Ok so this is some thing me and my friend came up with one time when She was over at my house for a sleep over, Now you need to take into account that we were on are like fifth glass of pop so, were not usuallly THAT insae, were stilll ralitivly insane but who isn't, ok so just remeber that and don't get to scared. and well read and remeber what pop does to you!

ok now that I've said that I must explain what was happining cause well thats how it was set up. You get to see how are mind worked. YAY for you.

OK well pretty much we were thinking that if we were James, when he walked out of the forest well the cullens were playing there little game of baseball, and then he saw Bella and Edward was being alll protective. We would have figured out that Edward could here thoguht then to freack him out we would have thought strange/slightly sick/twisted/things just about only me and my friend would think of like:

"oooh Edward is lookin' good in that tight shirt!"
"I wonder what his underwear looks like"
"I wonder if he wears underwear"
"Look at him protect that human girl! If he would only protect me!"
"Look at that butt!(enough said on that topic)"
"He has such beautiful eyes

"Bella is a lucky girl!"

and other things like that, it would freack edward right out and he would forget about protecting Bella and you now go and try to clean out his brain. :)

I'm just going to leave it like that you know how to make it story like in your own head.

Yeah we are deranged, but seriously- if James really wanted Edward away from Bella- that would probably work! Okay...huh...We really need to burn off our sugar-highs!