Authors Note: I don't own The Chad, Starfish or the lyrics to Crykle's "Red Rubber Ball". The lyrics fit perfect so I used them.


The Chad is Hurt....


Starfish, my pretty pretty Starfish. She left me not long ago. We were having a lovely dinner on the love boat when she said Chad, I need to tell you something so I said Yes my beautiful Starfish? and she started to explain that Starfish and Chad's are different. Very different. But I didn't understand so she said it more simple for me. The sea is a very dangerous place and I have to keep it safe. And with that she left me; The Chad. I still wasn't quite sure what she meant. The sea dangerous? How silly, it's so much fun! So I am left alone on my love boat, my Starfish set back into the sea. When I get really lonely I sing myself this little song and it helps me be happy again!

"I should have known you'd bid me fair well,
there's a lesson to be learned from this and I learned it very well,
now I know you're not the only starfish in the sea
if I never hear your name again it's all the same to me,
and I think it's going to be all right yeah the worse is over now
the morning sun is shining like a red rubber ball"


See? All happy. But I miss my starfish so very much and I cant but wonder if she ever misses The Chad. Maybe once the sea is safe Starfish will return to The Chad. The Chad is great...