Summary: Marluxia's plan is evil. It is so evil. It is unbelievable how evil it is. With the help of his evil-but-not-as-evil-as-him-since-they-don't-posse ss-the-evil-powers-of-pink-and-flowers friends, will he be able to take over the Organization? Randomness will ensue :)
PurplePantherXVI: This story was inspired by a friend of mine, NO Gears. Thank you for all your support :) Now, for the disclaimer...
Marluxia: PurplePantherXVI does not own Kingdom Hearts or its characters.
Vexen: She also doesn't own my homemade pickles!
PurplePantherXVI: Thank you, Marly! And Vexen as well...Now, onto the story. Please, no rude or mean comments. Advice and suggestions are welcome. Enjoy :)
Marluxia's Evil Plan of Doom
It was an ordinary day at the Castle That Never Was. Most of the members were out on their missions. Marluxia was in the Garden That Never Was watering his plants. Namine was sitting underneath a rose bush nearby, drawing in her sketchbook. And while Marluxia was watering his plants on this very day, that was when he had his idea.
It was an evil idea. It was so evil. It was unbelievable how evil it was. It was the evilest evil idea any evil villain could evilly create from the evilest depths of their evil minds. And so, Marluxia decided he had to tell somebody, or nobody in this case, about it.
"Come Namine," started Marluxia, putting down his watering can. "We're going to see Larxene."
"Why?" Asked Namine, standing up and walking over to him.
"Because I've just had an evil idea!" Marluxia exclaimed.
Namine sighed. "Is this going to be anything like your last evil plan to turn the whole Organization into flowers?"
"Even better!" Marluxia shouted. "Although that was a very evil plan as well..." Then, he summoned a dark portal and the pair disappeared through it.
Larxene was relaxing in her room, until...
"LARXENE!" Larxene turned around to see none other than Marluxia and Namine.
"Hello Larxene." Greeted Namine.
"Hi Larxy!" Shouted Marluxia, running over to the other nobody.
"Ugh, what do you want?" Larxene asked. "Can't you see I'm busy escaping from everyone in this wretched castle?"
"But Larxy," whined Marluxia. "I have something to tell you. I've just had an evil idea. And it is so evil. You won't believe how evil it is."
"Is it turning the whole Organization into flowers?" Asked Larxene. "Because that was a horrible idea."
"Of course it isn't! And that was a wonderful idea!" Argued Marluxia. "Anyways, it's too risky to tell you here..."
"What do you mean?" Frowned Larxene.
"The walls..." Murmured Marluxia. "The walls have ears..."
"Oh, for crying out loud. Just tell me!" Larxene screamed.
"To the Marly-mobile!" Marluxia exclaimed, ignoring her, and dragging Larxene and Namine through the portal of darkness.
The trio stepped out of the portal into Castle Oblivion. Everything around them was white. The floors were white, the walls were white, the ceiling was white, and even the furniture was white. Marluxia, Larxene, and Namine sat down at the white colored table in the center of the room.
"Okay, so what is this "evil plan" of yours?" Larxene asked.
"We should..." Marluxia paused for dramatic effect. "Take over the Organization!"
"And why should we do that?" Larxene replied.
"Because, for ten long years we have been forced to live under the rule of Xemnas. We have been forced to live with annoying people in a small, cramped castle. Every day, Saïx forces us to go on missions to collect hearts and do recon. Our main antagonist is a little boy with spiky hair and a giant key traveling with a talking duck and dog-thing. But that isn't the worst part...The worst is..." Marluxia said. "Everything is gray and white. Look around this castle. Everything here is white! And white is the most boring color in the world. Not to mention, Xemnas has no fashion sense. We have to wear black cloaks. And everyone knows that black is the second most boring color in the world. Besides, we never get to eat anything but sea salt ice cream, and all this black and white makes me think about black and white cookies. And then I get hungry for some black and white cookies. But all Xemnas lets us eat is sea salt ice cream and Vexen's homemade pickles."
"Vexen's pickles taste awful..." Murmured Namine.
"I hate the color white...Yellow is much better..." Added Larxene.
"So," continued Marluxia standing up. "I think it's time for a revolution. Like George Washington leading America to freedom, I, Marluxia, will lead us nobodies to freedom. I will become First President of the Capital That Never Was and we shall rule with pink and flowers for all! And the first thing I'll do as President of the Capital That Never Was is..."
"So you're planning on overthrowing Xemnas?" A voice asked. The three nobodies turned around to see everyone's favorite fiery red haired nobody, Axel.
"He knows too much! Destroy him!" Screamed Marluxia, summoning his scythe And charging at Axel.
"Wait," said Axel. "I heard about your plan to take over the Organization. And I'm in."
"Why do you agree to it?" Asked Marluxia.
"Because Vexen's pickles are disgusting?" Namine asked.
"Because the colors black, grey and white are boring?" Larxene added.
"Why would I want to overthrow Xemnas for those reasons?" Axel questioned, surprised. "I want to help take over since I'm tired of being ordered around by Xemnas, and I think we deserve more power."
The trio burst out laughing, and Axel frowned. "What's so funny?" He demanded.
"Who would want to take over for power? That's ridiculous." Marluxia laughed.
"Why wouldn't you want to take over because the colors are dull," Larxene stated.
"Or because you dislike Vexen's pickles with a burning intensity?" Namine added.
Axel's face turned almost as red as his hair. "Well, if you think my reasons are ridiculous then why don't I tell Xemnas himself of your plan."
"Fine then, go ahead." Marluxia said, still laughing.
"And he'll force you all to eat Vexen's pickles." Axel smirked.
"NOT THE PICKLES!" The three screamed. "PLEASE AXEL, DON'T TELL XEMY!"
"Then it's settled," Axel said, sitting down at the table. "Now, let's begin our plan to take over the Organization."
PurplePantherXVI: Thanks for reading, I hope you enjoyed. I apologize if the chapters are too short.
Namine: Please no rude or mean comments. Advice and suggestions are welcome.
Marluxia and Larxene: And now we must return to planning...which color we should paint the Castle That Never Was once we take over!
Marluxia: Pink!
Larxene: No, yellow!
Namine: Thanks for reading :)
