The Little Brat

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto! But a girl can dream.

Summery: What happens when Kisame and Itachi are forced to be the bodyguards of a demon child? Pure chaos! Poor Kisame, and Itachi...They never stood a chance.

AN: My second story is finally underway! Don't forget to comment! I just might give you a cookie.

Chapter 1: We meet at last!

"So what does the scroll say Itachi?" asked Kisame looking at the scroll Itachi had just pulled out. The scroll was supposed to give the details for their next mission ,"Is it another assassination?" He asked grinning at the mere thought of it.

"No" answered Itachi without even looking up. "We're going to escort someone from The Land of Demons to The Land of Rain ."

"Great." sighed Kisame. "Guard duty."

"This one is very interesting though." remarked Itachi still reading the scroll.

"What makes you say that?"

"It's an A-ranked mission, but the scroll doesn't say who is after our client."

Kisame gave a big, toothy, evil grin. "Maybe this won't be so boring after all."

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They arrived at the designated meeting place. It was in an old abandoned shed. Itachi was the first to enter, fallowed by Kisame. They both stood face to face with the other two figures hiding in the dark corner of the shed. One figure was smaller than the other. Although the taller figure looked pretty tough, it was the smaller one that looked the scariest. The only thing you could see was two huge evil eyes staring at you. This however was not enough to phase ether of them. They had been in scarier situations before, right?

"Itachi, Kisame." acknowledged the taller figure. "This is your client." said the mysterious figure. He then lightly pushed the other figure into the light, reveling an innocent looking little girl. She had big icy-blue eyes, and jet black hair that was pulled up with a dark blue bow. She wore a blue spaghetti strapped shirt, coupled with a pair of caprees. She didn't look much older than seven.

She stared at them with her big puppy-dog eyes, and then nervously shifted her gaze to the floor and began swirling her toe into the dirt. In the most innocent tone imaginable she managed to introduce herself

"My name is...Amaya." Kisame had a look of disgust on his face. He couldn't believe he had sunk so low as to have to play babysitter for some little kid. He looked up to face the other figure.

"I thought this was an A-ranked mission!" He yelled, but their was no one there. Confused as to were the figure had gone, he looked out the window only to see a giant sized shinobi jumping and skipping away, singing the hallelujah chores and shouting "I'm free! I'm free! I'm finally free!"

"That's not a good sign." observed Kisame as he slowly turned around and walked the opposite direction. He noticed that Itachi had already begun to leave, so he followed Itachi and Amaya out of the shed.

(five minutes later)

Kisame felt a small tug on his cloak, so he looked down only to find the little anoying girl looking up at him.

"I'm hungry shark-man! Ya got anything to eat?" He gave her an annoyed look.

"Why didn't you bring your own food pip-squeak? And use my real name!"

"I don't feel like it, besides you got food don't ya shark-man? Come on! I know ya got some cookies hidden somewhere!" cried the little girl now with a frustrated/angry look on her face. How dare he not have a cookie! Convinced that he was just being greedy, she then started to try and reach into his pockets to find the prized cookies.

"Listen hear ya little freak!" yelled Kisame pushing off the annoying little girl. "I an't give'n you any cookies. Ask me again and I will rip your little head off!" (AN: Kisame never was really good with kids.)

Her eyes suddenly filled with tears and she ran off to Itachi and hid behind his cloak.

"Itachi! Kisame said he was going to rip my head off!" she cried. Itachi turned around and gave Kisame a death glare.

"Kisame apologize to Amaya and give her a cookie." Kisame's mouth fell to the floor. The little brat just got what she wanted. Kisami grudgingly reached into his pocket and pulled out his last cookie before handing it to the little brat. Amaya took her cookie and gave a satisfied smile. Amaya was safely traveling behind Kisame munching on her cookie while he shot her death glares.

"Whatcha want shark-man?" inquired the little demon.

"Pull another stunt like that, and you will never make it to The Land of Rain."warned the shark-man. Amaya simply snickered.

"That is where you're wrong shark-man. Ya see, according to the Akatsuki rule book, your not allowed to harm the client."

"And how the heck would you know that?!"

"I have my ways..." Kisame was now fully convinced the child was a demon.

"I would be careful about who you mess with little girl." threatened the ninja," You may 'accidentally' get lost in the dark scary woods."

"Right..." said Amaya as she finished off her cookie.

"You should take you're own advise."

Kisame was now determined to get his revenge! After-all his manly...fishy...pride was on the line, and he had the perfect way to do it. She was so going to get it!

AN: What is Kisame's plan? Only I know. You will have to read the next chapter to figure it out! Sorry it's so short! The next chapter will be longer I promise.

Naruto: How do we know? Believe it!

Me: Because I said so...

Naruto: OK.

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