INSANITY!!!
This story will have no purpose or meaning at all, maybe to make you laugh but it's still dumb. Its Insane! Insane I tell you!!!
JACKIE: Jade Lets go find some harmless Artifacts with my tiny little boring brushes.
JADE: Hmmm sounds lame.
JACKIE: It will be fun Jade!
JADE: Whatever
UNCLE: Aiiiyaaaahhhh!!! We have to get the Talismans Jackie!
***Jackie gets a confused look***
JACKIE: We already did that Uncle.
UNCLE: Aiiiyaaaahhhh!!! Never Question Uncle!
***Uncle whacks Jackie***
JACKIE: Owww!
*Jackie starts crying*
JACKIE: Waaaaaaahhhhhh
JADE: Now look Uncle you made Jackie cry, don't worry I'll cheer you up
***Jade dials up Viper on her cell phone***
JADE: Jackie's crying
VIPER: Again! Big Baby! Oh well I'll be right over.
***Viper comes over to Uncle's Shop***
VIPER: Hi Jackie, What's up!?
JACKIE: You!? You are a thief! Go away.
VIPER: Ex-thief, I haven't stolen in a long time
JACKIE: Unless you count that Yacht last month
JADE: And that Ferrari last week
TOHRU: and that Gold from fort Knox last week
JADE: And that Priceless painting you stole yesterday
JACKIE: and that 24 karat diamonds gold platinum bracelet your wearing, you stole that this morning
VIPER: Well duh, but those are just little things
UNCLE: Get out of my shop you kleptomaniac! You are a bad influence on Jade!
VIPER: Ex-Bad Influence
***They go outside***
JACKIE: Now lets all go get some frozen yogurt
JADE: Duh Jackie that is so boring, snoozefest! Bor-a-rama!
VIPER: Yeah where's your spirit? Where ya wanna go Jade!?
JADE: Please, I do not socialize with thieves.
***Hakfoo comes, He jumps in the air***
HAKFOO: Angry Crow Takes Flight!
JACKIE: What!? Leave us alone you red headed fool
FINN: Hey, Jackson! I like my hair!
JACKIE: I didn't mean you, by the way where did you even come from?
FINN: We just want to talk, buddy.
***Finn pulls out a pistol***
FINN: Sike! We are gonna eliminate you once and for all, Chan!
***Tohru comes out***
CHOW: its Tohru Let's nail him!
VALMONT: Shut Up!
RATSO: But Boss, Shut doesn't go up
VALMONT: Did I say you could speak buffoon!?
RATSO: Uhh, what's a buffoon?
FINN: Dude's that is so not important lets go to Melvin world
***They get in their Limousine***
JADE: Uncle Jackie can I go to Melvin world with the Dark Hand?
JACKIE: No Jade
JADE: Awwww Jackie!!!
***Viper gets in her stolen Ferrari***
VIPER: Let's go Jade
JADE: Viper Rules!
JACKIE: I thought you didn't associate with criminals
JADE: Hello! It's like called, Lying!
***Everybody on the show is at Melvin world***
VANESSA BERRON: I have my eye of aurora! Return to Melvin world
SHENDU: Brother Dai Gui may I go to Melvin world so I can kill Jackie Chan, please?
DAI GUI: Umm, durrr, umm Okays is there any flowers? Dai gui does not like flowers.
SHENDU: Nope, no flowers there.
DAI GUI: Lets go then
***The Demons go to Melvin World***
BAI TZA: I shall flood this place it is so dry
SHENDU: I see Chan now to kill him
HSI WU: I see Jade I will kill her
PO KONG: I see umm, everybody else. I will eat them
SHENDU: There is that idiot, Valmont, now I shall kill him too
***Shendu tries to kill Valmont with fire breath but Valmont shoots a hole in him with a shotgun***
VALMONT: Now you demons leave me alone
CHOW: Yeah you lousy demons
TCHANG ZU: Thunder Power!
RATSO: We aren't afraid of thunder demon man
GNOMEKOP: Where is Turbo Troll!?!?
FINN: Woah, how did he get The Rat Talisman!?
CAPTAIN BLACK: I don't believe in Magic
***Chow throws a pokeball***
CHOW: Go, Pikachu! Pikachu Thundershock!
***Pikachu shocks Thunder demon***
TSO LAN: Where's my girlfriend?
SAILOR MOON: Right here Moon Demon, honey
TUXEDO MASK: That's my girlfriend
JAMES: You stole my rose
NURSE JOY: Roses have thorns that can be dangerous. Ohhh Valmont you're cute!
VANESSA: Ohhh Valmont you're cute!
MAXIMILLION PEGASUS: Thanks for the compliment
VANESSA: I said Valmont
PEGASUS: I am Pegasus
VALMONT: Shut up, buffoon
PEGASUS: Hi Pegasus I'm Valmont what's up
***Valmont stares at him for a second and walks away***
JAMES: Hi I'm James
JESSIE: And make it double!
