A/N: So, this is my first story. Slight sasunaru, mostly funny. At least I think it's kinda funny. Enjoy.

Disclamer: If I owned Naruto, Gaara would be MINE.

Uchiha Sasuke woke up to the very loud sound of his alarm clock ringing.

He groaned and rolled over. It continued to ring, much to his annoyance.

After about six minutes, he chucked it at the wall, yelling, "Bastard!"

(A/N: Sorry, I just had to have him yell at his alarm clock )

He got out of bed, rubbing his eyes. Randomly, his older brother Itachi burst through the wall, throwing Sasuke to the wall, screaming, "Rubbing your eyes will only give them more wrinkles! Don't you know that, foolish little brother?"

Sasuke, very mad at being hurled to the floor, quickly yelled at Itachi as he ran away, "Leave me alone! And stop randomly running through walls to find me!"

Itachi far away merely giggled stupidly. Sasuke smacked his hand to his forehead and complained, "The hell am I going to fix this?!" He sighed and then remembered that he was a Uchiha…Which means he has to act cool. The bangs across his face randomly spread themselves into position and he went into the bathroom to get ready for school.

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Uzumaki Naruto slept in far too long. The only thing that woke him is when he fell clumsily off his bed onto the floor. "My head," he moaned, getting up.

He yawned, still half asleep, and dragged himself over to the kitchen to eat ramen for breakfast.

(A/N: Of course he has ramen for breakfast. This is Naruto we're talking about after all.)

"What time is it?" He asked to no one in particular. He looked at the clock, and then stared at his ramen. "Heh, that's funny," he said. "The clock says it's 11:04." Naruto paused for a few seconds, his brain very slowly processing this information.

"Wait a sec…" Naruto said.

Naruto ran all the way to school, panting heavily once he arrived. He got in the lunch line to find Kiba in front of him. "Hey…Kiba…" he gasped.

"Why are you so late? And why… are you panting?" Kiba curiously asked.

"Long story," Naruto sighed. He glanced over at a in-a-very-bad-mood Sasuke sitting at a table all alone. Part of the table had been scorched through, and the people sitting at the tables surrounding him seemed to be in shock.

"What happened there?" Naruto asked. "Long story," Kiba replied.

"O…K," Naruto slowly said. "Hey you! Blondie!" A random voice said. "Huh?" Naruto turned around to see the fat and hideous lunch lady staring at him. "Your food…" she said. "Oh right!" Naruto grabbed it and followed Kiba, but not before going by Sasuke.

"Hey Sasuke-teme!" He happily exclaimed. "….." "I, um overslept! What about you?" "…" "God, what got up your ass this morning?" Sasuke glared at him, a glare that would make Sabuku no Gaara running away. Naruto almost screamed as he slowly backed away.

He settled down next to Kiba, Lee, and yeah. Other people that I am too lazy to name.

He caught Kiba arguing with Lee. "I'm telling you, it's impossible for the lotus to bloom twice, Lee! It can only bloom in spring!" Lee turned his head away scornfully. "You obviously do not understand the power of youth in the lotus blooming."

Naruto kept glancing at Sasuke, much to the others' confusion. "Um…Naruto?" Kiba asked. "….Yeah…." "Stop staring at Sasuke. You're acting like you like love him or something."

Naruto quickly snapped his head around, growling, "Kiba you hentai! I hate Sasuke-teme! He's a bastard!" Even so, Kiba caught the blush that spread on Naruto's face "Oh really?" he smirked. Akamaru randomly barked.

"Yeah!" Naruto exclaimed, although inside, his stomach churned nervously. He turned back to see that Sasuke had already left. "Damn it," he thought. "Hey you guys know what the hell is up with Sasuke? He's been 100 percent bastard lately," Naruto asked. "Oh yeah? And what is he normally?!" Ino snapped. 50 percent bastard!" "…." "I heard that his older brother from Connecticut has come to visit him and he's driving Sasuke insane!" Lee stated.

Older brother from Connecticut? Naruto pondered. Hmmm….

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Sasuke gloomed in his shadow, counting how many nights that he hadn't slept, until an annoying dobe came over to his table, pestering him. "God what got up your ass this morning?" As soon as he heard that, he gave Naruto a very nasty glare.

He was NOT in the mood.

Sasuke almost fell asleep in class, which is something no one would have ever dreamed that he would ever do. He couldn't stand Itachi.

Why can't they just let me live alone? I've been fine for the past few months! Sasuke silently sighed. If only Mom and Dad hadn't died in that car crash….

And with that, the dark-haired Uchiha collapsed on his desk.

