Daddy, what is that?
Summary: It's a question all parents dread their parents will ask, but instead of giving them a sweet answer that would make them go away, Giotto, Daemon and Alaude gave three totally different answers. Three-Shot. Papa!Giotto, Papa!Daemon and Papa!Alaude with Child!Tsuna, Child!Mukuro, Child!Chrome and Child!Hibari.
Chapter One
Tsuna
"Daddy, can I ask you a question? Everyone in school keeps going on about it but I don't understand them," a cute eyed brunette boy known as Sawada Tsunayoshi asked softly, making his father, Giotto, look at him questioningly. "They told me I should ask you, since the adults always know!"
Giotto scratched his head, wondering what on earth had caught his sons attention so much that he was questioned- since he was never really asked about it before.
"What is it?" he expected it to be something silly- like an object or a word he didn't understand- but what came out of Tsuna's mouth was something he did not expect in the slightest.
"What is sex?" Giotto the spluttered, choking on the tea he was drinking as he then eyed his son warily, as if wondering he should even say what it was to his six-year-old son. Logically- no, he shouldn't, unless he wanted to mentally scar his son for the rest of eternity.
"Sex... Sex is... um..." Giotto could feel himself sweating slightly. He knew his son would ask the question one day, but that question shouldn't have popped up for another few years yet. "Tsuna... Where did you even get that word from...?"
"A boy from the bigger school! He kept going on about he and this girl had sex!" Giotto wanted to hit his head off a wall right at that moment in time- but he took a deep breath in and calmed himself down. "I wanted to know what it meant to I could tell Kyoko-chan!"
Another harsh splutter came from Giotto- and this is how he knew he needed to come up with something that would make Tsuna forget about the term altogether- as if it something that wasn't of great importance.
"Sex... Well, there is only one meaning to sex!" Tsuna's eyes grew sparkly in wide as he then sat at his fathers feet, curiosity now taking over him. "Sex is a thing a man and a woman- two adults that are much older- do to one another to show their love."
Tsuna blinked cutely and tilted his head slightly.
"To show their love?"
"Yes," Giotto's head was whizzing away in thought before he gulped loudly. "It's a... gift of some form..."
"What kind of gift? Can I give one to Kyoko-chan?" Giotto was glad his son was too oblivious to notice the obvious strain in his expression as he thought of a thing he could say to make sure all the younger kids did not understand.
"Well, the gift of sex is... like a box of exploding chocolates that make the person feel fuzzy and warm inside..." why Giotto couldn't have just said 'you'll learn when you're older' was a wonder. Tsuna blinked softly.
"How does it make them feel warm and fuzzy? Did you mean fluffy daddy?"
"Uhh... yeah, fluffy..."
"So where do I get these exploding chocolates?" well damn. Giotto rubbed his head and then thought.
"There is a... special place called Tokyo where you get them," he should have said something like Narnia. Then all that would happen was that his son would be crawling in and odd of closets for a while before he gave up. "Somewhere you can go when you're... in need of it..."
"Okay daddy! Thanks for helping! Now I can tell my friends at school what it means!" Giotto merely nodded his head, not having the heart to tell his son not to tell his friends. He just hoped to the lords that no other kid went home and asked their parents what it meant- since other parents were going to have a totally different answer from what he said.
He could picture more questioning, and somehow... he could see two pineapple heads and one pissed off skylark coming into the scene and he could see his little Tsuna being corrupted far too early. He sat down on his chair, rubbing at his temples as he tried to remember what he was told when he first asked about sex. He was sure the answer was something like...:
'Sex? Oh, that's the easiest thing in the world darling! It's basically like a very close hug where you tingle and jingle and then this feeling of love comes! It's like an explosion!'
It made no sense on where he got the exploding chocolate from.
Although he didn't like to admit it, he knew that Tsuna going to school tomorrow was going to end up being a disaster...
He looked at his now cold tea and then mumbled softly.
"I think I would have rather had the 'Where to babies' come from question..." well, he knew he was going to get that question someday, but he had an answer all set out for when that day came. Well, he hoped he did, he knew it was somewhere in his head, yet he just didn't know where. Not that it mattered.
That wasn't the problem right now. He had to ensure that his son did not learn what sex was at this point in time. Ever.
A/N: I know there are a ton of stories based on this kind of thing, but I was far too tempted to write my own version of it. So here it is! Next chapter will be on how Daemon tells Mukuro and Chrome his... version of sex- I'm thinking crazy things already xDD
Review if you think there should be a second chapter! Also, check out my profile for the 'KHR! Word Shuffle' It's a forum based game I made up xDD
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