It's me and my friend's story, and we do not own twilight or Leah, although we do own Sami….
It was our one year anniversary when Embry dumped me.
Her name was Karen and she was Embry's imprint.
I couldn't believe it "not again!" I shouted, first Sam and then Embry, "I….I'm sorry Leah, she is just so…so perfect" I saw the look in his eyes and I knew I was screwed up again; once again my boyfriend dumps me for his imprint, who is the idiot who invented this thing, anyways?
So, I set in my room for a week, without talking to anyone, without answering Embry's sorry calls. And than I understood that I don't want to continue living that way anymore, and because that's the only way I could live, I don't wanna live anymore. When I understood that I was absolutely calm, I can end the torture people used to call my life, and when I thought about it, I remembered this one place who was perfect for cliff diving without the water which protects you.
Perfect.
I went out through the window and blocked my door with a chair, they would figure out im gone in about two hours, I hope I would be dead by then.
I crept through the forest, I thought about running as a wolf, but I was afraid that someone will read my mind.
When I finally got to the cliff I saw someone else there, I thought 'it's my place to suicide you BITCH', then he looked at me in surprise and said "hey, get lost, it's my place to suicide you BITCH!" I was shocked, I thought that first! "What are you a mind reader like that bloody blood sucker you jerk?"
"What? Mind reader? Blood sucker? Are you crazy or something?"
"Shut up and get lost, I get to suicide first! Ladies first ever heard of that one?" I shouted
"Of course but are you a lady?" he asked suspiciously
"No! But that counts!" I screamed
"If you are not a lady that doesn't count, besides I have a better reason"
"Ohh, yeah? Try me!"
"My girlfriend dumped me for another guy!" he said with self confidence
"Ohh... Yeah? Happened to me! Twice!"
"You had a girlfriend?"
"No! My boyfriends dumped me!"
"Ohh… well I flew all the way from Israel to suicide here!"
"Ohh…yeah? What's your name?"
"Sami!"
"Wow, you did came all the way from Israel, welcome to America"
"Thank you so much, now, may I jump first?"
"No! I'm a werewolf! Werewolves first!"
"You know what, I think you are crazy! You go first!"
"No, maybe you should go, you are a guest here after all…"
"No, no, no… werewolves first remember?"
"Yeah… but you came all the way from Israel? Respect dude!"
"Really? Thanks!"
"No problem"
"Any way, what do werewolves eat?"
"Lasagna…cookies… basically everything you can cook and some you can't, how about the people from Israel?"
"We eat Falafel and Shawarma…"
"What's that?"
"You know… dead cooked cats…"
"Sounds like Schnitzel!" we both laughed
"You should come to Israel and try it!"
"Wait…wait…wait…wait…wait… I'm trying to suicide here!"
"well, suicide in Israel after your Shawarma" and then Leah realized, that she really wants to taste this "Shawarma" Sami kept talking about, so Sami and Leah went to Israel, ate some Shawarma, realized they imprinted on each other and lived there happily until they died…
