What If?: Hiei's Letter


A/N: Special thanks to Brokenshardsofmyheart99, who would've checked this if there had been time. I wanted to write something for the holidays, so why not this awful thing? So this is a "what if" Hiei wrote a letter to… someone. Happy Holidays!

Disclaimer: It should be obvious from this that I do not own YYH, nor will I ever.

Warnings: BL, possible OOC, and BAD writing.


Soon after he had kicked Kurama out his own bedroom, he picked up the onyx pen that wrote in red and began to stare at the blank sheet of paper in front of him. Everything was now how he wanted it to be. Kurama was out of his room, in all probability in the kitchen, preparing a bowl of sweet snow for him in an attempt to persuade him to open the door. It wouldn't work, of course. What he was about to do was far more vital than one bowl of his favorite food.

The paper was mocking him now. It was challenging him to write something, something that he had not yet thought of much. With a small groan, he placed the tip of the pen on the paper. Before he could scribble something down, he heard a knock on the door. Not wasting a second, he shouted, "I'm not going to open the door, Kurama! At least not until I'm done." He heard a sigh from the other side of the door before hearing footfalls nearing the other side of the house.

Biting his lip a few times, he felt ready. After the pen connected with the paper for the second time, it ignited something in him. In seconds he was half-way done with the letter.

Dear Santa,

I know you'll read this. Kurama has told me everything about you, which is why I'm sure you won't ignore this letter. The last and first time we met was almost a year ago. You got Kurama to admit his feelings for me. Before you think that we owe you any thanks, think again, old man! We would've admitted that without your help. If anything, you owe us… Fine, maybe you don't.

Kurama told me something very interesting about you. You bring gifts to people, which is the main reason for writing this letter. So, old man, this is what I want. I want, more than anything else, a ring. Not just any petty ring. This ring has to be something that a certain someone will like. If you won't bring that, then I'll kill… I'll do something awful, old man, something you will regret.

There are two more things I want. I want a new sword since Yusuke Urameshi broke the one I had. (Which is why you shouldn't give him anything.) And the last thing I want is for Kuwabara (the oaf) to die… Or at least go away until Yukina finds someone else to love.

Compare to other letters you will get, mine is easy to complete. Yes, I know you have to check if I've been nice, but that won't be a problem. I will see you again, Santa, so beware if you fail to deliver what I want.

-Hiei

P.S. Kurama sends his regards.

End.