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Unfortunately, Naruto happened to have been watching Sasuke for reasons un-known to him. Perfect chance! He thought, his mind filled with evil thoughts of what to do with the dosing Uchiha.

(A/N: No, I didn't mean that in a perverted way, all you hentais out there!)

Naruto picked the most cruel and embarrassing one of the ideas. Bingo! He thought. He was so excited about torturing Sasuke that he started rolling on the floor laughing.

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Sakura was trying to pay attention to Iruka's lecture when suddenly she heard Naruto laughing like an idiot. The whole class did, as a matter of fact. Sweat dropping, she hoped that he wasn't doing anything stupid….

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At first, there was all blackness. Then suddenly, Sasuke saw…..the alarm clock!

Frowning, he yelled at it, "The hell are you doing in my dream?' He randomly stared at his right to find a. .mallet! "Oh I get the idea," he said, his voice full of evil intentions.

The alarm clock sweat dropped.

Little did everyone know that when Sasuke was having a good dream, he tended to snore. Really loudly. I mean REALLY loudly. Like there was a foghorn or something. And right now, Sasuke happened to be enjoying himself very much.

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Naruto turned to Shikamaru and asked him, "Hey, Shika, help me out with something here!" Shikamaru, who had been resting, turned his head away and whined, "Too troublesome." "Goddamnit, Shika! It'll only take you a minute!" " …" "…." "…Fine."

Naruto cackled like a mad-man. Shikamaru sweat-dropped and hoped that he wasn't going to regret whatever he was doing.Naruto snuck out of his seat and slid over to Sasuke's seat, which wasn't very hard, since it was right next to his.

He leaned close to Sasuke and began to get in a position to drag him away. Suddenly, he realized that his face was right next to Sasuke's, almost touching. His face turned red and he swallowed. "Why…do I feel so nervous when I am around him?" Naruto wondered, frowning.

As soon as he put his arm around Sasuke, Sasuke began to snort loudly and snore. Holy crap, he's like a bear that has a hangover! Naruto thought, sweat dropping. Naruto was so shocked by Sasuke's loudness that he froze right where he was.

Unfortunately for Naruto, the whole class had turned around to see what was going on.

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Iruka heard a strange noise coming from the back of the class. Is someone choking? He wondered as he turned around. He saw a very strange sight indeed. Naruto was bent over, hugging Sasuke. Sasuke was snoring extremely loudly.

He sweat-dropped and cleared his throat. "As I was saying," he began again.

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Luckily for Naruto, the class was so bored by Iruka's lecture, that they were too bored to care if Naruto was awkwardly hugging Sasuke.

Naruto suddenly realized that he should get off Sasuke. Wait, that sounded wrong. Naruto blushed again as he realized that he was slightly on top of Sasuke. So close to him…his beautiful silky black hair, his dark blue Uchiha shirt….

Naruto began to day-dream of him and Sasuke together, alone in the forest at night…

Suddenly his fantasies were interrupted by Shikamaru asking him, "Are you just going to sit there and hump Sasuke forever?"

Naruto immediately jumped off Sasuke, embarrassed. "I'm not HUMPING him, you sick-minded lazy ass!" Naruto growled.

Shikamaru sighed. "Are we going to get on with the plan on of these days!"

The plan!

"Yeah, let's do it now!" "Then go grab Sasuke and leave!" "R-right."

Naruto snatched the un-conscious Sasuke and stuffed him down a old trap door he made. "Heh. Now the fun starts," he thought.

"NARUTO!" Iruka yelled! Naruto quickly stumbled back into his desk. "Yes, Iruka-sensei?" He asked shakily, hoping Iruka didn't see him by his trap door. If so, he was screwed.

"…Where's Sasuke?" Naruto sighed a sigh of relief. "He um…had to use go pee."

Iruka raised an eyebrow. "Oh really? Then why didn't I see him go out of the room." "He, um….." Naruto sweated heavily, trying to come up with an excuse.

"You must have been so involved in your lecture that you didn't see him," Kiba promptly responded.

Iruka, still suspicious, merely turned back around. Kiba winked at the confused Naruto. You owe me one, he thought. Follow me down the door, Naruto mouthed to all his friends, unfortunately, most of them were asleep, except for Kiba.

Kiba nodded and slipped away from his desk. No one except Hinata noticed the two ninjas slowly go down the trap door and out of the academy.

…….N-Naruto?...she wondered in awe as they seemed to disappear through the floor boards.

A/N: Hope you guys liked it I'm trying to make it funny, but I want some heavenly sasunaru in there too. Next chappy will be up soon.

REVIEW or I'll send a very angry Sabuku no Gaara and a battle full of alarm clocks after you!!!...Really, please review. I need feedback to know if I should continue. Thanks guys.

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