Tori: *dials Duo's phone number* WASSSSUUUUUPPPP!?
Duo: WAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPP!?
Tori: *presses the FLASH button and dials Heero*
Heero: WAAAASSSSUUUUUPPP!? *uses FLASH to call Trowa*
Trowa: …………………………………………!? *uses his FLASH to call Quatre*
Quatre: WASSSUUUPPP!? *uses FLASH to call Wu Fei*
Wu Fei: *disturbed from meditation by phone* *picks it up*
All: WAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP!?
Wu Fei: IF I FIND OUT THAT KOMOSUME TORI IS BEHIND THIS I WILL HUNT HER DOWN AND-
Quatre: *presses FLASH again and hangs up on Fei*
Heero: He killed it…
[[[[[A/N: Yeah, I just found out what the FLASH button one my phone does]]]]]
Duet is sitting at her desk, sifting through a huge stack of papers and shouldering the phone to her ear. She pauses for a moment, fingers poised above the numbers, and takes a moment to consider something.
"Duo!"
"WHAT, BABE?" Duo yells from another part of the house.
"What's the button I press for a two-way call?"
"THE FLASH BUTTON!"
"What?"
"THE FLASH BUTTON!"
"Nani?" Duet peruses the keypad.
Duo, slightly frustrated, steps out of the room he's in into the hall so Duet can hear him better. "FLASH!"
"I can't find it!" Duet calls back.
"THE FLASH BUTTON!" Duo trots half way down the stairs.
"Duo, I need help!"
Sighing, Duo hurries down the steps and into Duet's office. "FLASH-" His eyes bug out and he tacks on "-me…"
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Duo, Duet, Trowa, and Quatre were sitting at a small table in Starbucks, reading manga and sipping their respective drinks. It was a pretty average afternoon, seeing as the line for liquid caffeine was out the door, but since it was a double date instead of a friendly outing, they had made careful plans.
As they sat relaxing after a tough morning of window shopping, a thought occurred to Duo. Resting his copy of Gene Shaft on his knees, he looked Duet square in the eyes and asked, "If you call someone, then they use FLASH to call someone else, who gets the phone bill?"
Trowa and Quatre looked at the boy like he was crazy, while Duet simply book-marked her page in X/1999 Duet and stood up. She leaned over the table, kissed him full on the lips, and smirked. "Do you still care?"
Duo, a little perplexed, but grinning his 'I just ate a bowl of macaroni and cheese' grin, puzzled her question for a moment. "Well… yeah."
