Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts, Organization XIII, or the mall. How I wish to own all three though...

Author's Notes: Stuck on other story, writing this one instead. Also, note that almost EVERYTHING that happens during the course of this entire story has happened to me and my friend when we went to the mall or things that have happened to us once in our lives.

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All was calm and peaceful within The Castle That Never Was. Kingdom Hearts shone brightly and glimmered above the castle as the Nobody slept during, what was apparently, night. (But you can never really tell cuz' like... it's always dark or something...)

Xemnas stirred a little in his sleep, then sat up and yawned to the morning (If there are mornings in The World That Never Was...). He was very relax and glad, or at least as glad as a Nobody can be, until he looked on top of his counter by his bed. Circled several times over in bright red marker on the 9th on the calender were the words that brought dread and gloom to everyone and thing in existence and not...

Shopping Day... which was also known as the equivalent of the biblical Apocalypse to the Nobodies.

Quicker than you could even blink, Xemnas got up and ran out the room, to warn his fellow Nobodies.

--- Organization at the Mall ---

Standing in front of everyone, Xemnas stood solemnly and said in a low voice, "Everyone, I have terrible news... we're are going to the mall..."

"NO! Noooooo! Nooo! No, why?", screamed the Organization members. Demyx dropped to his knees and cried, "Xemnas! How many puppies have to die before you're happy!"

"Demyx, we only crashed into that pet store because Xigbar was reading while driving. Now he's not even allow to look at the car keys. Damn it Xigbar, what did I just say about looking at the keys!"

Xemnas quickly snatched the keys out of Xigbar's hands and hid them behind his back. "We have to go to the mall everyone. We're running out of food and we can't keep on living off of cardboard forever."

"Um, yeah... Sure we can!" Demyx quickly said, stuttering and taking a bite out of a shoe box.

"No we can't, Demyx."

"I tried eating a flower, but Marluxia called me a cannibal."

Xemnas raised an eyebrow to the totally random comment by Demyx. "Um...ok? Anyways, we all have to hurry and get ready. The sooner we go to the mall, the better chance that something may not be destroyed."

"Oh yeah, Xemnas, by getting ready... I assume you will put on some pants?"

"... Shut up..."

Later That Day...

Xemnas (Who was now wearing pants, mind you) paced through the room, muttering something. That is until our favorite hyperactive sliver-haired Xemnas-stalking girl we all know and love, Zephyr, jumped onto Xemnas' back and shouted happily in his ear, "Heya, Xemmy!"

"Zeph-Zephyr! What are you doing here!"

"Aw... Xemmy! You act like you're surprised to see me!"

"No, I guess I shouldn't be by now... Wait! Why are here? Shouldn't you be in school, like normal little girls are?"

Zephyr started giggling at this. "Oh Xemmy! You know I'm not normal! Anyways, the school won't let me go there anymore since like five of my teacher hung themselves. I dunno why, maybe cuz' I'm 'unteachable' like their suicide notes said.."

Xemnas sweat-dropped and asked, "Well then... go home!"

Zephyr let herself down from Xemnas' shoulders and paced in front of him. After a while she smiled at him and said in a cheery tone, "I can't!"

"What? Why not?"

"Cuz' like, my mom said I could come over here and like, then never come back. And then she like, went to Canada or something. She wouldn't tell me."

"Somehow I actually believe that.."

"And also like so I wouldn't get lonely, I brought with me like my best friend, Serenity!"

From behind Zephyr, a girl about a year younger than her with long dark midnight blue hair combed back except for one bang which hung over her left eye stepped in front of Xemnas and softly said, "Hi."

"Oh no, not another one... Zephyr, just go home with Serena, or whatever her name is!"

Serenity looked down mournfully at the ground and hoarsely whisper, "We can't... My mom, she's up there.." Serenity pointed up to the sky while trying to fight back a few tears.

Xemnas' angered face soon fell and he lowly said, "Up there... Oh, I'm so sorry..."

