Authors Note: I don't own The Chad, Starfish or the lyrics to Crykle's "Red Rubber Ball". The lyrics fit perfect so I used them.
The Chad is Hurt....
Starfish, my pretty pretty Starfish. She left me not long ago. We were having a lovely dinner on the love boat when she said Chad, I need to tell you something so I said Yes my beautiful Starfish? and she started to explain that Starfish and Chad's are different. Very different. But I didn't understand so she said it more simple for me. The sea is a very dangerous place and I have to keep it safe. And with that she left me; The Chad. I still wasn't quite sure what she meant. The sea dangerous? How silly, it's so much fun! So I am left alone on my love boat, my Starfish set back into the sea. When I get really lonely I sing myself this little song and it helps me be happy again!
"I should have known you'd bid me fair well,
there's a lesson to be learned from this and I learned it very well,
now I know you're not the only starfish in the sea
if I never hear your name again it's all the same to me,
and I think it's going to be all right yeah the worse is over now
the morning sun is shining like a red rubber ball"
See? All happy. But I miss my starfish so very much and I cant but wonder if she ever misses The Chad. Maybe once the sea is safe Starfish will return to The Chad. The Chad is great...
The Chad is Hurt....
Starfish, my pretty pretty Starfish. She left me not long ago. We were having a lovely dinner on the love boat when she said Chad, I need to tell you something so I said Yes my beautiful Starfish? and she started to explain that Starfish and Chad's are different. Very different. But I didn't understand so she said it more simple for me. The sea is a very dangerous place and I have to keep it safe. And with that she left me; The Chad. I still wasn't quite sure what she meant. The sea dangerous? How silly, it's so much fun! So I am left alone on my love boat, my Starfish set back into the sea. When I get really lonely I sing myself this little song and it helps me be happy again!
"I should have known you'd bid me fair well,
there's a lesson to be learned from this and I learned it very well,
now I know you're not the only starfish in the sea
if I never hear your name again it's all the same to me,
and I think it's going to be all right yeah the worse is over now
the morning sun is shining like a red rubber ball"
See? All happy. But I miss my starfish so very much and I cant but wonder if she ever misses The Chad. Maybe once the sea is safe Starfish will return to The Chad. The Chad is great...