JAMES: That's my line
RATSO: What's a line?
FINN: Woah check out those fine dudettes (referring to Vanessa and Jessie)
JADE: Hey it's the card captor chick
BAKURA: I'm not a girl
JADE: Yeah you are! You're Sakura.
BAKURA: I'm Bakura, from Yu-gi-oh
JADE: Whatever
VALMONT: What the bloody hell is this!? I'm supposed to be the only guy with White hair on this show!
PEGASUS: Besides Magneto
VALMONT: Magneto!?
MAGNETO: Come My Mutants lets destroy these mortals
RATSO: Mortal? What's a mortal!?
***Finn shoots Ratso***
FINN: That ougta shut him up, where are the babes
NURSE JOY: That's sexist and demeaning!
OFFICER JENNY: Team Rocket and The Dark Hand! You are all under arrest!
JAMES: If I sleep with you will you not arrest us?
JADE: I'll sleep with you!
JACKIE: No Jade you are too young
JADE: Awww Jackie
VALMONT: Bloody Americans
HAKFOO: I should cut my hair
PEGASUS: I should wear my hair in a ponytail so I can look like Quicksilver
VALMONT: quicksilver has short hair
PEGASUS: you must have him confused with Valmont
SOME ANIMATOR: Huh we really need to stop making characters look so similar
SAKURA: I sense a clow card here its in the bumper cars
LEE SHORON: Me too Sakura lets kill that disco man
FINN: Me!?
***Finn shoots Lee and Sakura***
FINN: Woah dudes this gun is sweet
VALMONT: Its 4:00 time for some tea
MISTY: Valmont you're a dreamboat
VALMONT: Bloody Americans
UNCLE: Where is El Toro?
EL TORO: Hola, strange cartoon people
PACO: El Toro is the greatest
JAMES: I'm hungry
ASH KETCHUM: Me too
HAKFOO: So am I, lets all eat Shendu
JAMES: I've never had grilled dragon
SAILOR V: Love and peace to all dragons everywhere
BROCK: Love and peace to you too. You lovely Blonde angel have stolen my heart lets go on a date
FINN: Don't make me shoot you
JAMES: Please shoot him do me a favor
JESSIE: Hey we're the bad guys here!
VALMONT: God this is so fucking stupid
PEGASUS: Calm down Pegasus
***Po Kong smashes a roller coaster***
TOHRU: I did not know she could do that
PO KONG: Mmmmm you people look good, yummy and tasty!
JACKIE: Who are all you people!? You are not even on the right cartoon!
THE END
This story will have no purpose or meaning at all, maybe to make you laugh but it's still dumb. Its Insane! Insane I tell you!!!
JACKIE: Jade Lets go find some harmless Artifacts with my tiny little boring brushes.
JADE: Hmmm sounds lame.
JACKIE: It will be fun Jade!
JADE: Whatever
UNCLE: Aiiiyaaaahhhh!!! We have to get the Talismans Jackie!
***Jackie gets a confused look***
JACKIE: We already did that Uncle.
UNCLE: Aiiiyaaaahhhh!!! Never Question Uncle!
***Uncle whacks Jackie***
JACKIE: Owww!
*Jackie starts crying*
JACKIE: Waaaaaaahhhhhh
JADE: Now look Uncle you made Jackie cry, don't worry I'll cheer you up
***Jade dials up Viper on her cell phone***
JADE: Jackie's crying
VIPER: Again! Big Baby! Oh well I'll be right over.
***Viper comes over to Uncle's Shop***
VIPER: Hi Jackie, What's up!?
JACKIE: You!? You are a thief! Go away.
VIPER: Ex-thief, I haven't stolen in a long time
JACKIE: Unless you count that Yacht last month
JADE: And that Ferrari last week
TOHRU: and that Gold from fort Knox last week
JADE: And that Priceless painting you stole yesterday
JACKIE: and that 24 karat diamonds gold platinum bracelet your wearing, you stole that this morning
VIPER: Well duh, but those are just little things
UNCLE: Get out of my shop you kleptomaniac! You are a bad influence on Jade!
VIPER: Ex-Bad Influence
***They go outside***
JACKIE: Now lets all go get some frozen yogurt
JADE: Duh Jackie that is so boring, snoozefest! Bor-a-rama!
VIPER: Yeah where's your spirit? Where ya wanna go Jade!?
JADE: Please, I do not socialize with thieves.
***Hakfoo comes, He jumps in the air***
HAKFOO: Angry Crow Takes Flight!
JACKIE: What!? Leave us alone you red headed fool
FINN: Hey, Jackson! I like my hair!
JACKIE: I didn't mean you, by the way where did you even come from?
FINN: We just want to talk, buddy.
***Finn pulls out a pistol***
FINN: Sike! We are gonna eliminate you once and for all, Chan!
***Tohru comes out***
CHOW: its Tohru Let's nail him!
VALMONT: Shut Up!
RATSO: But Boss, Shut doesn't go up
VALMONT: Did I say you could speak buffoon!?
