This is my second fanfic story and my longest. This one took a bit longer and it was a bit harder. I hope you like it.

Chapter 1

Mr. Coolhead the boy who lived

Mr. Coolhead was just and ordinary kid just starting prep. at the age 18 and…wait that's not very ordinary… oh well he was eighteen or that's what I heard from guy on the internet…anyway lets move on. So Mr. Coolhead was just an unordinary kid starting prep. who just happened to be watching the scariest movie he had ever seen rated PG!!! and his parents were just lying on the ground like they had been for the last couple of years… (The only thing they do all day is… Just lay on the ground like that all day doing nothing). While he was watching the movie there was a knock on the door. Mr. Coolhead answered it. There was a man wearing a black hood just like in the movie he was watching. The man said "Would you like some cookies for the Sunday school's charity fund?"

"But you're a man!"

"Well it's not my fault I enjoy the company of girls more than boys…I mean… DID YOU INSULT THE GREAT LORD VOLDILOCKS!!!" said the strange looking man.

"Why ask me I'm only in prep? And if you need my parents they're down that hall to the right lying on the ground as usual…"explained Mr. Coolhead. Then Lord Voldilocks came in the door pointed a stick at him, he mumbled some words, there was a flash of green light and he was out to it.

The End (or you think so…)

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.

Did you like it???...Did you?...DID YOU!!!???... oh well if you did can you please write a review because I have only had one and if you didn't…I Will make you eat more and more dreaded Milk and Cookies until you DOOOOO!!!