INSANITY!!!

This story will have no purpose or meaning at all, maybe to make you laugh but it's still dumb. Its Insane! Insane I tell you!!!

JACKIE: Jade Lets go find some harmless Artifacts with my tiny little boring brushes.

JADE: Hmmm sounds lame.

JACKIE: It will be fun Jade!

JADE: Whatever

UNCLE: Aiiiyaaaahhhh!!! We have to get the Talismans Jackie!

***Jackie gets a confused look***

JACKIE: We already did that Uncle.

UNCLE: Aiiiyaaaahhhh!!! Never Question Uncle!

***Uncle whacks Jackie***

JACKIE: Owww!

*Jackie starts crying*

JACKIE: Waaaaaaahhhhhh

JADE: Now look Uncle you made Jackie cry, don't worry I'll cheer you up

***Jade dials up Viper on her cell phone***

JADE: Jackie's crying

VIPER: Again! Big Baby! Oh well I'll be right over.

***Viper comes over to Uncle's Shop***

VIPER: Hi Jackie, What's up!?

JACKIE: You!? You are a thief! Go away.

VIPER: Ex-thief, I haven't stolen in a long time

JACKIE: Unless you count that Yacht last month

JADE: And that Ferrari last week

TOHRU: and that Gold from fort Knox last week

JADE: And that Priceless painting you stole yesterday

JACKIE: and that 24 karat diamonds gold platinum bracelet your wearing, you stole that this morning

VIPER: Well duh, but those are just little things

UNCLE: Get out of my shop you kleptomaniac! You are a bad influence on Jade!

VIPER: Ex-Bad Influence

***They go outside***

JACKIE: Now lets all go get some frozen yogurt

JADE: Duh Jackie that is so boring, snoozefest! Bor-a-rama!

VIPER: Yeah where's your spirit? Where ya wanna go Jade!?

JADE: Please, I do not socialize with thieves.

***Hakfoo comes, He jumps in the air***

HAKFOO: Angry Crow Takes Flight!

JACKIE: What!? Leave us alone you red headed fool

FINN: Hey, Jackson! I like my hair!

JACKIE: I didn't mean you, by the way where did you even come from?

FINN: We just want to talk, buddy.

***Finn pulls out a pistol***

FINN: Sike! We are gonna eliminate you once and for all, Chan!

***Tohru comes out***

CHOW: its Tohru Let's nail him!

VALMONT: Shut Up!

RATSO: But Boss, Shut doesn't go up

VALMONT: Did I say you could speak buffoon!?

RATSO: Uhh, what's a buffoon?

FINN: Dude's that is so not important lets go to Melvin world

***They get in their Limousine***

JADE: Uncle Jackie can I go to Melvin world with the Dark Hand?

JACKIE: No Jade

JADE: Awwww Jackie!!!

***Viper gets in her stolen Ferrari***

VIPER: Let's go Jade

JADE: Viper Rules!

JACKIE: I thought you didn't associate with criminals

JADE: Hello! It's like called, Lying!

***Everybody on the show is at Melvin world***

VANESSA BERRON: I have my eye of aurora! Return to Melvin world

SHENDU: Brother Dai Gui may I go to Melvin world so I can kill Jackie Chan, please?

DAI GUI: Umm, durrr, umm Okays is there any flowers? Dai gui does not like flowers.

SHENDU: Nope, no flowers there.

DAI GUI: Lets go then

***The Demons go to Melvin World***

BAI TZA: I shall flood this place it is so dry

SHENDU: I see Chan now to kill him

HSI WU: I see Jade I will kill her

PO KONG: I see umm, everybody else. I will eat them

SHENDU: There is that idiot, Valmont, now I shall kill him too

***Shendu tries to kill Valmont with fire breath but Valmont shoots a hole in him with a shotgun***

VALMONT: Now you demons leave me alone

CHOW: Yeah you lousy demons

TCHANG ZU: Thunder Power!

RATSO: We aren't afraid of thunder demon man

GNOMEKOP: Where is Turbo Troll!?!?

FINN: Woah, how did he get The Rat Talisman!?

CAPTAIN BLACK: I don't believe in Magic

***Chow throws a pokeball***

CHOW: Go, Pikachu! Pikachu Thundershock!

***Pikachu shocks Thunder demon***

TSO LAN: Where's my girlfriend?

SAILOR MOON: Right here Moon Demon, honey

TUXEDO MASK: That's my girlfriend

JAMES: You stole my rose

NURSE JOY: Roses have thorns that can be dangerous. Ohhh Valmont you're cute!

VANESSA: Ohhh Valmont you're cute!

MAXIMILLION PEGASUS: Thanks for the compliment

VANESSA: I said Valmont

PEGASUS: I am Pegasus

VALMONT: Shut up, buffoon

PEGASUS: Hi Pegasus I'm Valmont what's up

***Valmont stares at him for a second and walks away***

JAMES: Hi I'm James

JESSIE: And make it double!

JAMES: That's my line

RATSO: What's a line?

FINN: Woah check out those fine dudettes (referring to Vanessa and Jessie)

JADE: Hey it's the card captor chick

BAKURA: I'm not a girl

JADE: Yeah you are! You're Sakura.

BAKURA: I'm Bakura, from Yu-gi-oh

JADE: Whatever

VALMONT: What the bloody hell is this!? I'm supposed to be the only guy with White hair on this show!

PEGASUS: Besides Magneto

VALMONT: Magneto!?

MAGNETO: Come My Mutants lets destroy these mortals

RATSO: Mortal? What's a mortal!?

***Finn shoots Ratso***

FINN: That ougta shut him up, where are the babes

NURSE JOY: That's sexist and demeaning!

OFFICER JENNY: Team Rocket and The Dark Hand! You are all under arrest!

JAMES: If I sleep with you will you not arrest us?

JADE: I'll sleep with you!

JACKIE: No Jade you are too young

JADE: Awww Jackie

VALMONT: Bloody Americans

HAKFOO: I should cut my hair

PEGASUS: I should wear my hair in a ponytail so I can look like Quicksilver

VALMONT: quicksilver has short hair

PEGASUS: you must have him confused with Valmont

SOME ANIMATOR: Huh we really need to stop making characters look so similar

SAKURA: I sense a clow card here its in the bumper cars

LEE SHORON: Me too Sakura lets kill that disco man

FINN: Me!?

***Finn shoots Lee and Sakura***

FINN: Woah dudes this gun is sweet

VALMONT: Its 4:00 time for some tea

MISTY: Valmont you're a dreamboat

VALMONT: Bloody Americans

UNCLE: Where is El Toro?

EL TORO: Hola, strange cartoon people

PACO: El Toro is the greatest

JAMES: I'm hungry

ASH KETCHUM: Me too

HAKFOO: So am I, lets all eat Shendu

JAMES: I've never had grilled dragon

SAILOR V: Love and peace to all dragons everywhere

BROCK: Love and peace to you too. You lovely Blonde angel have stolen my heart lets go on a date

FINN: Don't make me shoot you

JAMES: Please shoot him do me a favor

JESSIE: Hey we're the bad guys here!

VALMONT: God this is so fucking stupid

PEGASUS: Calm down Pegasus

***Po Kong smashes a roller coaster***

TOHRU: I did not know she could do that

PO KONG: Mmmmm you people look good, yummy and tasty!

JACKIE: Who are all you people!? You are not even on the right cartoon!

THE END