Serenity shook her head, nodding in agreement. "Yeah... and I bet she won't bring me a single souvenir from Canada!"

Xemnas anime-fell to the ground. "It's another Zephyr... another one!"

Sometime Later...

"Xemnas! Xemnas! Gimme a nickel! Xemnas! Xemnas, I want a nickel! Gimme a nickel! Xemnas, why don't you gimme a nickel? I want a nickel! Xemnas, Xemnas! Gimme a nickel!"

Xemnas growled in his throat and sharply glared at Zephyr. "If you want a nickel then.. go clean the car or something... Just get out of my face."

"Ok I'll do it!" and with that Zephyr and serenity skipped off to clean the car. 'At least now I have sometime alone...' thought Xemnas.

He got up and went to check up on the other Organization members. The sooner they got to the mall, the less the authoress would have to write and then her A.D.D would make her distracted by something shiny... Oh, a penny! It's such a shiny penny! I'm going to name you Kyle and I'm going to love ya' and feed ya' and take care of ya', cuz' you're my shiny penn-- uh... and back to the story...

So far everyone was all prepared for the end of the world as their trip to the mall approached, except for Axel. Xemnas leaned uninterested on the door frame of Axel's room and spoke up. "Axel, when are you going to be done?"

"Hold on, Xemnas! I still gotta' put on my eyeliner!" (Oh yeah, like none of you KH fans noticed that Axel puts on blue eyeliner...)

Xemnas' eye twitched as he watch as Axel slowly applied his eyeliner, retracing the same area for several minutes. Finally, when Axel put down the eyeliner pencil Xemnas sighed in relief. "Ok, so now are you ready to go?"

"Hang on now, I gotta' fix it."

"ARGH!"

Xemnas tapped his foot impatiently as Axel rubbed lotion on a cottonswab and slowly fixed up his make-up (And yes I said make-up!), making the eyeline look sharper. Xemnas' eye twitched even more as more second ticked by on the clock. Then, after so long, Xemnas spoke in a ghastly tone, "Alright Axel, you are really starting to piss me off. Just go wait in the car when you're done."

Axel shrugged his shoulders. "M'kay."

Xemnas walked out and slammed Axe's door shut. Axel muttered under his voice, "Xemnas sure is bitchy today..."

Again, Later...

When all the Organization were ready and accounted for, they went in the garage to get the car. Zephyr were already there and stood in front of a very shiny (Yay, shiny!) silver 2004 Toyota Camery. Xemnas stepped in front of the crowd of Nobodies as they marveled in the gloriousness of the Shiny. Xemnas stuttered out, "Zephyr, Sareny!"

"Serenity", she corrected.

"Whatever. The car... it's amazing! I never even knew it was silver! I always thought it was like a deep purple or midnight blue. Man, chrome rims, leather interior, fuzzy dice... this car is amazing. And I was thinking about selling it..."

Zephyr went over and tapped on Xemnas' back as he stuck in his inside the car to find more things about it to adore. "Um, Xemmy... Can I have my nickel now?"

"Huh? Wha? Oh, yeah! Yeah, of course. And here's a dime as a bonus too."

Zephyr and Serenity giggled happily as they held their 15 cents together. "All right!" Serenity shouted happily. "I can add this dime to my dime collection I started yesterday. And now with this one, I have... 655,825 dimes."

Xigbar eyed the gleefully girl with a suspiciously look. "Where did you get all those dime? Where the hell do you live, Dime land? Where the dimes grow on trees and there are like little dime flowers that drop dimes everywhere? And the dimes..."

"Ok, we get it."

Xemnas rubbed his temples and heavily sighed. "Can we just go already? It's a long drive to the mall and I don't want to hear anymore about dimes."

"All right, let's go!"

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Alright, that was just the prologue. Trust me, it gets a lot more interesting. The next chapter is the car ride, and yes the car ide alone is important enough to make it a chapter by itself. Review, please.