~*~Jerry Springer~*~
InuYasha Style!
Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha or any other InuYasha related characters (but I wished I owned Miroku ^_~)!! This is for fun and laughs! It is not real! Thank you! Oh yeah, I do not hate Sesshoumaru! But he is funny with a lisp! Becauthe he maketh lithpth look thexy!! ^_~
Warning: There are sexual, violence, and drug references and some curse words (slightly censored) in this skit! It is not for children to read! Please put the kids to bed! ( ^_~ ) Oh yeah, there is a highly possible chance that you will laugh, if you are injured by laughing so hard we are not responsible! ^_~
Setting: At the 'Jerry Springer' show! duh!
~*~Skit # 1~*~ "Why do the ones we love, hate us in return?!"
Characters in this skit: InuYasha, Sesshoumaru, and Kagome.
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InuYasha: What the f*ck am *I* here for?!
Sesshoumaru: Becauthe me and Kagome love you and you hate uth both!
Kagome: Yeah!
InuYasha: Wait one second!!! Neither of you love me! And if you do you sure as hell don't show it!
Kagome: I do too!
InuYasha: (rolls eyes) suuure you show it real well when you say 'sit' all the time! (growls at her)
Sesshoumaru: It'th jutht not fair! How can you be tho mean to me and Kagome?!
InuYasha: Shut-up you pansy!
Sesshoumaru: thuck my ballth!
InuYasha: (mutters) it's not like you have any!
Sesshoumaru: I do too! Wanna thee?!
Kagome: WHAT?!
InuYasha: F*CK NO! I AIN'T GAY LIKE YOU!
Sesshoumaru: I am not gay! I am thpecial, in my own perfect way! Tho bite me InuYatha!
InuYasha: FINE! (bites Sesshoumaru's arm)
Sesshoumaru: OUCHIE!
InuYasha: (lets go and laughs) Dumb ass!
Sesshoumaru: No you're the dumb ath! You thtupid b*tch!
InuYasha: I ain't a b*tch! Kagome is!
Kagome: WHAT THE F*CK DID YOU SAY?!!!
InuYasha: I said.....uh.....you're a sweetheart! ^-^''
Kagome: LIES!
Sesshoumaru: (takes Kagome's side) Yeah! LIETH!
InuYasha: Hey this ain't fair! Y'all are teaming up on me!!
Kagome: well.....fine then.....SIT!
InuYasha: OW! WHAT THE F*CK WAS THAT FOR?!! YOU STUPID F*CKING B*TCH!!!
Kagome: Oh that's it you asked for it! Sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit!!!!!! YOU STUPID MUTT!!!
InuYasha: (passed out) X_X
Sesshoumaru: (grabs his pom-poms and does a cheer for Kagome) GO GO GO KAGOME! Gimme an S! Gimme an I! Gimme a T! What'th that thpell?!
Kagome: Umm...sit?
Sesshoumaru: That'th right! Thit! (prances about)
InuYasha: (unconcious body smashes to ground again)
Sesshoumaru: (looks at InuYasha) I think he'th dead....(shrugs) o well leth of a problem for me!
Kagome: Umm...aren't we supposed to 'love' him?
Sesshoumaru: Oopth....o well who careth?
Kagome: Not me! ^-^
Sesshoumaru: well, Kagome....Let'th go get thtoned!
Kagome: Umm...I already am...I think.... ^-^;;
Sesshoumaru and Kagome: (leave)
InuYasha: (not breathing...maybe he IS dead! O_O;; )
~*~That's All Folks~*~ Hope ya liked it! ^_~
Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha or any other InuYasha related characters (but I wished I owned Miroku ^_~)!! This is for fun and laughs! It is not real! Thank you! Oh yeah, I do not hate Sesshoumaru! But he is funny with a lisp! Becauthe he maketh lithpth look thexy!! ^_~
Warning: There are sexual, violence, and drug references and some curse words (slightly censored) in this skit! It is not for children to read! Please put the kids to bed! ( ^_~ ) Oh yeah, there is a highly possible chance that you will laugh, if you are injured by laughing so hard we are not responsible! ^_~
Setting: At the 'Jerry Springer' show! duh!
~*~Skit # 1~*~ "Why do the ones we love, hate us in return?!"
Characters in this skit: InuYasha, Sesshoumaru, and Kagome.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
InuYasha: What the f*ck am *I* here for?!
Sesshoumaru: Becauthe me and Kagome love you and you hate uth both!
Kagome: Yeah!
InuYasha: Wait one second!!! Neither of you love me! And if you do you sure as hell don't show it!
Kagome: I do too!
InuYasha: (rolls eyes) suuure you show it real well when you say 'sit' all the time! (growls at her)
Sesshoumaru: It'th jutht not fair! How can you be tho mean to me and Kagome?!
InuYasha: Shut-up you pansy!
Sesshoumaru: thuck my ballth!
InuYasha: (mutters) it's not like you have any!
Sesshoumaru: I do too! Wanna thee?!
Kagome: WHAT?!
InuYasha: F*CK NO! I AIN'T GAY LIKE YOU!
Sesshoumaru: I am not gay! I am thpecial, in my own perfect way! Tho bite me InuYatha!
InuYasha: FINE! (bites Sesshoumaru's arm)
Sesshoumaru: OUCHIE!
InuYasha: (lets go and laughs) Dumb ass!
Sesshoumaru: No you're the dumb ath! You thtupid b*tch!
InuYasha: I ain't a b*tch! Kagome is!
Kagome: WHAT THE F*CK DID YOU SAY?!!!
InuYasha: I said.....uh.....you're a sweetheart! ^-^''
Kagome: LIES!
Sesshoumaru: (takes Kagome's side) Yeah! LIETH!
InuYasha: Hey this ain't fair! Y'all are teaming up on me!!
Kagome: well.....fine then.....SIT!
InuYasha: OW! WHAT THE F*CK WAS THAT FOR?!! YOU STUPID F*CKING B*TCH!!!
Kagome: Oh that's it you asked for it! Sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit!!!!!! YOU STUPID MUTT!!!
InuYasha: (passed out) X_X
Sesshoumaru: (grabs his pom-poms and does a cheer for Kagome) GO GO GO KAGOME! Gimme an S! Gimme an I! Gimme a T! What'th that thpell?!
Kagome: Umm...sit?
Sesshoumaru: That'th right! Thit! (prances about)
InuYasha: (unconcious body smashes to ground again)
Sesshoumaru: (looks at InuYasha) I think he'th dead....(shrugs) o well leth of a problem for me!
Kagome: Umm...aren't we supposed to 'love' him?
Sesshoumaru: Oopth....o well who careth?
Kagome: Not me! ^-^
Sesshoumaru: well, Kagome....Let'th go get thtoned!
Kagome: Umm...I already am...I think.... ^-^;;
Sesshoumaru and Kagome: (leave)
InuYasha: (not breathing...maybe he IS dead! O_O;; )
~*~That's All Folks~*~ Hope ya liked it! ^_~
