Tigerstar
Tigerstar gathered his newest kits; Hawk, Moth, and Tadpole, around him. "Kits, ready to hear about the time I worked a Burger King?" he asked. His kits nodded their little heads.
~Flashback~
Tigerstar shifted the hat in his head. It was his least favorite time of the day; lunch rush. Cats and Twolegs alike came by and ordered one thing after another. A orange car pulled up. Great, Firestar. What does he want now! he thought to himself. Firestar rolled down the window at the drive-thru. "Hello sir and welcome to Burger King, may I take your order?" Tigerstar asked for the 33th time today.
"I WANT A WHOPPER!" Firestar yelled. Tigerstar blinked.
"Um.." he managed to say before Firestar yelled again.
"I WANT A WHOPPER, I ORDERED LARGE FRIES!" he yelled. Tigerstar blinked again.
"Um, excuse me, Godzilla. We sell food here, not missles General. Now, DRIVE AROUND!" Tigerstar said, sighing with relief. He rubbed his ears to find blood. "Great, that idiot made my ears bled." he mumbled. A red Ford Mustang drove up. "Hello, miss, may I take your order?" he asked, being an flirt.
"I would like some chicken fires, some pickles, burger, and some pickles. And the pickles! And the pickles! And the pickles!" she said, making Tigerstar go wide-eyed.
"Um, miss, you obviously want some pickles. Are you trying to molest me via drive-thru. HELLO!" he said. Silcence came for awhile.
"Chicken tenders. And sweet sauce, all over my body." she said. Tigerstar again went wide-eyed.
"Okay, drive around." he said. He turned to the cook. GET THE LADY SOME SWEET SAUCE, HER WAY!" he yelled. After the whole thing was over, came the last car of the day. "Welcome to BK, may I take your order?" he asked.
"Wamp wamp, wamp wamp, wamp wampwamp wamp." said the Twoleg.
"You want what?" he asked.
"Wamp wampo, wamp wamp wamp wamp." said the Twoleg, irritated.
"You want a wamp?" Tigerstar asked. The twoleg threw a screwdriver at Tigerstar and drove away.
~Flashback ends~
"And that's how I met your mother!" he said, ending his story. Moth tilted her head.
"I thought you were telling us about how you worked at Burger King?" she said, Hawk and Tadpole nodded their heads. Tigerstar sighed.
"I also meet your mom there. Any more questions?" he asked. Tadpole raised his paw. "Yes, Tadpole?" he said.
"And the pickles!" he said. Tigerstar yelled and jumped off a cliff.
~In StarClan~
Tigerstar woke in StarClan to see his mother. "Tigerstar, you just lost your first life." she said. He rubbed his head.
"How? Tigerstar asked.
"Your kits were saying 'and the pickles' and drove you crazy." she said.
~Back in ShadowClan~
Tigerstar went back to his kits. "Any more questions?" he asked.
~8 more times later~
Tigerstar woke up in StarClan. "You have lost your last life." Bluestar said. Tigerstar sighed.
"Do I get to stay here?" he asked. Bluestar shook her head.
"No, your going to the Place of No Stars, or, the Dark Forest." she said, Blackness enveloped him. He awoke to Brokenstar.
"Welcome, Tigerstar." he said, as kits surrounded him.
"AND THE PICKLES!" they said. Tigerstar screamed.
And that is how Tigerstar lost his nine lives.
AN: Liked it? Ask me in reviews about what cats and what jobs I should do. I already got chapters 2 and 3 planned out. Please review, review, and favorite!
