faust-well hello ladies and gentleman, ive decided to start a fairly random and (hopefully) funny series of stories involving everyones favourite half demoness...
Raven-what the hell? how did i get in this cage?
Faust-simply, i hired my good buddy Mercenary Clown to do it...
MC-hello little bird. im surprised you didn't notice me...are you not an empath?
Faust-Merc, your a sociopath...you dont have emotions...she cant feel whats not there...
MC-ahhh...yeah...forgot...by the way, where is my payment?
Faust-*shakes head* don't worry, i havent forgotten our deal...its over there
Raven-what are you going to do to me?
Faust-well, as i was explaining...i am out to put the record straight. i am a fan of BBxRAE, and many people are as well. but some just refuse to believe it...so im going to prove it.
Raven-*glances at MC, who is playing with a large box of bombs and guns* and how did kidnapping me accomplish that?
Faust-*chuckles* simply, little one...im going to have all these stories be about you with random guys from other stories.
MC-*starts laughing* and i get to pick the first guy...errr...more or less
Raven-im going to be sick...
MC-you might, because i have chosen already, meet your first "date"
with that, Raven looks over and notices a large figure standing in the corner, his huge frame seems to be wearing a leather outfit, and he is breathing heavily...
Raven-ummm...hello?
Mysterious figure-S.T.A.R.S!
Raven walks home, thinking about her long time BF, and sighs...they where having problems, he has been distant, even by her standards... he has gotton this obsession, and its destroying their relationship.
she looks up and notices him standing near an alley. she is confused when he ambles into the alley, and she hears a gunshot. she rushes to the alley and all she can see is his frame . she tries to look around him and spots blood splatters. He turns around and notices her. his eyes plead for her understanding. he is holding a young man by his throught, the life gone in his eyes. he is holding a pistol and wearing a police uniform.
"thats it...im done...i could handle th mutation...and even the lack of speech...bu now your obbsession has drawn the line for us." she cries, "we're finished Nemises!"
The hulking brute drops the man, and turns towards raven and as she storms off, he softly utters
"S.T.A.R.S"
as ive said, im bored
by the way, i dont own residant evil or teen titans
more to come
