Required Phrase: "I nearly peed myself laughing"
"Just take it, Crabbe!" I ordered. "When did you start questioning my orders anyway?"
"I don't know, Malfoy," Crabbe said in his soft grunt of a voice. "You didn't tell me what this potion would do-"
"Drink the dang potion!" I yelled. Time spent arguing is time wasted when you work for the Dark Lord.
He gave me a nervous glance, then downed the potion. My thickset minion with the pudding-bowl haircut morphed into… a first year Hufflepuff girl.
I nearly peed myself laughing, or rather, trying not to laugh at the confused "girl" in front of me.
Maybe this mission had perks after all.
