"so this is the place," i thought to myself as i looked up at a large building with the word red painted on the front. As I walked up to it, two large sentry guns appeared out of nowhere behind me. No place to run if this didn't go well. "umm, I'm here for the job opening!" i called out. After a few seconds, the door in front of me opened up and a man in a construction worker's hat and overalls walked up to me. "you best stand still, or there won't be much left of you when those sentries go off, boy,'' he said in a calm but menacing voice. He was definitely from texas. "MMMM MMMMMM!" a man in what i can only describe as a full body gas mask yelled as he ran out the door and handed me a rubber duck. "pyro! I zaid not to talk to him unless we knew he wazn't from blu team!" a man in a lab coat was yelling as he ran out the door after the man named pyro. "So who's the wanker that's gettin' put on our team?" asked an australian man as he also came out the door. "I told ya'll to stay put!" the man in the overalls yelled. "WHERE IS SHASHA!?" a behemoth of a man boomed as he ran out the doorway with a sandwich in his hand. "WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?" he yelled at me.

"who?" I asked as politely as i could. I certainly didn't want to be on this guys bad side. he could probably snap my spine in under two seconds. "OW!" i said as a baseball hit me on the forehead. "Hey knucklehead!" a man who I'm guessing is from new jersey yelled from one of the windows. "i'm talking to you!". he then threw another baseball at me, which i dodged. "you got any gum?" he asked.

"Well, no, not at the moment," i called up to him.

"aw crap," he said, stepping away from the window.

" Welcome," a french man with a mask that only hid his eyes and mouth said to me.

"Sorry about ze harsh velcome!" the lab coated man said to me while trying to calm pyro down. "welcome to the team, I guess" said the overalled man gloomily. "i really wanted to test out that new sentry gun before the next fight," he added in an undertone. I could tell that this was the start of a beautiful friendship. Hopefully.