harry woked up beecuz a fat boy was screaming in his face . " wake up u stupid!1 its my birthday! to bad u dont have one!" the fat boy screamed evilly.
" shut ur fat face up." complained harry, beating his cuzin with his broom. dudely screamed. and sudenly...
...ant petunia waz dere!1! " shut ur potty mouth! don t b mean to my son!" screamed ant petunia (but nobody herd her becuz she was an ant!) and dudely ran around the room screaming becuz he got beated by a broom!and then he stepped on ant petunia and she died!and then uncle vermin was there!
"OMG U STEPPED ON ANT PETUNIA AND SAD DUDELY WAS FAT! U R BOTH BANNED FROM HOUSE!" he screamed and threw the bois outside!
dudely started screaming again so harry beated him with a broom again. dudely screamed some more. then dudely was a pig! omg!
TO B CONTINU!
