Granger?!

"I don't mean to be rude but, what are you doing here?"

"I've come to bring you home, you are not Hermione Granger, you are Hermione Snape."

I laughed hysterically "Um…OK!" That's all I remember before I was enveloped by darkness.

"HERMIONE! WAKE UP!" I woke to find Professor Snape standing over me, trying to shake me awake.

"Oh, shit…"

"I have a lot to explain…"

"Do I have any siblings?"

"Yes, you have two older brothers, twins. You also have two brothers the same age as you, you three are triplets."

"What are their names?"

"The twins are called James and Tom and you other brothers are called Rupert and Daniel."

"Am I still called Hermione?"

"Yes, you're named after your late mother who was killed just before I hid you with our friends in the muggle world."

"Do I still look like this?" I said indicating to myself.

"We put a charm on you, do you want me to lift it?" I nodded, too overwhelmed to speak. I felt a cool wave pass over me. I ran to a mirror.

"Oh, my, gosh…" My hair was black and tamed; my skin was an olive coloured; I had brown eyes; I had got taller; my legs we longer and I was a bit more developed in the chest area. I actually looked like myself except from a few colour changes.

"I know this is a lot to take in but would you like to go and meet your brothers?"

"YES!" I was passed the initial shock now I was more excited than anything. I looked over at my 'parents' and they just nodded; not even fazed. I grabbed professor…dad's hand we disaparated.

I walked into my new house and I was immediately tackled into a bear hug, which ended up on the floor.

"Boys, get off your sister!" Snape bellowed. They stood up and I stood up too.

"Hello, I'm Hermione, I recognise you lot, did you go to Hogwarts?"

"Yeah, that and we're your brothers!" The oldest said.

"I know! What house were you in?" I regretted saying it as soon as I had said it. James and Tom said 'Slytherin' but to my surprise Rupert and Daniel said 'Ravenclaw!'

"Me and Tom and going to be doing this new Eighth year and you are going to be doing your seventh year with Rupert and Daniel!" I looked at the twins and noticed they had brown hair instead of black, must be my mothers. I looked just like my other brothers though!

"Hermione, I am really sorry, but you know Mr Malfoy. Well he may be coming to dinner with his mother…" I winced "I am sorry but he is my godson!"

"Fine, but I need to invite Harry and Ron over, there is no way Malfoy is knowing about this before my boyfriend!"

"BOYFRIEND!" They all shouted.

"Yes, Ron, and Harry is like my brother, no offence you guys!"

"No, lets rewind, BOYFRIEND!"

"Oh god guys, give it a rest already. Now if you don't mind I will be going to get ready!"

"Your luggage is in your room and I'll get in contact with Mr Potter and Mr Weasley."

"NO! I'll text them!" He nodded and I ran upstairs. It was summer so I was going to wear a dress. It was red and it was a halter-neck it came to about mid-thigh. I ran downstairs but I was immediately grabbed by my brothers.

"Where do you think you are going in that?"

"To greet my guests…"

"No, go and put something else on, way too revealing!" I laughed shook my head and I walked past them. I walked into the room and I ran to Ron.

"Gerrof me, I've got a girlfriend!"

"Thanks, but I know, I am her! I need to tell you something!"

"Bloody hell Hermione, you look amazing, not that you didn't before!" I laughed.

"I don't quite know how to tell you but, I'm now Hermione Snape, Snape is my dad…"

"Well…that's a shock!" Harry spoke for the first time.

"You're telling me, do you want to meet my brothers?" They nodded. Ron grabbed me by the waist and I led them through to the foyer where the boys were still.

"Boys, these are my brothers. Brothers this is Ron my boyfriend and this is Harry another brother!" They smiled politely at Harry but glared at Ron and then stared at his hand.

"Would you mind taking you hand and moving it from my sisters waist?!" Tom said.

"Um" Ron blushed.

"OI! He is allowed his is my boyfriend!" All of a sudden Ron was picked up by my brothers and they ran off with him. "Oh, my god! GET OFF HIM!" I ran after them with Harry in tow. It took me two hours to get Ron back and that was only after an hour of interrogation he had to endure. He came out looking rather shaken. After an hour of catching up I needed to go.

"It was lovely seeing you two but I have to get help Snape cook, I have been here for a matter of hours and I still know how bad a cook he is!" I gave harry a kiss on the cheek and he went outside. I then gave Ron a big kiss on the lips but my brothers came out shouting 'what did we tell you?!' and he was taken out of my grasp once again and he was taken and literally thrown into the floo. "That was unnecessary boys!"

"Sorry Mimi…" They all mumbled. I walked with them to the kitchen.

"Right, Attention!" They all got in a line in the kitchen I grabbed four aprons and chucked them at the boys. "You are going to be preparing a roast dinner for seven! Tom, you're on veg prep!" He saluted, nodded and then he went to the vegetables and put on his apron. "James you are on Gravy duty, it needs to be just right!" He too saluted, nodded and went to his station. "Dan, you are going to be on meat with Rupert!" They both saluted, nodded and went outside to get the meat. "Last but not least! Dad you are going to do washing up and setting the table, Something you can't mess up!" He looked at me confused.

"So what are you doing?"

"I am going to go and get your outfits ready and then I am going to get ready! I am the hostess!" He grumbled but still went.

I rushed upstairs picked their suits set them out on their beds. I then went into my room and started to get ready. I put on a pink-purple dress which was strapless and it had a thick black belt. I then but on black heels and some pearls. I walked downstairs and I was pleased with their work, I made sure the food looked nice and they placed it on the table. I then made sure they looked good in their shirts. I ushered them downstairs and then I ran back upstairs to put in some earrings. I heard the doorbell and I ran to the top of the steps, I saw Malfoy looking rather gentlemanly in a suit and bow tie.

I descended the grand staircase, it was very grand, and I saw Malfoy turn to me. Once I had gotten to the bottom his jaw was open, I felt like laughing. Then he realised who I was.

"This is my daughter-" my dad started

"Granger?!"