Game Dev- By Aleximander.
"I've always wanted to make a game." Prings said, rasping his voice slightly to sound mysterious and cool and junk. "Last night, I made it come true." His bathroom was littered with shit he just bought at Animocon(animal anime convention). Naruto plushie, Sword Art Online beanie, the works. Prings Crispfield glanced at his reflection through his ill-cleaned mirror and grinned, pulling his SAO beanie over his eyes to look like Batman as he monolouged his thoughts. "Shit yeah. I'm a Game Developer now. I'm way more talented than everyone else. Shit(saying shit makes me sound like a badass), I'm not even being arrogant. It's not arrogance if it's true. Everyone is shit on my shoe. I'm unstoppable." After an hour of admiring himself he flushed his toilet(so as to appear he was taking a dump) and shoved his anime memorabilia down his pants so his parents couldn't find out he liked anime and reveal his powerlevel. Once in his room he deadbolted his door and set to work. How To Make Video Games was his first google search. Then How to Draw Anime. Then How to Draw Sexy Anime women. Finally he went to Fakku. Weeks passed. Months. Soon the anniversay of Prings' debut was near upon him. But Prings had something to show for it. He wasn't so good at drawing or storymaking or programming, but he was an ideaman at heart. He had put together a collection of art pieces found off google searches and compiled them into his masterpiece. Elisa: The Despair. It was about a young girl who lost her parents when she was very young so she was raised by bears or something and became this super badass but her bearmom still pesters her so she calls her while Elisa's trying to save the world all the time and it's really funny. Anyway Prings was really proud of it. Especially the cover. He had found this really moe anime badass girl picture from deviantart. He didn't ask for permission to use it but that's ok because if you put it on the internet it's free to use. He also got a really sad slow fast heavy dubstep song from Kevin McLeod. His music is sick. So Prings was super proud of it and he posted it on tumbr so he could start making some indie game dev cash like notch. Notch has a fedora. Fedoras are badass. When he finished it he showed all his friends and they were all like woah and stuff and super impressed with him so he went to the school newspaper. They were pretty reluctant to interview him till he told them he was an aspiringinspiring game designer with mad skills and shit and they ate that up and wrote a story about him and it was the shit and Prings was so fucking pumped he started on the next one the end.
