Author's Note: Yay! This will be the first thing that I've posted on here! Anyways, it's like a little drabble series for the Vocaloids! I might include my own, which I will make into an offical UTAUloid once I get that program! The drabbles will be nursery rhymes and stories like Little Red Riding Hood, only the Vocaloids way. I will match which Vocaloid that I feels that best fits with the nursery rhymes. Like the twins will be Jack and Jill. I hope that you enjoy!

I don't own any of these Vocaloids or any of these nursery rhymes! If they did then the nursery rhymes would have been terrible and not for kids!

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One day, Little Miss Evil, also known as Rin Kagamine, had decided to have a picnic. It was raining though. So she decided to have one indoors. Rin was going to eat broche, oranges, and bananas. Since no one likes to have their picnic be disturbed, Rin decided to eat in an old, forgotten room that no one ever went in.

"You want to eat in here?" Len Kagamine, her twin and faithful servant, asked. "It's all dusty in here."

"Oh, it's fine, Len~! Now. Just set the blanket and food out right here, by this corner!"

Len sighed. The corner was especially dusty with a huge spiderweb just above their heads. Just like he was ordered to though, Rin's twin placed the blanket down and sent a plate and a bowl down on it. A bunch of bananas sat inbetween the two. Len also placed a small stool, so that Rin wouldn't have to sit on the dirty floor. He was then dismissed.

Rin clapped her hands and said, "Thanks for the food!" The blonde began eating all crazy now that no one was watching her and she didn't have to be somewhat lady-like.

In the web above her sat a big purple spider. Being all creepy, it was watching Rin eat. Then the spider got hungry watching the evil princess eat. So he decided to ask her for a bite or if she had any eggplants instead. Which is weird because spiders don't eat eggplants.

The spider lowered itself down with a piece of silk thread and used one of its long, hairy legs to tap her on the shoulder. "Exuse me, mi-"

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHH! RAPIST!"

That was what really happened... Well, at least the last part. They couldn't tell that to little kids though. So she just ran off instead of screaming that the spider was a rapist.

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AN: So I made Gakupo the spider. I wasn't so sure who the spider should be so I choose him! I don't like him that much either anyways.

I hope that you enjoyed it! If not, then there will be plenty of others that you'll enjoy later on! So, bye bye!