Any homophobic comments will definitely NOT be appreciated. BoyxBoy GirlxGirl okay? If you don't like it - don't read. Simple as.
"C'mon Potter," Draco Malfoy growled, pulling Harry Potter along by the hand.
"Wait, Draco," Harry panted, slightly out of breath.
"What?" Draco asked, pulling Harry into an embrace and kissing him. When they pulled away, Harry's eyes were slightly glazed over.
"A-hem," Harry coughed, shaking himself out of his daze, "can you hear that?" he asked, cupping a hand to his ear.
"Wha-oh. Wow, yeah sounds like a couple snogging," Draco smirked, walking towards the sound. Harry jogged to catch up a little, and they found themselves face to face with the entrance to the Room of Requirement. Harry turned to Draco and grinned, before pushing open the door as quietly as he could and slipping in, closely followed by Draco. They creeped around boxes and shelves, hand in hand, getting closer towards the noise. Coming to a clearing, they found a sofa in the middle of an array of strange objects that looked like it belonged in the Lovegood's house.
And on that sofa…
Who should they find but…
Hermione Granger and Ginny Weasley... snogging each other senseless.
"Oh Merlin!" Harry cried, clapping a hand over his mouth. Draco's mouth was hanging open in shock and he was blinking more than usual.
The two girls pulled apart, horrified expressions plastered across both of their faces.
"Oh, um hi there gentlemen," Ginny said, trying to compose herself, as she unwrapped her legs from around Hermione's waist and slid off her lap.
"Wha-wha-ahem-WHA?" Harry stammered.
"Oh come on! You and Malfoy are going at it so you can't judge us!" Hermione cried impatiently.
"No we're-we're not-" he spluttered, trying to get some words out.
"Harry, his arms are draped around your waist," Ginny giggled.
"Well, well…" Draco started, letting his arms fall to his sides. The two couples stared at each other awkwardly.
"Our little secret?" Hermione whispered, breaking the awkward silence.
"Yes please," Harry all but pleaded.
"So, gentlemen, if you would gladly leave me and this fine young lady alone, we really must be getting back to the subject at hand," Ginny smirked, flicking her hair around before pulling Hermione down to lie on the sofa and seductively twiddling at her shirt buttons.
"We're gone!" Draco and Harry yelled, their hands plastered over their eyes, trying to find the way out.
"Hey, which way out is-" Harry started, opening his eyes for a brief second before crying out, "MY EYES, MY EYES! THEY'RE BURNING AAAHHH!" and running straight into a wall.
AN: Thanks for reading! Just thought I'd do a little jokey one-shot :D
