A/N: Now me. Read this or die. Phys. Ed. Yum.

Disclaimer: I own sonic, I was the creator of Frogger, My last name is Acclaim, Nintendo, Saga, Sony, Hasbro. I also own Mario and I own Wendy's. Yes, I am the one, the only, Dave thomas-acclaim-nintendo-saga-sony. Don't deny it.

Extra Disclaimer: Or am I?

Summary: There can be a camel and squirtle. And they love each other this much. See? And then they went on many vacations called travel time. So they were all Dragon Tales!

(Note: If you're not a complete dumbass, you'll know that the summary was a load of ... something nasty)

It was early morning in the land of Checkbook. And it was curtains for nine. Legolas and Mario were painting each other's nails. Well actually, Legolas was painting Mario's gloves, and Mario was painting Legolas's hair (yes, with nail polish). Everyone was eating Phillip's Magnavoxes and having a great time.

Then Sonic came up with some O.J simpson and flew to Chicago, Nebraska. Tails was enjoying a nice glass of O.J. Simpson and Dr. Deviledeggman was eating picture frames while breast feeding a cat.

Legolas shouted "Yummy!" and Mario started shooting fireballs at a chair.

The chair can be the bad guy.

The chair starting biting Old Yeller. "Shut up, Jennifer!" yelled Gimli.

Everyone turned around and laughed at him. Then everyone disappeared except Legolas and Legolas kicked Gimli off a cliff.

"Only tina kicks Gimli off cliffs!" sketchbook cried. Then Sonic and Tails reappeared, but flew away together so no one cared except Frogger, who was busy manicuring lampshades by (as in beside) Ren & Stimpy and Hitler.

Then randomly, random nazi chairs started attacking Dave Thomas with floortiles.

"Screw you! In the name of frenchfries, Wendy's baby back ribs will prevail!" cried Dave.

"Everyone needs a dirt devil," observed Tucan Sam.

And then Xbox was as big as my nuts.

I'm female.

Actually, both of us are female.

Or are we?

Travel time.

Movie suspense

Credits roll.

Lampshade.

Good.

And then a mobile came and attacked Unicorn Dolphins with hooves that had horns coming up their butts.

"Weird preposition to use," cried Dave Thomas.

"Dance til tomorrow feet!" replied Hamtaro.

"Outlet!" cried B for Ben.

"Who are you?" asked Ben Franklin.

"I'm you!" shouted B for Ben.

"Brothers!" They shouted together.

"Untie! Against all evil!"

Then Crash Bandicoot ran over spot the roadkill cat with a fisher price helmet... or did he?

"Who decided that fisher price would be the name of a brand?" asked Jigglypuff. "It's all Fisher. Then Price."

"Squid," replied Happy the Hippo.

"Who the hell are you?" asked Aragorn.

"Who the hell cares?" replied Legolas.

"Nacho USA today!" cried George Bush.

Everyone suddenly turned around and faced him.

"We should continue the war in Iraq!" cried Bush.

"You kill it we grill it?" asked Squidward.

"No!" yelled Bush.

Everyone was shocked. No one, and I mean NO one said no to squidward. Especially on St. Patrick's day. They all threw chemical x on Bush.

"Oh, okay," said Bush. Then he turned into a wild republic Powerpuff Girl and flew towards Sanrio headquarters.

Then, randomly, the owner of Sonic decided to buy out AOL.

"Oh, okay," weirded the owners of Sony.

Then the guy who created 'Hey Arnold' decided to buy out Microsoft. Especially since they had enough money to pay for a meal at McDonald's.

"Hey!" shreiked Dave Thomas. "Why not Wendy's?"

"Because everyone loves church's chicken!" yelled Kiwi the Koala. "Especially those guys with the small heads, y'know? The ones that don't get necks?"

"Thank you," advised Male Feobane with his blue feathers.

"I fell in love with a country girl," demanded Frogger in his Australian accent.

"Or did you?" everyone in the world asked, even Frogger.

"Movie Suspense, Credits roll," explained God.

TBC......