it Linkin Park?" "Pearl Jam?" Matt and Jeff cried excitedly. "Avril Lavinge?" Stacy and Torrie asked. "Justin Timberlake?" Trish swooned hopefully. "Ur, nope, nope, nope and nope!' Tommy declared finally, the only thing on is Britney Spears' some of the guys faces lit up as Tommy continued, but the tickets are two hundred bucks a piece!"
The smiles left their faces as the guys and girls groaned at no chance of a concert as Tommy continued to scan the newspaper "Umm." "Let me have a look" Edge cried impatiently. Tommy handed the newspaper to Edge as he looked carefully. "Doesn't look like anything is.HANG ON!' He cried out, there is a Gay and Lesbian Mardigras on!"
"Why would we wanna see that!"? Molly Holly cried in disgust. "Cause of all the partially naked women!" Matt said drooling as Lita smacked him over the head. "Come on guys, it could be fun!' Stacy said, trying to sound enthusiastic, we could all pretend to go in couples and see how things turn out!" "Come on, that sounds good to me!" Edge cried. "All I can say is, eeeeewwwwww!" Molly said scrunching up her nose. "Then you fat ass can GET THE F OUT!" The Rock yelled out to the cheers of many of the wrestlers.
"Fine! I'm going to go and do something civilized while you all be GAY together!" Molly said angrily, storming out in a huff with Victoria in tow. "Ah, forget them!' Chris snorted, they just don't know how to have fun without having a little H-L-A!" He bowed to the laughing crowd.
"Ok, everyone who wants to go, follow me!" Stacy cried, striding out of the room confidently with a huge smile on her face and the majority room following closely behind.
Disclaimer: I don't own *deep breath * Stacy Keibler, Jeff Hardy *swoon * Chris Jericho, Lita, Matt Hardy, The Rock, Edge and the other characters that make an appearance in this chapter and so on and so forth. Enjoy!
"I'm B-O-R-E-D, BORED!" Stacy Keibler cried out.
None of the other WWE Superstars in the room paid her any attention, they where all caught up in whatever they where doing. Stacy sighed annoyed and flicked her long blonde hair off her shoulders "Hello?"
"We heard you Stacy" the reply came coolly, but the voice sounding as though he hadn't heard a word. Stacy cocked an eyebrow at the source, Chris Jericho. "Okay' she replied calmly, what did I just say?"
"You said.uh.you said." They once cool Chris Jericho stuttered, trying to think of something that Stacy would say. "EXACTLY!' Stacy concluded, NO-ONE listens to me!" She pouted and sat back down on the chair. Everyone had something to do but her!
"Don't worry Stace' a soft southern voice said, I know exactly how it feels not to be listened to" She turned around and smiled. "Thank you Jeff' she said with a warm smile, at least I know SOMEONE cares about me!" Jeff smiled back and that made her stomach do acrobatics. For the longest time she had found Jeff Hardy so adorable, but their storylines never crossed and he already had a girlfriend.
"Trish Stratus' Stacy sighed, and with her as my rival, as if Jeff is gonna give me a second glance! I can't compete with her!"
Stacy looked over at Trish who was chatting with Stacy's best friend, Torrie Wilson. Trish Stratus was perfect, to put it simply. She had deep brown hazel eyes, one of those internet fantasy -bodies that men dreamed of having with them and women wanted to have, a gorgeous smile that made every guy she looked at melt, and a way with men. Every guy thought Trish was so sexy, and Jeff was no different.
"If only" Stacy sighed and found that Jeff had made his way back to the bed he had been laying on. Stacy stole a look at him as he lay down.
His thin purple hair draped adorably over his eyes as he looked back to his poetry or as Jeff himself called it, emoetry. His pants hung of him perfectly, complimenting his slim hips and the tight tank top made him all the more desirable. Just as much as men loved Trish, women loved Jeff Hardy.
He caught her staring! Her face flushed light crimson as his glittering emerald eyes caught her light brown eyes. He smiled as she smiled back and jumped of the bed, shutting the book he was writing in "I am officially bored too!"
Everyone in the room looked up as he sat down beside Stacy. "Well, I guess lazing around a room all day isn't that much fun" Matt Hardy, Jeff's brother said and his girlfriend Lita nodded in approval. "Dude, let's get out of here and do something" Rob Van Dam said in his laid back voice, standing up and stretching. "Sounds good to me!" Trish said. Everyone quickly agreed.
Stacy couldn't believe it. They had ignored her and when Jeff decided he was bored, they all jumped at his command? "I don't think I will ever understand this bunch!" Stacy thought.
"Good!' Jeff said with a smile, now everyone agrees." "Not EVERYONE one!" Torrie said, slapping the moaning Chris Jericho over the head. "Ok, Ok, sheesh! Give a guy a second to swoon why don't cha?' Chris muttered, rubbing his head, and shutting the playboy magazine he was reading, K, I am in"
"Now there is another problem!' Stacy cried, what are we going to do!" The Superstars shrugged, none of them having any ideas until Tommy Dreamer said triumphantly "I have the newspaper, so lets see what's on!"
Everyone crowded around Tommy as he flipped through the pages. "Movies?" He asked openly. "Nah, we would get noticed too easily!" Shannon Moore declared. Everyone nodded as Tommy dismissed the idea "Ok' he said scanning the pages, concert?"
"Who's concert?' Victoria asked, is it Linkin Park?" "Pearl Jam?" Matt and Jeff cried excitedly. "Avril Lavinge?" Stacy and Torrie asked. "Justin Timberlake?" Trish swooned hopefully. "Ur, nope, nope, nope and nope!' Tommy declared finally, the only thing on is Britney Spears' some of the guys faces lit up as Tommy continued, but the tickets are two hundred bucks a piece!"
The smiles left their faces as the guys and girls groaned at no chance of a concert as Tommy continued to scan the newspaper "Umm." "Let me have a look" Edge cried impatiently. Tommy handed the newspaper to Edge as he looked carefully. "Doesn't look like anything is.HANG ON!' He cried out, there is a Gay and Lesbian Mardigras on!"
"Why would we wanna see that!"? Molly Holly cried in disgust. "Cause of all the partially naked women!" Matt said drooling as Lita smacked him over the head. "Come on guys, it could be fun!' Stacy said, trying to sound enthusiastic, we could all pretend to go in couples and see how things turn out!" "Come on, that sounds good to me!" Edge cried. "All I can say is, eeeeewwwwww!" Molly said scrunching up her nose. "Then you fat ass can GET THE F OUT!" The Rock yelled out to the cheers of many of the wrestlers.
"Fine! I'm going to go and do something civilized while you all be GAY together!" Molly said angrily, storming out in a huff with Victoria in tow. "Ah, forget them!' Chris snorted, they just don't know how to have fun without having a little H-L-A!" He bowed to the laughing crowd.
"Ok, everyone who wants to go, follow me!" Stacy cried, striding out of the room confidently with a huge smile on her face and the majority room following closely behind.
