Bloody-Chan: "Konnichiwa all you great readers,this is my first story and..."
Naruto: "Well lets just hope it's not stupid."
Sakura: Knocks him upside the head. "Shut up Baka that was mean"
Naruto: "But Sakura-Chaaaaaaaaaaan"
Sakura: "No buts look what you did" Points to Bloody-Chan.
Bloody-Chan: Is sitting in a corner crying anime tears.
Naruto: "Oh"
Bloody-Chan: Sniff. "Well hopefully you will like it,now onto the story"
Hitomi: "It's ok Bloody-Chan Nii-san is a baka(idiot) sometimes" Pats bloody-chan's back."Now please read the story"

Declamer:I do not own Naruto (A/N or Naruto Shippuden) if I did,well lets just say things would be a little different.
((A/N)
"Hello"Talking
Hello thinking
Flashback
sceen change
------time change-----
Naruto and Hitomi talking at the same time

Chapter 1:The Kyuubi & Zyuubi's attack.

(Yondaime's POV)
Here I am still paceing my office trying to plan out a way to kill the two demons outside,One is the Kyuubi No Yoko with it's nine tails that just one could topple mountains or creat Tsunamis with a single swip of it's tail,The second is the Zyuubi No Yoko or as known to some as Kyuubi's Sister and also the Ten-Tailed Fox.
Sighs and looks at his beloved Village being destoyed and can only come up with one way to save it.

Seal them into babes.

Now you may be wondering why I would have to seal them into little beings shuch as babys.Well if I were to seal them into an adult they would die and the demons would be let free,And I would have to start over if I could,but for what I'm going to do I would die putting the demons into someone because I would be sighning a contract with the Shiganme or A.K.A the Death God.I would need a baby who's chakra pathways were not developed yet,and in this case I would need two babys.

Continues to pace my office when some ninja runs into my office,him having gray hair off to one side,A mask covering the botten half of his face while his Hitai-ate comes down and covers his right eye.Also with two little sleeping babys in his arms. (A/N: I'm shur you all know who i'm talking about Kakashi)

"Yondaime-Sensei" Says the Ninja. I turn around and smile softly."Hey Kakashi." Looks at his arms. "I see you have brought what I have asked for" Sees him nod. "I have and Sandaime-Sama will be here in just a second" Just as he said that an old man that looks really old walk in. "Ah Sandaime-Sama I need to ask you something..."I say. "Yes Arashi?"Says the old man. "When I die try to make the village see these two as hero's and not the demons they will be holding" "I will try my very best Arashi."Says the Sandaime. I bow. "Thank you"

Walks over to Kakashi and takes the babys out of his arms,Then walks outside into the battle feild and sumons the boss-toad Gamabunta. "Hm...I guess this will be your last ride on me won't it gaki (1)" Says the gient toad. "Yes it will be Boss...I need you to get me as close as you can to the two demons over there" "Hai (2) gaki" Gamabunta starts jumping over to them as I lay the babys down and start making hand seals to summon the death-god.

Once we reach them I finish the last seal and the death-god appers behind me and pulls the demons mind and chakra from there bodys and pull them to me as I hold the babys in my arms and when the demons get close enough I moves the babys infrunt of me and they get pulled into them,When this happens Naruto grows blood red fox ears and one tail,while Hitomi grows a dark orange ears and one tail,the death god then brings his arm threw me and takes my soul but before I tell Gamabunta. "The one with 3 wiskers on each cheek and the blood red tail and ears is Naruto Uzumaki with the Kyuubi No Kitsune and the one with 4 wiskers on each and the dark orange ears and tail is Hitomi Uzumaki with the Zyuubi No Kitsune,please tell Sandaime-Sama this..." Starts falling as Gamabunta picks me and the babys up with his tongue and takes us to the Sandaime at the Hokage tower.

------12 years later ((Naruto's POV))
Hehe this will be our best prank ever. Dips the brush back into the paint then looks to his side to see his sister doing the same.She wears the same thing as me,an orange jacket and pants with a little blue on the sholders,A pair of goggles on our head that the old man got us for our 4th birthday.The only difference between us is that she has 4 wisker like marks on her face and two dark orange tails behind her and ears the same color while I only have 3 wisker like marks and two blood red tails and ears. "The villagers won't know what hit them" Says Hitomi. "You got that right sis" Continues to paint the third Hokage's and the forth hokage's face while his sis does the second's and the first's.

Hokage tower(Sarutobi's POV)(Third Hokage) "Lord Hokage!!!" Says a random ninja. "Yes? What is it? Some new outrage by the Uzumaki twins I presume?" I say. Random ninja says."The young Devil's are graffitiing the mountainside images of all the heroes of our village-Your honored Faces. IN PAINT"
I sigh and stand up putting my brush down next to a doncument and put my hat back on.

