With all the determination of a videogame character, Nicholas shot a hoodie in the face.

They had answered an emergency call to the supermarket formerly owned by Skinner; now it was a Tesco. The caller, a disgruntled man in his sixties, had described the havoc caused by the 'bloody kids today', blaming it on 'all those dreadful rap videos.'

'Fucking hell, it's like 28 Days Later or something,' remarked Danny, grinning, 'have you seen that?'

'Course I haven't seen it!' Nicholas dived behind a freezer, waiting for an oppurtunity to take down the approaching pensioner.

The village was, of course, totally safe from zombies with them around.

'LET'S TAKE THESE FUCKERS DOOOOOWWWNNNN!' Danny yelled, firing his gun into the ceiling. Meanwhile, Nicholas took down the last zombie in the shop.

Yeah, the villagers were completely safe.