Part 2 of Raziels crappy events

Soul Reaver story

Raziels worst day off

Today was a great day for Raziel; it was his day off,

the first day he's been able to scrounge from the octopi Halloween

reject in a millennium.

He had his day planned for at least 100 years and wanted to make

The best of his day.

Mostly to have some fun, so he's charged his Reaver full of souls

and decided to visit Kain the vampire, "hehehehehehehe,

I'll make him pay for pushing me into that abyss"

"Now where does Kain live again? Damn!"

Sighing he clicks on to his laptop to go on to yahoo maps,

he types in the search box 'Kains mansion' hoping to get

The result he wanted…

He scrolls through the results….."Kains pizza pallor,

Kains hair salon, Kain, Kains ah! Kains mansion...Hmm

I never imagined it would actually be on here" he clicks

on the link "woo a map!" he clicks on the map link and

Waits for it to load.

"Hmm didn't load that time" he clicks on the link again,

it still doesn't load, he impatiently continuously keeps

clicking the link "FUCKING MACHINE WORK!!" he stands up

knocking the chair down behind him "Listen here you useless

fucking useless bastard I said LOAD! At that moment the laptop switches

off, Raziels face fills with disbelief, he summons his soul Reaver

and starts to beat the laptop repeatedly till it turns to dust

"Damn knew I shouldn't have bought it from EBay"

He shouts at the remains of his laptop "FINE,

I'll find my own way there…SEE IF I CARE" he

continues under his breath "useless fucking piece of machinery"

He stands up and walks out the front door slamming it behind him...

"Up, up and AWAY...oh yeah I don't have wings anymore damn…thanks

a lot KAIN"

"I suppose I'm gonna have to walk" he sighs "where the heck do I start?"

Raziel looks ahead towards two paths, the left one is a clear sunny path the right one is dead with burnt trees and brambles, (dumb moment) "LETS GO TO THE ONE ON THE RIGHT!" he continues down the condemned path.

"whoa this place is kinda creepy……AHHHH!" he leaps up and grabbed the tree branch above him "few it was just the wind I knew that" he laughs to him self as his continues down the path "There's one!" shouts a man in front of him

(in Raziels head) "oh bloody hell vampire hunters, why the hell do they come after me….I'm not even a vampire….. (anymore)"…"why do you plague this earth vampire, "OH FOR THE LAST TIME IM NOT A VAMPIRE!""oh then carry on" Raziel "Dumb asses"

As Raziel finds himself coming to the end of the path he see's a large old mansion and heads for the main gate "YES THERE IT IS…I told you I could find it…in YOUR FACE LAPTOP"

As Raziel FINALLY finds his way to Kains mansion and rings the buzzer, a voice comes on to the speaker "Hi there this is Kain the vampire, scion of balance I'm not here on the moment as I am currently on business at a business lunch (hehehehehe) so if you want to leave a message I'll get back to you in about 100 years" Raziel falls to his knees "you mean I went through all that torture for NOTHING!, THIS IS MY WORST DAY OFF EVER!!" Raziel stands up and turns toward the path "Oh wait how the hell do I get back…..DAMN YOU LAPTOP!!!!!!!"

THE END