A/N: I do not own yyh or charmed...saddly.
CALLING ALL SPIRITS
chapter one; not so great begining
The bells sittng inside the window chimned once again in the last half an hour. Lord Koenma, ko-ruler of the spiritworld, grew even more uneasy by the minute. At first, he had shrugged the peaceful sound off as just the wind but, as time past by and the sound became more consent, he became more increasently aware on how creepy it was getting and this led him to think more clearly about it (mostly because their had been no wind for the last 15 to 20 minutes). Then it clicked. The uprising of spirits in the east and the increasing rate of demons in the west of the human world. Put together; All signs of a bad omen.
As he finally came to his somewhat obvious conclusion, our favorite detective, Yusuke Urameshi desided to make his grand display of entrance into the frenzy mess of the death king jr's office (The only thing he didn't do was shrike a pose). One with any common sense would think he came to voice his complaints; overworked, not being paid, no off time,...Keiko, blah,blah,blah (You know, the boring stuff), and demand a long term vacation. Today though, was differant. Today was unexspected. So unexspected, even Koenma didn't know. Freaky.
" Koenma," Yusuke said after a minute of sharing at each other." Give me a mission and make it worth it, i'm bored."
"..."
"...Koenma ?"
Koenma just continued to share. This was the first time yusuke had called him by his actual name. Not toddler or even pacifier breathe but his freaking name. Koenma... He inwardly giggled, almost forgetting about his problems. Ahhh, will mericals every seesh? Suddently, it regesistered.
" Wait,...What?!"
''A mission -" Yusuke said once more, looking at the god like he had gone crazy.
Koenma shared. Yusuke was growing uneasy.
" I'M BORED!! '' He finally wailed out. " I'll do almost anything, just please stop the boredism!!! " Koemna smiled to himself, almost evily. This was just perfect! Yusuke had fallen straight into his hands and he didn't even have to blackmail him (Sweet!).
"Okay Yusuke, I have some something just for you."
"Really?'' Yusuke sounded almost desperate, putting aside the evil glint in Jr's eyes as a trick of the light.
"Yes," Koenma said. "Just for you." (you could almost hear the mecanical laughter ecohing in his head.)
"And you actaully fell for that?" That, ofcourse, was Karama, looking at Yususke like he couldn't get any stupider.
"What's your point?" Yusuke asked. Then he caught Karama's look."Are you tring to imply something...Fluffy?
Before Karama could resort, Hiei, who had been sitting in the tree above them the whole time said, " What he meant, was you were stupid to fall into koenma's obvious trap so easily,...stupid." Karama smiled. Yusuke shucked a rock at Hiei's head, which was easily dodged. In turn, Karama throw a rock at Yusuke, which connected.
"OW!" Yusuke yelled, tring in vain to rub the now bruised spot between his shudderblades. He glared back at Karama.
"Well then," Karama said, putting his hands on his hips and looking odddly satisfied."What's the mission?''
Yusuke become serious."He said there's an abnormal amount of demons rising in the west of the Nengenki -"
"How far west?" Karama interupted. Yusuke grinned. "American west." Hiei's ears perked up. Truthfully, though half a sleep, he had only been paying attaintion to what yusuke was saying so he could mock him later (This is oddly in character) but, now things where starting to get interesting. America..? He thought. He had once heard Karama rambling on about it one day in the park. Something about it being one of the biggest economic nations in the Nengenki, and Japan being something...Whatever. The info had intriged him somewhat and he had stored it in the back of his head for later. Hiei had, ofcourse been to the Nengenki plenty of times, at first plotting the easiest way toward world domination, but in truth, he had never bothered to move past the bordered seas of Japan, believing all humans where alike no matter what nation they bred from, but now things where looking up.
As if almost sensing his thoughts, Karama slightly tilted his head, amused. "Did he say anything else?''
"Yah," Yusuke said, flicking out some of the the dirt beneath his nails."Something about me needing to get in contact with these three witches."
"Witches?" Karama inquiried.
"That's what the baby told me.." Yusuke said, still focusing on a peice of dirt under his pinky nail.
"Really..?"
"Yup. Really, really."
"Interesting."
Yes, finally! The small peice of dirt had at last lifted itself from Yusuke's nail. He looked back at Karama. "Whatever, as long as I get to get away from Keiko for a while, it doesn't even matter." Plus, I get to kick some major demon ass! That brightened up his day already. Karama looked confused. "Aren't you two getting married in three months?"
A dark cloud seemed to loom over Yusukes head. "Don't remind me..."
