InuYasha Takahashi- 23

Kagome Higurashi- 21

Sango Taijiya- 22

Miroku Kynamaru-25


Another year of teaching these bastards. Another year of ass wipe students and underage whores. Another year of bull shit from principle Kaeda. Man, why did he want to be a teacher? InuYasha couldn't remember so he just walked into his classroom. First days always sucked the most.

"Hello all of you fucknuggets. I hope you all had shitty summers. Put all your shit away and we shall begin."

There wasn't a face in his classroom that wasn't absolutely shocked by hearing what he said. Kikyo, who was enraged by his greeting, raised her hand.

"What do you want bitch? I've got shit to do."

"Yashie-baby why do you talk so meanly to me? I am your girlfriend."

"Fuck off kinky-hoe. Don't call me Yashie, and we all know who my girlfriend is. Besides, I don't date dip shits."

With that, InuYasha told his class to do whatever the fuck they wanted and walked out the room.


Kagome's Classroom

"WELCOME BACK DICKWADS! Let's get one thing straight, I'm Kagome. Don't call me Ms. Higurashi because that is my mother. And boys, unless you want your balls chopped off and shoved down your throat, I suggest you take your eyes off my boobs."

Kagome assigned some ice breaker game to the class before walking out.


Sango's Classroom

"Good Morning students. I hope you all brought the appropriate supplies from the list I gave you at open house. Please take out your notebooks and write a fifty page essay on the wonderful profession of bill collecting."

The class groaned and one kid with a death wish muttered something about a dumb assed bitch. That was the first fatal mistake.

"EXCUSE ME. IF YOU FEEL THAT WAY THEN MAKE IT A 100 PAGE ESSAY ABOUT ROCKET SCIENCE AND IT'S DUE TOMORROW OR ITS FOUR ZEROES YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!"

Sango stormed out the room, loudly slamming the door behind her.


Miroku's Classroom

"Hello ladies and gentlemen. I see we have some very lovely girls this year."

He walked up to a blonde haired girl with a considerable amount of cleavage showing. He picked up her hands, and in a husky asked if she would bare his children. He then proceeded to squeeze her boob.

"PERVERT!"

*SLAP*

The blonde girl was about to say something but Miroku was out the door.


HallWay

All 4 friends shared knowing smirks before dashing down the hallway towards Principle Sesshomaru's office.

Sango, who had been wringing her hands nervously, asked

"Why are we doing this again?"

"Well, Sesshomaru never leaves his office from 9:15 to 9:45. Don't you ever wonder what he's doing? I mean, he's such a pompous jack ass. What the fuck could he possibly be doing that's so damn important top where he can't visit his students?"

Kagome was pissed,so she decided to just shut up.

"Kagome, you got the camera?"

"Yeah Inu."

"Then let's do this shit."

*SLAP*

"LECHER! YOU DIRTY PERVY LECHER!"

The red mark on Miroku's cheek was throbbing, but he was used to it.

"But dear Sango, your luscious juicy ass was calling to me!"

Sango was beyond angry, drop kicked him back down the hallway.

"Kagome I'm royally pissed, so let's get this damn shit done before I explode."

InuYasha turned the door knob and opened the door, while Kagome flipped open her cam corder and clicked the record button.

They were shocked.

"WHAT THE ACTUAL BLOODY FUCK OF A HORNY BASTARD'S SLUTTY BITCH!?"

InuYasha just shuddered at the sight and passed out. Sango was pale as computer paper. She had a hand on her heart, then went to go meditate on the meaning of life. Kagome, who'd been tasked with recording whatever he did, took a small step inside the large office and slowly pointed the camera around the room before closing her camera. She backed out into the hallway, screaming bloody murder.

Sesshomaru was on his office floor stark naked with his rock hard 13 inch dick positioned to slide into Rin's hands were firmly gripping Rin's ass. He always had had a fascination with her ass. Rin also bore no clothes, but was in the "doggy style" position waiting for Sesshomaru to pleasure her.

"Rin."

"Yes fluffy?"

Sesshomaru frowned at the nickname he despised, but continued on, nevertheless.

"Remind me to give InuYasha hell."