A/N Warning: Major slap happiness and crack (boy i'ma gonna be spammed so much after this).

derple,

I acted this out one day in my spaziness with one of my dear friends, Spirit of the Morning Flower, watching. Well, then she was like, "OMG, make that into a Fanfic!"

and I was like: "Otaydokay!"

But no. I put it off for a good while before I made the actual outline (don't worry reader it's actually pretty short) then my buddy-buddy proofreaded it and here it is.

DON"T FORGET TO CHECKETH HER OUT! DEH STORY SHE WRITETH IS A CHANGING OF THE TIDES- WoOP WoOP! Seriously it's romantic and sophisticated not at all like this. Don't judge from me.

and ya... (-/w/-)


"WAAAH!" screamed two falling objects, "OOF!" they landed with a thump. The two men groaned a bit as they tried to pry their eyes open from the stun of landing, and slowly looked up to face each other.

"Oh my God!" the navy men jumped up from their sprawled position on the floor

"Phillip… YOU'RE ALIVE!" Groves said to a breathing Gillette. Gillette started crying and they kind of did this hug-jump dance, until they noticed something fly down before them.

"Gillette, Groves!" a familiar voice called.

The two looked wide eyed at their long, lost, good friend that was before them in creamy silk pajamas

"JAMES?" they cried in unison.

"But your dead!" cried Gillette. An awkward silence ensued as they all thought of what happened to them just moments before.

"I got shot" Groves finally stated

"I got stabbed" Gillette nodded

"I did too!" Norrington added high-fiving Gillette. It was only then did the two lieutenants look at their former commander closely.

"Holy Nelly, you've got wings," they said. "You look pretty darn good too."

Norrington nodded smiling. "It's what happens here." He ran his hand through his shiny brown locks, "And guess what I can do men." With that he jumped into the air and did a superman impersonation.

Groves and Gillette were quiet, eyes like dinner plates, until they screamed "I WANT TO DO THAT!"

"Oh, you guys think this is the only thing I have?" James grinned, "I have this" He pointed in the air and "POOF!" out came a miniature harp.

"I WANT ONE!" they started jumping up and down.

James laughed. "Well then guys follow me!" he landed on the ground making a hand gesture. "We are going to go see big Daddy!"

With that, the friends linked arms, and skipped down the golden brick road to get Groves and Gillette wings, plus an afterlife supply full of milk and honey.


"I like this place…"sighed Groves, sipping his cup of milk and honey.

"Bro this is heaven. Everyone likes it," stated Norrington flatly.

"Will I get comfy PJs like those?" asked Gillette.

"You've got a lot to learn," groaned Norrington, rolling his eyes, now realizing that he must reteach his two lieutenants everything like he did once before.

The End