Infront of the Hokage Mountain (Hitomi's POV)
"ENOUGH WITH THE STUPID PRANKS!"
"WERE SICK OF IT! GROW THE HECK UP!" "YOU ARE DEAD WHEN WE CATCH YOU TWO! YOU KNOW THAT?"
"Look at them..." The vilagers keep talking.
"LOOOOOSERS"
Naruto."WANNA-BE'S"
"YOU DON'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES!"
Naruto."TO DO SOMETHING THIS LOW!
"WE RULE AND YOU DROOL!!"

(Normal POV)
The Hokage Looks up at the twins and sighs. "You know.." Gets cut off as a ninja lands near him. "Lord Hokage...I can't apologize enough..."Said the ninja. "Oh,Is that you Iruka...?" Says the Hokage. Iruka takes in a big breath. "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING YOU IDIOTS? GET DOWN FROM THERE NOW AND GET BACK TO CLASS!"The Uzumaki twins look at each other before screaming. "KUSO(3)!! IT'S IRUKA-SENSEI.WERE SO SCREWED!"

Classroom (Hitomi's POV) Here we are sitting on the floor tied up...again.While Iruka-Sensei is giving us a lecture...Again. "Tomarrow all your classmates will pass the final and graduate from the ninja academy,But the last two times this day came around,You two flunked every course you'd taken in the secret arts.So you chose NOW for your stupid tricks? You Morons!"Says Iruka. "Sir,Yes.Sir"

Iruka says."Today in class we'll be reviewing the art of Transformation." The class. "WHAT???!!!!!!" Iruka."All you need to do is...Conjure a form that looks like me!" Kid after kid lines up saying things like."This is all the Uzumaki twins fault" and "Why did the twins have to be in OUR class." and so on.

After a couple kids Iruka-sensei says that it's my turn so I walk up and put my hands into the corect handseal and build up a little chakra and I transform into a perfict Iruka the only difference is that mine has a dazed look and toilet paper up the nose with a little blood on it.Then Iruka has to say."Very good the only problem is that I don't have toilet paper stuck up my nose with blood comming out." "Well at least not yet anyway..." I snicker softly to myself waiting for my brother while Iruka-Sensei looks at me like 'What do you mean?'.

My brother walks infront of Iruka-Sensei and puts his hands in the corect seal and all of a sudden Iruka felt something bad was about to happen.Naruto-Nii-San(4) was acting as innocent as a newborn babe,but his eyes told a different story.
"Transform!" Naruto yelled.
He cloaked himself in smoke while Iruka-Sensei watched with anxiety.Soon a vision emerged from behind the smoke. "I call it Sexy Jutsu!" Naruto said with pride.

I start laughing softly as a completely nakid girl,like a model from one of those perverted magazines,was posing prettily on one leg.The weird thing was everyone thought they recongnized her.

(Normal POV)
Iruka felt hot liquid in his nose and cupped his hand under his nostrils.His hand started to get coverd in blood.
"Hey Baby!" the nakid girl said in Naruto's voice.She struck another sexy pose..Iruka's nosebleed came full force.His consciosness was going away fast. "Ain's she cool?" Naruto sniggered.

Just hearing Naruto's voice brought Iruka back to earth again as he runs to his desk and puts toilet paper up his nose.He jumped up and instantly went on a rampage as Hitomi says "Like I said,Not yet Iruka-Sensei!" Iruka then glares at her before yelling at Naruto. "You fool! Don't invent stupid jutsu like that!" Iruka roared,Jerking Naruto away by his coler then grabing Hitomi's arm also.

"But,Sensei! What about the quiz?" Someone asked. "Iruka turned around and says. "We're done for today student's just study on your own untill the end of class."Yay! We get to study on our own!"Yelled the class.

TBC


Bloody-Chan: "I'm really,really sorry but I can't put much more then this on at a time because my computer won't let me" The sound of someone kicking a computer can be heard. "Please read and revew,remember the more I get from you the more chakra I have to wright,so I can put up more chapters." Grabs Naruto by his ear.

Naruto:"OWW,Whats that for"

Bloody-chan: "Do the ending for me Naruto" Looks at Hitomi also. "And can you help him"

Hitomi:"Sure"

Naruto and Hitomi:"Lets get started,Please read and revew,more revews are like chakra for Bloody-Chan,the more revews the more chakra,the more chakra the more she wrights for all of you"

Everyone:"Ja-Ne(5) all"

Translations.
(1)GakiBrat (2) HaiYes (3)KusoDamn it (4)Nii-sanBrother (5) Ja-NeGood Bye

Side one Nii-Chansister.