A is for Apple-Pokeshipping

He looked at it in appreciation. It was so beautiful. Red and luscious. Oh yes, he liked the look of it.

"Ash, why are you staring?" Misty asked hotly.

"Because it's so beautiful," he replied.

"Ash seriously," she sighed, "it's just an apple." He glared at the red head in front of him. She had her hands on her hips, looking really annoyed.

"It's not just an apple," he said, "It's a good apple. It is perfect."

"It's not perfect," she argued, "nothing is."

"It is!"

"Isn't!"

"Is!"

"Isn't!"

"Is!"

"Isn't!"

"Look at it," he finally yelled at her, "it's rounded nicely, the right size and it's a beautiful dark red. What could be imperfect about it?"

"How about I prove it to you?" she retorted hotly. To his horror she picked it up and took a huge bite out of it. She then spat it on the ground.

"What did you do that for?" he asked in agitation, "that was my apple."

"I told you it wasn't perfect," she muttered, "just take a bite and you'll see what I mean." He glared at her as she handed him the apple. He took it and bit into it, carefully avoiding the spot she had put her mouth over. He turned pale. He quickly spat it out again.

"That's disgusting!" he exclaimed.

"I told you," she giggled. She took a mint from her pocket and put it in her mouth. The sour taste lingered on his tongue.

"Do you have another one?" he asked.

"Nope!" she giggled happily, "If you want it, come and get it." She poked her tongue out, displaying the minty candy in her mouth before she grinned at him. She didn't expect him to lunge at her and push her against a nearby tree. She then didn't expect his mouth to cover hers. She shrieked in shock, but it was muffled. Ash, her crush, was kissing her. His tongue wedged its way in-between her lips. Next thing she knew, he was gone again, grinning at her triumphantly.

"W-what?" she spluttered.

"I was getting the mint," he shrugged. He poked out his tongue to show her.

"ASH!" she screamed, "HOW DARE YOU KISS ME JUST SO YOU COULD GET A STUPID MINT OUT OF MY MOUTH! THAT'S MINE ANYWAY!"

"If you want it," he started, his eyes glinting mischievously, "come and get it."

"ASH!" she screamed again, running after the boy who was grinning and laughing as he taunted her, all the while running just ahead of her. All this because of a stupid apple.