RATSO: Uhh, what's a buffoon?
FINN: Dude's that is so not important lets go to Melvin world
***They get in their Limousine***
JADE: Uncle Jackie can I go to Melvin world with the Dark Hand?
JACKIE: No Jade
JADE: Awwww Jackie!!!
***Viper gets in her stolen Ferrari***
VIPER: Let's go Jade
JADE: Viper Rules!
JACKIE: I thought you didn't associate with criminals
JADE: Hello! It's like called, Lying!
***Everybody on the show is at Melvin world***
VANESSA BERRON: I have my eye of aurora! Return to Melvin world
SHENDU: Brother Dai Gui may I go to Melvin world so I can kill Jackie Chan, please?
DAI GUI: Umm, durrr, umm Okays is there any flowers? Dai gui does not like flowers.
SHENDU: Nope, no flowers there.
DAI GUI: Lets go then
***The Demons go to Melvin World***
BAI TZA: I shall flood this place it is so dry
SHENDU: I see Chan now to kill him
HSI WU: I see Jade I will kill her
PO KONG: I see umm, everybody else. I will eat them
SHENDU: There is that idiot, Valmont, now I shall kill him too
***Shendu tries to kill Valmont with fire breath but Valmont shoots a hole in him with a shotgun***
VALMONT: Now you demons leave me alone
CHOW: Yeah you lousy demons
TCHANG ZU: Thunder Power!
RATSO: We aren't afraid of thunder demon man
GNOMEKOP: Where is Turbo Troll!?!?
FINN: Woah, how did he get The Rat Talisman!?
CAPTAIN BLACK: I don't believe in Magic
***Chow throws a pokeball***
CHOW: Go, Pikachu! Pikachu Thundershock!
***Pikachu shocks Thunder demon***
TSO LAN: Where's my girlfriend?
SAILOR MOON: Right here Moon Demon, honey
TUXEDO MASK: That's my girlfriend
JAMES: You stole my rose
NURSE JOY: Roses have thorns that can be dangerous. Ohhh Valmont you're cute!
VANESSA: Ohhh Valmont you're cute!
MAXIMILLION PEGASUS: Thanks for the compliment
VANESSA: I said Valmont
PEGASUS: I am Pegasus
VALMONT: Shut up, buffoon
PEGASUS: Hi Pegasus I'm Valmont what's up
***Valmont stares at him for a second and walks away***
JAMES: Hi I'm James
JESSIE: And make it double!
JAMES: That's my line
RATSO: What's a line?
FINN: Woah check out those fine dudettes (referring to Vanessa and Jessie)
JADE: Hey it's the card captor chick
BAKURA: I'm not a girl
JADE: Yeah you are! You're Sakura.
BAKURA: I'm Bakura, from Yu-gi-oh
JADE: Whatever
VALMONT: What the bloody hell is this!? I'm supposed to be the only guy with White hair on this show!
PEGASUS: Besides Magneto
VALMONT: Magneto!?
MAGNETO: Come My Mutants lets destroy these mortals
RATSO: Mortal? What's a mortal!?
***Finn shoots Ratso***
FINN: That ougta shut him up, where are the babes
NURSE JOY: That's sexist and demeaning!
OFFICER JENNY: Team Rocket and The Dark Hand! You are all under arrest!
JAMES: If I sleep with you will you not arrest us?
JADE: I'll sleep with you!
JACKIE: No Jade you are too young
JADE: Awww Jackie
VALMONT: Bloody Americans
HAKFOO: I should cut my hair
PEGASUS: I should wear my hair in a ponytail so I can look like Quicksilver
VALMONT: quicksilver has short hair
PEGASUS: you must have him confused with Valmont
SOME ANIMATOR: Huh we really need to stop making characters look so similar
SAKURA: I sense a clow card here its in the bumper cars
LEE SHORON: Me too Sakura lets kill that disco man
FINN: Me!?
***Finn shoots Lee and Sakura***
FINN: Woah dudes this gun is sweet
VALMONT: Its 4:00 time for some tea
MISTY: Valmont you're a dreamboat
VALMONT: Bloody Americans
UNCLE: Where is El Toro?
EL TORO: Hola, strange cartoon people
PACO: El Toro is the greatest
JAMES: I'm hungry
ASH KETCHUM: Me too
HAKFOO: So am I, lets all eat Shendu
JAMES: I've never had grilled dragon
SAILOR V: Love and peace to all dragons everywhere
BROCK: Love and peace to you too. You lovely Blonde angel have stolen my heart lets go on a date
FINN: Don't make me shoot you
JAMES: Please shoot him do me a favor
JESSIE: Hey we're the bad guys here!
VALMONT: God this is so fucking stupid
PEGASUS: Calm down Pegasus
***Po Kong smashes a roller coaster***
TOHRU: I did not know she could do that
PO KONG: Mmmmm you people look good, yummy and tasty!
JACKIE: Who are all you people!? You are not even on the right cartoon!
THE END
